The real reason dr. Ford came forward

>be christine ford
>getting remodel done on house
>tell husband you want a second front door, because crazy
>everyone says its insane
>feel dumb
>tell husband its because you were almost raped on hs OMG
>angry husband asks who
>falsely name kavanaugh because hes known and from same town
>get 2nd door.
>ff 6 years
>Kavanaugh is nominated for supreme court
>husband says go public
>dont want to because its not real
> husband keeps pushing the issue
>finally agree so husband doesnt find out truth
>write news and senators anonymously
>story doesnt go anywhere
>husband makes me come forward
>lie my ass off to senate, fbi, and the entire country
Mfw i just dont want my husband to find out i lied about almost being raped so i could have a second door

Mfw my husband finds out i lied to him and divorces me and takes the house and my SECOND door

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Jews.

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Its always jews

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wouldn't double doors make it easier for raypistes? now someone from my 800 pound life could fit thru to rape you.

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She didn't want a second front door because shes crazy, she wanted it so she could rent out half her house to google employees.

>WRONG

points for free style 4/10

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>the real reason
1 million dolars in donation form

The problem with your story is she obviously added the door so she could have an illegal rental property, and he husband would have been in on that. I assume he's in on the lying too. They're probably some CIA family that stands to lose their Extended Citizenship licenses once Trump has the judicial backing to make our government function the way it was fucking intended.

or it could have been the million dollars in democrat bribes

Muh double doors!

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This is a shill post trying to get us to run with a ridiculous claim. There's plenty of shut to grill this cunt over but "I think it went this way" isn't one of them.

Nice try user.
the reason she did this is because she's a pro abortion nutjob. Remember these people see themselves as fighting "literal Hitler who's going to kill women" you think a few little lies matter to stop something like that?!?!?!

She is an abortion activist. Right wingers have bombed and shot clinics, if you think a few rape allegations are out of the realm you don't know how commited these people are to murdering the unborn.

The rental property story makes more sense. We'll never know the truth though.

A reporter discovered the permit documents for the two doors of the property. they were filed in 2008 not in 2012 as she stated In her sworn testimony .The door story was a big steaming pile as well as perjury

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soccer mom BTFO's beach friends grandma.

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It was a joke nigger

In hoping she breaks under pressure of the fbi investigation.

life imitates art

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poor try. i guess he was a drunktard and maybe he grabbed her and thought he might do her a favor. too bad she was not easy going.
why the fuck wouldn't he just say this, apologize and be off the hook? damn he was fucking 17 yrs old.
usa is a fucking tv show nowadays. the whole world laughs at your shit. everyone is making a huge dick of themselves.

Didn't know that she was, makes me think...

Because he didn't do it, retard.

I have 2 front doors.... Most folks do.

why would getting raped make you want a second door ? did the door industry secretly release a virus that genetically modifies women to want more doors after sexual assault ?

in what other ways is big-doors fucking with our heads ?

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History repeats itself

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who the fucking fuck cares? i still believe he did. and he for sure was a heavy drinker like probably the majority of highschool/college kids.
he losing it was exactly what they were going for. this is the main problem now. he did not act like a judge should.

I came up with this theory independent of this thread. Could be true, no? It certainly fits the known facts.

So because he got mad that this bitch comes out of nowhere to destroy his life over some shit that never happened and they're all dragging out the process to play a fucking game, he's not fit to be a judge? What, you think judges are supposed to be inhuman robotrons? Are you a retard? If he had been completely impassive they would have said "look, he's a creepy sociopath!"

>durrr who cares about facts? I believe he did this thing there's no evidence for that no one talked about until he became a national figure hurrr #believewomen
Hitler died for this.

>be christine ford
>Rent out illegal part of your home since 2008
>2012 pao alto cracks down on illegal renting
>Got to her life in couples therapist document you need 2nd door for muh sexual assault

>Shill abortion drugs as profession
>Trick an entire nation

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This bitch just wanted a 2nd door to be quirky. Mostly ugly broads try this as their only option to be interesting.

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Exactly, people dont realize the extent crazy females will go. I hope wd eventually do find out though

Checked. Never underestimate the power of weaponized autism.

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>why would getting raped make you want a second door ?
Wants a new door to replace the one that got broken into.

Can anyone explain how her renting out that part of the house is illegal?

I live in commiefornia, and ive never heard of this besides the last week or so on Jow Forums.

It wouldnt, shes a nutjob.
works

she is not declaring it on her taxes; rental income is taxed just as much as working income, so it's literally tax evasion if you do not pay the state what is due.

This was my line of thought when she came with the second front door story. Thank for keeping the meme up OP

Ah ok. Has anyone looked into her or her husbands taxes?

taxes aren't public record.

By your argument nobody should serve on Supreme Court because everyone in college drank heavy and probably raped someone. Do you understand how stupid you sound?

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>almost raped
In her head.
Everybody is trying to me. I can see it in their eyes. The way they look at me. Stripping the clothes right off me. Laying me bare and spreading my buttocks with their eyes always with their eyes!
Pic related is me. Morris Twat from Yorkshire.
I'm just too sexy for my own safety.
...NEARLY RAPED IN HER IMAGINATION
this is too retarded for sensible words any more. Let's just point at Dem-ics and laugh.

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Im aware, but im sure we have anons working for franchise tax board that are willing to give it a look

Incredible.

Women can't rape and women are perfect judges of character while drunk
All female judges

Put 9 women together and give them an easy task, like assemble an IKEA shelf, and watch the results. Now imagine the Supreme Court.

H I P P O C A M P U S

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