KAVANAUGH BTFO

Irish people drink beer and like to fight. More at 11.

Link?

I still can’t believe how he only assaulted and drank with liberals.

Brett Kavenagh and his nerdy friend Mark Judge are two dateless teens stuck in Kavenaghs rather posh suburban family home on a Friday night. On a whim, Mark suggests that they use Brett's powerful computer to "make a woman" They begin to feed various images and other data into the computer, but are unsuccessful at first. After hacking into a powerful Air Force computer system, a weird electrical storm develops. The two teens try to unplug the computer and stop the rather supernatural events, but to no avail. Finally, a real woman ( whom Mark names "Lisa" emerges from the bathroom, much to their shock and delight.

The hapless duo have limited fantasies about what they would do with a girl, should one ever come near them, but Lisa has plans of her own. She magically provides a car, fake IDs, and cool clothes for them, and they head to a Blues Club. They actually get along quite well with the much older Black and Latino patrons, once they down a few "Blind Dog Bourbon" shots. Once home, they are confronted by Brett's older Brother Chet, who is a stern and unsympathetic character with a military school bearing. After offering Chet a bribe to leave him alone, Brett looks to be on the way to losing his virginity -- but passes out from exhaustion upon hitting his bed.

The next day, Mark and Brett are provided with a black Porsche, and head to the mall. Here they are confronted by Ian and Max, two "cool kids" with pretty girlfriends Deb and Hilly. At first the two nerds are at a loss, but when it becomes clear that they are with Lisa, the more popular kids are left flabbergasted. Lisa announces that she wants to have a party, which nearly causes Brett to have a meltdown. Still, there is no stopping her, and she insists on meeting Mark's parents too. Eventually the party starts, and because of Lisa's magic, the least-popular duo in the school attract a crowd of hundreds.
Brett and Mark then shove Christine Ford into a bedroom and turn up the music.

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>tales

This is a lower standard of evidence than we had in the middle ages

And that's how the new Three's Company pilot will happen.

B no seriously listen to the "proven liar" whore who couldn't keep her legs closed in high school.

AND BUZZFEED FEMINISTS SAY MANSPLANING IS DONE ALOT BY MEN. WOW.

Lolololol. That was so funny. How can you prove this? You can’t.

Fuck off back to redacted you twat

*Justice Kavanaugh

I knew they'd find some loser to say what they wanted by today. Everything checks out.

What the heck did you just say about me, senator? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Georgetown Prep, and I've been the captain of numerous basketball teams, and I have over 300 hours of community service. I am trained in originalist jurisprudence and I'm the top conservative judge in the Federalist Society. You are nothing to me but just another Democratic operative. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this committee, mark my words. You think you can get away with slandering me in a hearing? Think again, senator. As we speak I am preparing all my calendars, and all of Christine Blasey Ford's GoFundMe backers are being investigated right now, so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You're out of line, senator. I was not there, that night, and I can truthfully answer your questions in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my prepared statement. Not only am I extensively trained in giving testimony, but I have the support of the United States president and I will use it to its full extent to expose your Democrat facade for what it is. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your last minute accusation was about to bring down upon the country, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now I'm paying the price, you gosh forsaken idiot. I will scream fury all over you and you will drown in it. You can kiss Roe v. Wade and gay marriage goodbye, senator.

IS THIS PART OF THE 5D CHESS TOO?

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS FINISHED

BLUE WAVE!!!!

Now he is accused of "blatant mischaracterization." OK...I like how the charges have suddenly been reduced.

zozzle

He did survive a trial by ordeal!

2 MORE YEARS

UNTIL 4 MORE YEARS

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Don't tell anyone. but I swiped this pic from the FBI servers!

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That is the least they could do to save face. This procedure has become a joke

He'll be fine

that shit is 16 hours old nigger

Hahaha. Fucking called it after we saw Graham speech.

Adam Currys theory is that BK was nominated to fail. He is a Yale Bush flunky who was part of the Patriot Act horseshit and really bad on the fourth amendment. This is a message to these Yale assholes that their time is over. I'm not saying I totally buy it but it's an interesting idea.

Fuck that, we need HIM in the supreme court for maximum liberal saltiness

>one person against several dozens who say otherwise
>exaggerated headline
>no proof

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Will Sessions play Mr. Furley?

You mean, *gulp* College kids drank alcohol, *wipes forehead*?
>Guys he drank alcohol, its over, says the increasingly triggered sjw douche for the 1,396 time

He says he went to the FBI, HE WENT. Meaning he is inputting himself into the story, hmmm why would he do that? I bet he likes onions, and blacked films, and loves soros

You're glowing

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Trump wouldnt risk looking like a failure
>His ego is to big

He wouldnt risk this before the November midterms when he might lose his chance to put a 2nd man on scotus.
>Unless he is a 5d chess master, which i question with his zionist shilling

If he wanted to play a game he would have put some hardcore conservative in, watch them fail to elect, then put a more moderate conservative and watch as they vote yes in a hurry.

This is why the FBI investigation is limited to 1 week. It's so they can investigate all the current and legitimate allegations.

If they left it open then it would be a steady stream of attention whores coming out of blue states to stall the investigation until the mid terms.

Nooooooooo

I second this.....

old news faggot, the shits been debunked. college friend was a shister rat fink that everyone picked on.

I hope so. I have absolutely no faith in the fbi though

there is another seat to fill.
ruth's pancreatic cancer is back.
she's terminal.

No we don't.

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I actually had Charles Ludington at State for a history class for my requirements for an engineering degree. During Obama's presidency he managed to bring up Bush and Republicans all the time, during a class on Europe during the 1400-1815. From the moment I read the name I knew this guy had an axe to grind. He's a communist.

paaarrrrRRRRTTTAAAAYYYYY

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(((College friend)))
What's the betting that the guy won't even be in the yearbook or any photos or whatever

Outlaw beer when? It's nothing but a rape drug for rich white frat boys.

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Do you know how many girls Ive seen become inebriated and then have sex!

Its literally rape! Ban alchohol now!

BanAssaultBeer#

Do you have the Ford one?

Based and poopilled

>Because putting on my memeflag and spamming dozens of these bullshit threads isn't totally transparent and will absolutely be effective consensus cracking

Honestly I wonder how many of these are just ironic trolls to show us how absurd the shill posts are.

When will you idiots realize that you hold a minority opinion? You know what we do to minorities, user.

No, he said he had an extreme personality conflict with this roommate and most information about it was redacted for being so personal.

>He couldn't even get along with his roommate freshman year
Trump appoints only the best, huh?

>Democrats are actively using anti-Irish stereotypes to ruin Kavanaugh
I will never forgive for this; They are dead to me, the party of JFK can burn in hell

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This is a false equivalency. They're trying to build a case (and I say they because the Dems put this guy up to saying these things to monkey wrench the investigation the way they have monkey wrenched the hearings) that Kavanaugh got drunk and fought a few times, and as a result, that means he is a rapist. If he got "belligerent" then surely that means with women too. This is getting old.

About fucking time we get a new Tales release.

They're building the case off of old Irish stereotypes.

Not as salty as the left will be when he is.

Good riddance to this monster rapist. He is an evil fucker and his rage was exposed when he testified. Either way, Hell awaits him in the end.

>an anonymous source close to kavanaugh dog

this

For such a violent and angry drunk, he sure has ZERO ARRESTS FOR ASSAULT OR DRUNK AND DISORDERLY. It's bullshit.

Kavanaugh can't make factually incorrect statements when he admits to drinking and enjoying drinking. He admitted to even "falling asleep" after drinking. Everything in this story is an embellishment on Kavanaugh's submitted statements.

Stop shilling this obviously faulty narrative.

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As a Judge, why is he not suing these people for libel and/or slander? If they are lying, can legally sue them for besmirching his reputation and livelihood. I don't understand why he, or any of his legal friends and associates, have not sued all these people coming out of the woodwork accusing him of stuff.

Ah tura lura lura, father O'Kavanaugh. Top o' the mornin to ye.

He's a serial crusher, some huge freakin guy.

Better to use the FBI investigation as grounds. If they find the statements to be dubious or factually incorrect, they've effectively done your research for you.

He said it during the hearing. There is no link because it was redacted. He had some sort of dispute with that person years ago which discredits him.

In a ljbel case you have to prive how the slander impacted you.
If KV loses he might be able to mke a case but it would be shaky

I’m so glad I took the time to read this.

Strange that.

Emotional distress by not being able to coach.

Obama's legacy.

You know the FBI doesn't evaluate statements.. they are just the ones recording the information under pains of perjury.

This will go to the Senate and they'll say oh.. a guy who is a life long Democrat and only knew the Judge for a brief time early on in College claims this or that... then they'll vote to confirm .. This is why you are going extinct.. you are dumb like the Dodo bird.

STAHP LYING YOU FILTHY JEWS!!!

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is OP a shill or a regular Jow Forumsack being ironic? I can't tell anymore.

The "friend" will definitely be Jewish and have no contact with Kavanaugh whatsoever, but will say he was an acquaintance through college and saw him at parties. Guaranteed it will be nice and vague with unproveable allegations, and just enough vagueness to avoid perjury charges.

lol "ANYONE, PLEASE ANYONE LEFT LEANING THAT WENT TO SCHOOL REMOTELY CLOSE TO WHEN KAVANAUGH DID PLS COME FORWARD!!!!!!" this is the real tactic.

kek i just watched that on saturday

Is that true?

>College friend

They keep talking about how he lied about blacking out, literally how do you prove he did? Every persons alcohol tolerance is different and everyone’s behavior is different, you can’t magically tell if someone is blacked out or will remember what is happening. I remember all sorts of shit I did drunk and will recall it perfectly but I still have friends that say shit like “yeah bro you were BLACKED OUT”.

Some random fuck can’t tell magically if you recall moments of drunkenness or not.

Time to reap the whirlwind

Together?

Blackout drunk is when you drink so much that you lose all recollection of what happened. You have no memory of events.
Getting drunk and going to sleep? That's normal.

yup

isn't it strange how supreme court judges are all named "Justice"?
what are the odds?

Nothing can be proven...waste of time

Literally he said he drank, and to "excess" but never blacked out.
This is he-said-she-said about drinking beer in college, nobody gives a shit