Wow 13 seasons! I guess people really believe this crap. Ancient Astronaut Theory. Is it true?

Are you retarded? ETs are advanced humans who created all life on earth through advancements in technology and genetics.

Cmon now . of course we are a genetic engineered slave species , NO MISSING LINK, and EVERY religion was/is just a form of control the slaves .
In fact THEY are still controlling us.
Logical thinking proves this hands down

b. but the anunnaki...

Yeah. Elohim are Annunaki are Plaedians are Nordic Aliens are Aldebderaan aliens are Vrilya are the Gods from Hinduism

Flat Earth is true, Christianity is not
We are nothing more than just another soul harvesting farm

Remember when History channel was just WWII documentaries all day?

I miss those days, at least it was actual history.

I member

>actual history
No it wasn't it was programming.

>We are nothing more than just another soul harvesting farm
Kys.

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user...everything on AA is now attributed to Extraterrestrials.

>Pottery on asian island depicting turtle giving birth
OR WAS THIS, AS SOME ANCIENT ASTRONAUT THEORISTS BELIEVE, A ALIEN SPACECRAFT?
>YES
Come on, they've gone too far with their crap. Even I laugh at most of it now adays.

There should be billions of dead human skeletons everywhere.

Yeah I don't buy that shit, but at least it gets people thinking about a bigger picture even though it's cartoony as fuck. Thinking big is important.

That was not actual history.
That was Jewish brainwashing.

Fuck you! They attack my Führer all day

back in my day the H channel stood for Hitler

uh what? History Channel back in the 90s and very early 2000s showed newspaper articles saying jews were firebombing businesses and creating ghettos...idt that is very pro jew...

H20 was pushing an agenda for sure

If you only knew the magnificence of the 3, 6 and 9 then you would have a key to the universe.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sublime_number
>In number theory, a sublime number is a positive integer which has a perfect number of positive factors (including itself), and whose positive factors add up to another perfect number.
>There are only two known sublime numbers, 12 and 6086555670238378989670371734243169622657830773351885970528324860512791691264.

12 x 1 = 12 = 2+1 = 3
12 x 2 = 24 = 2+4 = 6
12 x 3 = 36 = 3+6 = 9
12 x 4 = 48 = 4+8 = 12 = 1 + 2 = 3
12 x 5 = 60 = 6
12 x 6 = 72 = 7+2 = 9
12 x 7 = 84 = 8+4 = 12 = 1+2 = 3
12 x 8 = 96 = 9+6 = 15 = 1+5 = 6
12 x 9 = 108 = 1+8= 9
12 x 10 = 120 = 1+2 = 3
12 x 11 = 132 = 1+3+2 = 6
12 x 12 = 144 = 1+4+4 = 9

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>I guess people really believe this crap
Did you actually believe we came from monkeys?

not really...if new people tuning in are seeing that bullshit.

There are so many different ways to make new material but their writers are garbage now just rehashing the same old shit every episode

The title makes it sound more retarded than it is.
All it means is that ayy lmaos may have visited us before, and may have created humans by genetically altering primitive apes or something.

They have to stay within certain boundaries and they can't cover everything because it's a gatekeeping show

I loved this show when I was younger. I'm glad it's still around.

There are. Google cemetaries. Then google body farm and watch rate of decay.

From the episodes I have seen, I genuinely believe it holds truth. I cannot discuss it without feeling ashamed. Also Podesta funded it which makes me question the authenticity

Space Force

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This is the stuff I believe, which correlates to "God making us in his image" and a lot of the imagery In Religious texts. I'm not sure how far off the deepend it goes in later seasons, but it makes sense to me

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Finding Bigfoot went on 9 seasons

they lie in a ton of their "translations" and the show is probably 1% factual. if you want to know about that kind of thing, don't use them or their sources and you'll learn more.

>I have been abducted and visited but i was super young.
Those were demons, not aliens. It's highly possible you have become possessed and are attempting to recruit others with this post.

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ancient astronaut was a theory first advanced by a freemason in a book in the 20th century, forgot his name. But it's common to substitute "Gods" of ancient history into aliens today.

Just think even AA is still more believable and credible than CNN.

I swear, that's nancy pelosi.

>elohim
Fake and gay

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This is true, sadly.

I have a crazy uncle who says space hobbits visit him and that God isn’t real. Guess his favorite show

Oh wow a magazine my world has been turned upside down.

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Shopped?

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>I have been abducted and visited

You were molested.

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>Gravity isn’t real
Leave.
Go.
You have to go back.

You're not acting like a skeptic should. It seems like you've got an ego problem.

Imagine how cool it would have been if they hadn't lost interest and finished it.

When I still watched tv I watched this even though I don’t believe in aliens. I did this because it was literally the only show about history on the network. I imagine much of the audience is like that.

"hands down" is some of the faggiest shit I've ever heard and belongs with the word literally and I can't even.
An acquaintance of mine, years ago, got drunk and lectured everyone about bullshit for hours and said hands down about four hundred times and ever since it makes me wince every time. It needs to stop.

Tits or gtfo.