What really happened in that corn field?

cultural enrichment

America came to the sad realization that tacos are more important than daughters.

>17:23:06
>17:23:07
get your own database

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Kek

>What really happened in that corn field?
Diversity Mission: COMPLETED!

I hope no one boofed her. Which according to betas now means farted on her.

>hawkeyes fan

good riddance

You know

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I saw someone claim that her body was fucked REKT and they were keeping it quiet.
Including an ear of corn, in the husk, jammed up her arse.

She got ploughed

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she reaped what was sown

poetic justice

>rekt
what other injuries?

Cultural enrichment

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I can't remember well enough to say. I do remember it claiming she died well after sustaining the injuries.

What do you mean? Was she a cunt to her father or something?

I think she was raped by that spic and the detectives just dont want to release it because the faggot father is a cuck.

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COBBED

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the corn cob thing is true, it was on local news in Iowa

She literally roasted the corn....

autistic incel though she loved him but she didnt so he killed her

...

there was an user who claimed to work in the coroner's office and he said she had some pretty fucked up injuries. I can't remember all of the specifics but he said the corn was shoved so far up her rectum that it ruptured her intestines and IIRC he said she had damage to her genitals as well. Fucked up if true but probably a LARP...I hope

She was corn julioed

No one ever complained about some surprise sex...

12” of Iowa corn, and 9” of Mexican cock

colon perforated with a corn cob. not even kidding, several people heard it on local news reports but it hasn't made its way onto youtube or anything yet

she got it in her cornhole

>What really happened in that corn field?
Strength and diversity. Cobbed.com

i think he made some cucked statements about good mexicans or something

he was married and i think the victim was friends with the killers wife

Partytime!

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>german humor
>willst du eine Hubshce frau treffen?

COBBED
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she got a lifetime subscription for KERNELED.com

I provided that info.
I am a lowly Forensics intern.
The lower G.I.T. perforations cause by blunt force trauma with a shuck intact corn ear were preceding vaginal rape.
Cause of death was blood loss.
Method of blood loss was deep lacerations and perforations of inter uterine lining, lacerations and perforations of interior and exterior vaginal wall,surgical removal of clitoris and labia minor.
Duration from Initial Assault to Time of Death;
2 hours 43 minutes.
This may be a shocking to Murder to some of you, but I assure you it is routine in Latin America, and related Settlement Areas.

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Anal sodomy with an ear of corn. But goddamnit them tacos!

thank you for not letting them cover this up
justice for mollie!

She got stalked

Cornholio strikes again!

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my boyfriends dick is big (long/thick) and this summer i bled for two months straight. is he going to kill me with his dick?

Chico of the corn, cumming to a theatre near you.

Cultural enlightenment.

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Her dad loves Mexican food and she had corn up her ass. Figure it out.

Hopefully.

Bump

Damn, I thought Iowa was potato country. So much for that half assed theory.

a poor ignorant soul got violently murdered by the diversity she was asking for. her father should not have lied to her.

I have literally been told I am too big for sex by a girl and I am only 8 inches. Of course, she was like 5'0 90 lbs but still it was annoying.

"is that a corn cob in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

No.
You have poly cystic ovarian syndrome.
You will be fine.

You'll just die of AIDS.

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Please cobtribute to this cause. She was an hero

Mollie “if I take one more step it’s the furthest from the Shire I’ve ever been” Tibbetts

Captain “CornHole” Mollie Tibbetts

Mollie “C O R N W A V E” Tibbetts
“Corny Tips” Tibbetts

Mollie “slob on my knob like corn on the cob” Tibbetts

Mollie “stalks are up” Tibbetts

Mollie “The real ending to Signs” Tibbetts

Mollie “greener pastures” Tibbetts

Mollie “creamed corn” Tibbetts

Mollie “Daddy’s cornball” Tibbetts

Mollie “By the nine! I guess it was just my imagination deeugh” Tibbetts

Mollie “Candy Corn” Tibbetts

Mollie “Fertilizer” Tibbetts

Mollie “corn syrup? I thought you said rape” Tibbetts

Mollie “Do you ever wonder what’s up there?” Tibbetts

Mollie “Cornered” Tibbetts

Mollie “Harvest Surprise on a Sunrise” Tibbetts

Mollie “Cornholio” Tibbetts

Thats Idaho. Iowa is corn and hogs

Idaho is Potato Country, in more ways than one.

You forgot "Children of the Corn" Tibbetts.

rly

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Her eyes were very Asiatic

I didn’t like it.

Mollie “Pride and Prejudice (and Rape)” Tibbets

Mollie “running on ethanol” Tibbetts

rly...

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He was merely showing her the finer points of Mexican cuisine. Being from Iowa she knew nothing of its wonders. She certainly does now.

>sam hyde fucks bitches and gets money
>incels get jealous

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>prebuttered

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Any ringing in the ear he stuck it in?

DO FAGGOTS GET THAT

delicious mexican food

>9" of Mexican cock
So he fucked her three times?

Corn on the cob was consumed
>Check em

>
Oh my. Do not want.

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But as she and her dad said HOW GOODS THE FOOD THOUGH

A blacked out Kavanaugh raped her and texted the illegal immigrant to take fall for him three days before the story broke. He told him he’d have Donald pardon him and also hand delivery of His finest beer.

Checked.

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She got tacoed

t. Somali Gopher

was she actually raped to death? Ive been out of the loop for a few months now

1 month + out in the open + average temperature 20C-30C + animals + bugs = I don't envy you.

>America came to the sad realization that tacos are more important than daughters.

This. Ask her useless father.

i keked

Her father probably came upon learning the fate of his daughter. Probably still jacks off to it to this day

" of Mexican cock
>So he fucked her three times?

...for the win

Bumping for memes

>reddit spacing

If you build it they will cum!

Worst part is the hair on the back of your head crawls. You know the killer is watching. It's part of the show.

who gives a shit

Well, Mollie couldn't, even after she was terrified enough to. I was somewhat grateful for the intestinal blockage because rape / murder victims usually do.