Can Jow Forums provide redpills on semen retention? Not talking about just NoFap but total abstinence in general

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“The reabsorption of semen by the blood is the strongest nourishment and, perhaps more than any other factor, it prompts the stimulus of power, the unrest of all forces toward the overcoming of resistances, the thirst for contradiction and resistance. The feeling of power has so far mounted highest in abstinent priests and hermits (for example, amoung the Brahmans).”

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Explains why Trudeau got elected and shitskins and nigger are taking over our country. Dickless men

nod a argumed xD

Anyway I enged today after a month. Does that count as a relapse?

edged*

This is genius.

I blew 7 loads today, 5 into the same condom so it looks like I came an entire bucket. Probably whack it again tonight on my way to dreamland.

Makes up for going dry all last week I suppose.

It's impossible to not release semen, it just doesn't magically disappear. Your body needs to ejaculate it in order to produce new seminal fluids. But let's say you don't get wet dreams after abstaining from weeks (rare), you'll start to release semen while urinating.

you are acting like an absolute degenerate and must change your ways.

I did nofap for close to 3 months and never woke up to a mess in my underwear. Why would it come out while urinating? That doesn't make physiological sense and would interfere with the quality of the urine stream. Where did it go? There's really only one place possible and that's back in to the body.

idgaf I don't usually do that and I was starting to feel decidedly depressed and it was a lazy weekend.

Or shitting, if I dont wank for over a week I will jizz when I poo

I'm so jelly of guys who get a prostate poke when taking a shit. Oh well, can't have everything I guess.

Genius

Its ok but I did have chronic anal fissures from huge poos

Is that the secret? You have to crap out like a stone football?

And here I have anal fissures despite taking healthy craps. Fuck.

>you'll start to release semen while urinating.
DEESGAHTANG

The body reabsorption of the semen is a theory without scientific back up. We can't be sure about its legitimacy.

Just by process of elimination that seems like the most probable explanation. The relevant tissues are able to at least absorb the water back out of it, and I'm pretty sure you'd notice blasting out hunks of sticky semen in the course of trying to take a piss unless you're advocating for the idea that somehow it makes its way into the bladder and get diluted enough to not notice.

Are you willing to pay for the studies to detect semen concentration in urine samples? That sounds like the kind of a study I'd be willing to participate in.

>be me
>know the dangers of porn
>know the benefits of nofap and semen retention
>know how important it is to lift
>know marijuana makes me lazy and useless
>know exactly what steps I need to take to improve my life
>look forward to getting home from work every day so I can get high and jerk off to hot sluts

They got me bros, even when I see all their tricks I fall for them anyway

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you don't need some faggot in a science lab with a pocket protector to tell YOU how good you'll feel.
Your body won't be expelling mass amounts of energy and proteins and nutrients, you'll feel better, your body will begin to thank you

If its interesting to you, you should try it. It's simple and takes no effort. It's amazing such a simple act sparks such debate, as if it shouldn't be attempted because it's "pointless" and doesn't effect "muh t-levels". Masturbation is an insidious vice that will try to power over you in the most subtle ways.

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its a meme.

dedicate yourself to spite want they want you to be

One week off porn is enough to break the association between porn and fapping. Sure you might think "well I looked at porn last time so I'll boot up some more again" and you'll do it and fap. But you will not find it entertaining in the slightest and think it was a complete waste of time.
Take the break.

OP I'd say go for it. In the very least it is very beneficial to quit porn. If you manage to not fap then you will notice a ton of extra attention (which can be either a good or bad thing really)

user I've been fapping for 12+ years and smoking weed erryday for 4+
One of these days you'll just stop. Me realizing I socially spill my spaghetti when high is when I stopped that. Unfortunately I had already lost nearly all my friends

And now this thread will get slid/pruned, because ((they)) want you to keep smoking and fapping your energy away.

tomorrow is the fist day of the rest of your life user

NoFap is an open door to put a cage on your dick and be whiped around by a woman

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Let go of your dicks, lads. For the Führer.

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I don't understand.
>have problem
>get support from people
>use tools designed specifically for conquering this type of behaviour
>reported improved quality of life for both the person and people around them
>can be reversed at any time
>somehow this is bad
Explain.

don't be too jealous, sometimes i have to wipe jizz stuck to the bottom of the toilet bowl after a crap so people don't think i wanked it in the bathroom

What the fuck? How often does that happen? Is it like a full blown orgasm or some kind of dribble?

no orgasm, just squirts out like maple syrup when you poop

quite annoying desu

I'm still jelly. I didn't figure out I could do that until a few years ago and I love that feeling of cum just sort of lumping its way out.

I even tried putting stuff up my ass for a while but never really got more than a drop or two out and gave up on it.

youre lucky, at least it goes right in the toilet

mine oozes out of all my pores and i get all shiny and cum smelly

What the absolute fuck...?

I dunno I first heard about it from a closet case friend who apparently was a bottom but I didn't really get what he was hinting at other than trying to find out if I was gay. Other than that, all I can say is that it's well-established that if you squish the prostate the right way then it forces cum out (this normally happens during a proper orgasm thanks in part to a ring of muscle contracting, which is why it shoots out in spurts).

But I don't know. I don't get precum either. Maybe it's the same mechanism of precum? All I know is somehow I figured out how to start dribbling cum just short of triggering the orgasm and it feels amazing. Only happens once in a while, usually after refraining from sexual release for a day or few.

>classic!
P.O.E.

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crowd size........damn.

sometimes when I eat overly hot food my dickhole stings when I go for a piss.

Might want to get your kidneys checked. That should go out your poop chute.

nah its only when I eat a curry. I'm on business in bongistan and they do like super hot ones. its the sauce. real poo in the loo food, makes my stomach ache but I can't resist hot food

If your intestines get irritated for whatever reason it's pretty legit to shit mudslides or make your butthole tingle because the capsaicin hasn't had time to break down yet.

But it shouldn't do anything with your peepee. Not unless it's causing your urethral muscles to spasm for some dumb reason or you have an infection.

idk it only happens when I eat that specific curry and lasts twice or so, its not a constant thing. Its one of those English invented ones. Im used to the heat but when they serve it in a restaurant, they even give you a sick bucket because its kinda extreme.

I can't tell you what's going on, but I would be slightly concerned by that. It's not out of the ordinary to piss fire once in a while but if it's connected to food then maybe there's something else wrong there.

I'm one of those weirdos who eats stuff so hot it makes natives recoil in terror.

yeah same here, its something to do with the food because I never get it otherwise. Thanks for the info though.

Could be some kind of a food allergy I guess, or some other reason why your dick would become inflamed. Assuming it's not a warning sign that you fucked a slag an caught an STD I would avoid eating there.

nah my dick isnt inflamed lol just the pee stings. yeah I will from now fuckin you can never trust the poos and their food desu.

Inflamed on the inside yo. It doesn't need to be 2x too big and covered in white spots to be infected. Urinary tract might just be irritated for whatever passing reason.

But if it keeps burning then see a doc just in case it's something you don't want to spread and worse. Hot pepper, btw, is actually good for helping the body to fight infection bcause it increases blood flow and therefore whatever else is being carried around by the blood, including all that good immune system stuff.

sounds like std

Literally a virgin so no way its an std. its definitely the sauce interacting with the juices or some shit and infiltrating the piss storage. I go to england like twice or 3 times a year on business and always eat at the same place and it always happens. m actually 99% sure its the sauce unless the chef wanks his std ridden poo in the loo cock into the curry

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lel you should deffo leave a rating on for the restaurant that it makes your dick burn

t. once went to the doc on fear I got and std even though I'm also a virgin
Never knew my dick could shrink that small.

lmao

As best I can guess, it was a psycho-somatic stress reaction. Got a script for some topical steroid cream and it went away later that week.

But seriously you can get a UTI even if you didn't catch a disease. Kind of like how sometimes women turn in to fungal bread factories.

yeah good point, I might do the same

this

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