/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
youtu.be/TODyyR5GRqw

NEW APPEARANCES
>KAC on State of the Union 9/30/18
youtu.be/nSN2Oloitzo
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 9/30/18
youtu.be/GmC9OPaSsLQ
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Wheeling WV 9/29/18
youtu.be/rXFRrho5uCg
>Pres Trump arrives in Wheeling WV 9/29/18
youtu.be/rG8GhgW3ZU8
>Pres Trump departs JBAndrews 9/29/18
youtu.be/0ezfryp1a6U
>Pres Trump departs WH 9/29/18
c-span.org/video/?452287-2/
>Trump2020: Ice Ice Agents 9/28/18
youtu.be/-pu4DooTvKk
>America1stAd: Everyone Agrees 9/28/18
youtu.be/uORefXfiYB4
>TrumpWave: Kavanaugh Sham 9/28/18
youtu.be/JS_wM9llmx8
>Pres Trump meets w/Chile Pres 9/28/18
c-span.org/video/?452222-1/
>Judiciary Comm vote on Kavanaugh 9/28/18
youtu.be/i4ro-ICGt18
>Turtleman fucks Dems on Senate floor 9/28/18
youtu.be/SYdTQ0un8OU
>DepPressSec Raj outside WH 9/28/18
c-span.org/video/?452223-1/
>PressSec Sarah on GMA 9/28/18
youtu.be/EXoO4Zu2Z2k
>FCCChair Pajit on CNBC 9/28/18
youtu.be/AW_EKBm3C8Q
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on F&F 9/28/18
youtu.be/4xpb1S-nmyY
>KAC on CBS This Morning 9/28/18
youtu.be/Mbl-8qEN6kw
>SpiceDaddy on Huckabee 9/28/18
youtu.be/4O9iv_IGHgE
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 9/28/18
youtu.be/cGSerP3rhY0
>SpiceDaddy on FoxNews 9/28/18
youtu.be/vGvhCFXHoXo

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MAGA

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MAGA

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>India wants trade deal
>Kohler, American Standard, Moen stocks soar

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Trump now taking questions

AND GRIT

>SUPER LOW ENERGY MICHAEL MOORE ADMITTING TRUMP BEAT THEM SO HARD
youtube.com/watch?v=hRA3cc5Irt8

are you guys ready for the october surprise?

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I don't feel like awooing.

Tom Waits and this guy should form a duo

itbegins.wav

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Reminder that Sessions was subpeoned by the House

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YOU'RE NEXT, YUROP

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MAGA

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>nb4 creepy porn lawyer twat gets 30 (You)s

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Maga

ITS FUN TO STAY IN THE
U SM CA
ITS FUN TO STAY IN THE
U SM CA

Does anybody know if CNN is showing this?

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Trump is a great storyteller.

30 MORE DAYS DRUMPFKINS

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why is that man wearing lipstick?

timberrrr

BUY OUR POO, VERY GOOD MANURE, MAKES HEALTHY SOIL FOR MORE CROPS

POO

>The Liberal Democrats Have Turned On Creepy Porn Lawyer Michael Avenatti

dc-chronicle.com/2018/09/26/liberal-democrats-turned-creepy-porn-lawyer-michael-avenatti/

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>Democrats and liberal pundits are uneasy about the way left-wing attorney Michael Avenatti has inserted himself into the controversy surrounding Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, but Avenatti doesn’t plan on backing down.

>Avenatti claims to have evidence — which he has not yet produced — that Kavanaugh was involved in a series of gang rapes in high school. When asked about Avenatti’s claim during a Fox News interview Monday, Kavanaugh volunteered that he remained a virgin through high school and several years afterward.

>Senate Democrats have been hesitant to promote Avenatti’s claims and liberal pundits have expressed alarm that if Avenatti is bluffing, he could harm their efforts to stop Kavanaugh.

“We don’t know who Michael Avenatti’s clients actually are. But if he’s overhyped the information he has for attention, he will have done real damage to the anti-Kavanaugh efforts — and will deserve to be exiled from cable TV and public life,” wrote Vox blogger Zack Beauchamp.

>Katherine Krueger, managing editor of liberal website Splinter, said Avenatti “could easily risk hurting the movement to keep Kanavaugh off of the Supreme Court.”

>Avenatti called concerns about his involvement “complete nonsense and ridiculous” in an email to The Daily Caller News Foundation on Tuesday.

“They have no idea what they are talking about,” Avenatti added of his liberal critics.

>Senate Democrats have kept their distance from Avenatti’s unproven claims about Kavanaugh.

little more on site

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What's the matter, you don't like (You)'s?
CPL is a very high yield

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LOW, LOW ENERGY

How will other president even compete at this point.
Ordinary politicians simply aren't equipped to be president of the United States. We need Trump minded business people.

right wing toilet squads will make india poo in loo

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TWO POOPS

Wait so is it an investigation or a job interview?

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Rallyanon, plz sart a Hmmmm? wave! Please!

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>Billion dollars

>with a B

Ummm sweetie
They've already had to slash tariffs which is basically losing the trade war. It's a tacit admission that they can't sustain a protracted tariff battle with the US. The price of Chinese goods can't handle it.

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Horowitz will drop the full FISA declassification hammer as soon as Kavanaugh is confirmed (i.e., by the end of this week).

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Make Poo Great Again

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He's a grandpa, desu.

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We need to make Alex film docs again!

I feel like this a dance.

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CPL is working for Trump. All part of the show.

That's a nice signature

his descent into irrelevancy was glorious

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What does India sell? Besides poo.

MOOOOOOT

Guys I'm worried here. I live in Central Florida, a typically Republican area, and all I see are Gillum and Gary Johnson signs. Not a single DeSantis sign.

Can we even call a constitutional convention without Florida? Should we just give up now?

>That map.
WHAT THE FUCK IT REACHES ANTARCTICA

I know they buy chickpeas and onions, no idea what they export

Eww, it got on Australia

>based Kavanaugh eternally ruins beer & alcohol for soiboys
at last, the craft beer and IPA meme will finally die and my industry will no longer have to cater to Nintendo Switch-playing cuckolds

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the silent majority doesn't put up signs you faggotron

>when your father is a gigacuck but you're redpilled

Hairy smelly Deshi pussy

GOOOOKMOOOOOT!

it's a "tsunami warning area" map renamed to feces

I hope that tomato nigger gets raped in the face with a sledgehammer before it gets another (You).

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>try playing the Trump game
>have no charisma
>instead of winning make EVERYONE hate your guts

I love it

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even more terrifying, it reaches fucking south america

Trump giving comfy history lesson on tariffs

>SUPER LOW ENERGY MICHAEL MORE MAKING A PRO(?) TRUMP VIDEO
youtube.com/watch?v=wxDRqeuLNag

GOOK'd
Just acknowledging a fren with good taste.

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All his friends probably abandoned him because they know that Jow Forums fooled him with the peepee tapes.

I think alcoholism, not onionsbeans, is the real problem.

>IPA meme
You dont like potpourri in a glass?

TWO TARIFFS

endless hordes of IT phone callers

GOOOOOOOOT

hope you boys like curry

Diamonds.

>Acting like Trump is a comicbook super villain who just successfully took over the world

For a guy who pretends to care about the American worker, he sure seems depressed about the American worker having a much better future than they did under Obama.


>Very difficult to recover the country once the Democrats lose in November
LMAO

This is about urea, right?

Does it taste like curry?

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>That's okay, you never do.
>Excuse me?

BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

prinz a best
strawberry blondes are the only humans

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Butter chicken is my jam desu

DeSantis is a mess

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Lmfao this whole echange

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States–Mexico–Canada_Agreement
The United States–Mexico–Canada Agreement is a pending free trade agreement between Canada, Mexico, and the United States, intended to replace the current North American Free Trade Agreement.

They've upped their aggression South China Sea, they refused port call by U.S. navy, the meeting of Mattis with his counterpart was canceled, they haven't fallen.

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Daily reminder that Ramirez, Kavanaugh's second accuser, told the FBI she wanst sure if Kavanaugh was her attacker

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THINKING YOU NEVER DO

BTFO

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>pre-emptive damage control
They know they have nothing.

>SHE'S SHOCKED
>IN A STATE OF SHOCK

(im not thinking)

>YOU NEVER DO

HOLY FUCK WHAT

> I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THINKING, YOU NEVER DO
SHIEEEEEEEEEET

>I know you're not thinking.... you never do
>Excuse me?


BOOOM

Can it really be considered a "big push" when the only thing they'd do is prevent themselves from losing another senate seat? Sounds more like "emergency triage" to stop the bleeding than a big push into the unknown.

who's this bent outta shape bitch?

>I know you're not thinking
>You never do
MY PRESIDENT AND MY SIDES

GOOK MOOT!
You as will fren!

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DAILY REMINDER
WE NEED STEEL !!!!!

POO

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EXCUSE ME! LOL

What are we watching?