OH SHIT! KAV IS DONE! > IT'S OVER There is no coming back from this one, see the original article at [1], sorry for no archive. Slightly old but how come people missed it?
> What the case of a killer whale tells us about Brett Kavanaugh > By Joan Biskupic, CNN legal analyst & Supreme Court biographer > Updated 1449 GMT (2249 HKT) August 25, 2018
> (CNN)Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh has demonstrated a deep suspicion of government regulation, a pattern aligned with the Trump administration and perhaps best exemplified by his dissent in the case of a killer whale that attacked a SeaWorld trainer. > On May 18, 1984 a few days after the grand opening of the SeaWorld, Brett Kavanaugh (a guest of honour and friend of the owner) was sunbathing on the private beach when the trainer was dragged under the waves by the killer whale and began to struggle to stay above surface. > As the people around him rushed to help, Chad (his affectionate nickname among the staff) held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Dr. Ford (the accuser in the current sexual misconduct probe):
> "The waves have claimed him, let him fight for his own life".
> The crowd, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch him struggle until his body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. > Chad was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
> As Kavanaugh blasted a Labor Department move to sanction SeaWorld following the drowning of a trainer by the orca Tilikum, he declared that the agency had "stormed headlong into a new regulatory arena" and warned that regulators would try to impose new safety requirements on sports, the circus and more.
Joan Biskupic raped me when I was a teen, can I take her to court? My hippocampus still hurts!
Jackson Powell
Chad btfo
Brayden Hughes
Not only is this story physically impossible, I don't think Brett even went to the beach.
Elijah Nguyen
>the waves have claimed him, let him fight for his own life Holy fuck im laffin real good
Bentley Ortiz
Wow FUCK KAVANAUGH what a dick!
Bentley Hughes
>Chad was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean. Get the fuck out this can't be real
Asher Watson
Hello CNN
Hudson Clark
HAHAHAHA the fake news is getting so bad its almost comedy at this point
Eli Taylor
>implying this isn't retarded rightists pretending to be retarded leftists putting out fake news to detract from actual leftists You aren't this stupid in real life, are you?
William Wilson
ok, which one of you faggots is mocking them this time...
Logan Davis
Fake news so desperate they come to Jow Forums to shill their shitting text-garbage.
Zachary Powell
>it’s real
OH NONONONONONO DRUMPF BTFO
Elijah Mitchell
I followed the link and yeah, it's fake. This is a slide thread.
David Cooper
Based redditors
Chase Perry
Absolutely based Darwinist
Connor Bailey
why can't new fags just lurk
Easton Morales
the whale whisperer IMPEACH
Jayden Peterson
>the CHAD divine providence This can’t possibly be real
trying to attack someone with 2 attacks for the same motive of keeping a rightwinger out of the law system
woun't work. the first time people might believe you the next time NOPE
If you read the story of the kid that cried wolf you will realize why people act and do as they do.
Ryder Mitchell
Fuck Ford Chevy says that kikes were never funny and should shut their degenerate mouths
Andrew Walker
this two pieces was best. I really this shit-stories in this place.
Has anyone the pasta about rape train?
Dominic Ward
Chad Til I Kum
Levi Johnson
ITS: FUCKING. REAL!!
Andrew Brown
based and redpilled
Ryan Wright
At this point we should just meme the absolute worst stories we can about Kav to muddy up the process. Come on. We know what degeneracy is. I see a thread about it every 2 minutes. Lefties have been losing ever since Trump and are looking for any morsel they can cling to as a win. Throw out some really crazy things. They'll walk it because they are gullible while in this hysteria. The rest of Middle America that is unplugged will see this as pure democrat party obstructionism. BAM! Red Wave!
