Are you ready for the planet to purge everyone who can't handle cold climates?

Are you ready for the planet to purge everyone who can't handle cold climates?

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Let's go

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>be me
>cold resistant DNA
>walk around in tshirt in 10 degree weather
>when it hits negative temperatures I wear jumper with tshirt or just jacket and tshirt
I can’t want to see what cold feels like for all you shitskind when temperatures hit -30

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Here we go lads, get ready for the chill.

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WinterChan come and freeze the Earth!

Good, this shithole will become nice and temperate. Canadians and euro cucks will die

so is this just another “wow it’s fucking nothing” thing or what

>just done with +40°C driest summer in Europe
>enter -40°C cold blizzard ice age

It is not right

It's never happening bro. 1000 years is less than a blink of an eye for the planet. We'll all be fossil fuel long before the world goes to shit again.

All the unbearable animals living there will die and the dessert will turn into a grass plain. Comfy

I don't think you understand what an Ice age is.
It's pretty legit
spaceweatherarchive.com/2018/09/27/the-chill-of-solar-minimum/

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>be Australia
>have perfect climate to sustain life after the world freezes
>landbridgetoaustralia.exe
>shitskins from Asia come in the hundreds of millions to Australia
>whites fight for their survival
>Australia too large to defend and population too small and cucked
>most of Australia is now shitskin territory
>mfw smug Aussie too dumb to see this scenario happen

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The candle burns brightest before the end, frend

Based sun preventing white genocide.

Shit did we get a lower maximum? Ice Age confirmed

Hurry the fuck up then winter

>said or ancestors before they went through their little ice age that brought the Slavs to Germany and the Huns to fucking Rome

Same thing would happen to Mexicans but reverse.

>10 degrees
>celsius

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We were snapped out of the Ice age by the Younger Dryas event, we're going back now.

pubs.geoscienceworld.org/gsa/geology/article/38/4/383/130267/what-caused-the-younger-dryas-cold-event

Aren't we still on a Solar maximum?(that is already relatively cold)

>be ayylmao
>purge planet by fire
>drown the earth
>blot out the sun
>okok promise not to do that again

>never said we wouldn't freeze you niggers to death

all of my lels

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Chad Fossil Fuel vs Virgin Solar Minimum
>Nice Try kiddo.

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Pardon my mutt friend?

I hope you're also starvation and rape resistant. Because crops are going to die along with warm climate assholes and then I am coming to rape you.

Prepare you anis.

B-B-But global warming. We need to stop Nazi Republican scientists from printing lies.

We're onto you.

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I’m rape resistant, because I like raping. Not starvation resistant, but I can eat you after I rape you.

nice try

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Spoken like a true Wakandan

If you don't know how to butcher, you should learn now. You won't be able to purchase human meet at the grocery stores, you'll have to snatch someone weak and do the dirty work yourself.

try to envision mohammed being raped by an unhusked corn cob, over and over, for 10,000 years.

Nah, I’m german. I have just done what Merkel told me, which is embraced the culture of the immigrants she brings. :)

meat* it's late

Nope. New science. We should have entered into the ice age at the last maunder minimum, but we’re in hothouse earth. Started 7kya with slash and burn farming in the east. Methane release from the perma frosts, boreal Forrest’s, and ice shelves is going to heat the earth exponentially next couple decades. It’s already rising in the north, twice the rate of the rest of the planet. Between the forty second parallels will be unhinhabitable within a couple hundred years. Tropical at the poles within a thousand - similar to 100kya when hippos were in uk.

Winter's coming.

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The classic "I'm rubber and you're glue" defense.


Well that won't stop my dick of rage from going on a wanton rape fest. Your anis is mien

Oh, we've got some practice alright, pinkskin.

Walking around at 10 c with a tshirt is perfectly normal bro

Children are the most tender and least likely to carry STIs. Because they have the least meat though, I would suggest making stews out of them and use their intestines for sausages. Salt will be important to preserve any left over pieces of meat. Also, the humane way to butcher children is to not let their parents watch. Sometimes I wonder though if the way the ancient Aztecs did it, by cutting out the beating heart had any sort of positive effect on the overall meat quality/tenderness?

You forget the younger dryas. All that shit = cold long term

Really? Everyone here is in jumper and jacket mode. I’m literally the only one.

Are we ready?

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Check out this edgelord faggot

>not making the parents watch so their fear response doesn't increase blood flow to meat resulting in better tasting food

If you are going to play pretend at least try harder you absolute faggot

10 C is perfect hiking weather in a tShirt but if I was just standing out side waiting for a bus I would wear a jacket

What about if you were hiking to the bus?

Lol depends how far you got

Mr. Expert over here, are there different tastes for different races? Or who should I look for if I want the juiciest steak?

Wait, what happened to global warming?

I read new science.

Here it gets really cold to the point even Swedes and Fins have complained so we don't care

Battlefield 2142, let's fucking get at it boys.

ETERNAL WINTER MOTHERFUCKERS

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Fuck...I mean you’re honest, and maybe being satirical

But...fuck, there are millions of Germans that say that unironically

The taste is more dependent on the food's diet. So if you are hunting Africans in Africa and Miri and in murica then yes, there is a taste difference.

Americans are disgusting though, the high sugar diet makes the meat taste aweful.

Everything above 8°C is bbq weather

It’s amazingly comfy to grill and bbq in the cold

Nice.

What if you are hiking in the bus

I’m feeling nice tonight. Here’s the truth. I wish it were an ice age, and if we hadn’t started farming shit would be getting really cold right now. Truth is that it’s going to get blazing hot. amps.i4u.com/2018/09/129443/ancient-farmers-prevented-another-ice-age-study-says

Because I don’t want to be inhumane

I see your point. Lucky there are not that many fat burgers around here when the cold comes, but rather sand peoples with mixed diets. I don't think anyone should be eaten unless it's well done, since these mystery meats carry diseases.

The high American fat content has some benefits though. You can get a nice amount of lard out of it which is a good butter and cooking oil substitute. Also, preserving meat with a high fat content is also easier and fat is an efficient supply of energy for both humans and oil lamps.

wow it's fucking nothing

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To survive we adapt

You're right actually. But only if you use wood
>chop and saw that shit up til you get nice and warm
>make a huge 2+meter fire on the small grill
>wait until it burns down
>grill that extra greasy meat
>it gets soaked with the wood aroma
>sweat more from eating

You can't lay siege to Moscow in the summer if it's eternal winter.

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Niggers can't handle the cold like I can.

YES

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FINALLY

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WINTER CHAN COMING TO FUCK YOU

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Winter-chan grow!!!!

Hnnng

exactly

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>We were snapped out of the Ice age by the Younger Dryas
Wasn't it the opposite? The Younger Dryas cooled earth in a period of global warming

G R O W

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Winter Chan grow

he's sitting in a whirl pool

People started waking up to it being a scam so they changed it "climate change" as if they climate has never changed before. Now any change in either direction can be pointed at as man made.

Not at all. Maybe after the winter after everyone is accustomed to the colder weather.

It could be colder in a few months?
Yeh uh Nasa sweetie its like uh called winter?

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Guess you're fat

I like you.

Why do we shit on Germany again? Can we import posters like this?

I'm Hungarian. And I'll go back home when i have the germoniez, sorry. Good luck in 2020