/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU SHOULD HAVE MCLISTENED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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ARCHIVE LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
youtu.be/TODyyR5GRqw

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Johnson City TN 7pmET (RSBN pre/postRally LIVE) 10/1/18
youtu.be/JLWxXBYhpWY
>Pres Trump Departs DC 10/1/18
youtu.be/rVO1cNDd3P0
>Pres Trump Statement Upon Departure 10/1/18
youtu.be/RO9iMUHMdg4
>Pres Trump Presents MoH to StaffSgt Shurer II 10/1/18
youtu.be/OPvx0Suwhnw
>Pres Trump Press Conf On USMCA 10/1/18
youtu.be/_5URTFUluX8
>SoS Pompeo meets with shitposter FM Payne 10/1/18
youtu.be/zOgPYs1t3Ck
>CommSec Wilburine on FBN 10/1/18
youtu.be/48QY77dRVsY
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 10/1/18
youtu.be/z4O7iLrVC5c
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 10/1/18
c-span.org/video/?452370-1/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 10/1/18
youtu.be/geXCe_TCt1U
>WHTradeDir Navarro on F&F 10/1/18
youtu.be/zTzcqy6UHaM
>DHS/Immigration officials Annual Immig Policy Conf 10/1/18
c-span.org/video/?452248-1/
c-span.org/video/?452248-2/
>Meeting of Pres Adv Council on Biz in Africa 10/1/18
youtu.be/EPTu0X_Z7Gg
>Turtleman accuses dems of McCarthyism 10/1/18
youtu.be/B0laGIC-5S0
>KAC on State of the Union 9/30/18
youtu.be/nSN2Oloitzo
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 9/30/18
youtu.be/GmC9OPaSsLQ

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docs.house.gov/billsthisweek/20180319/BILLS-115SAHR1625-RCP115-66.pdf
nytimes.com/2018/03/30/us/politics/us-mexico-border-wall-funding.html
youtube.com/watch?v=GQsjBLPBB8M
twitter.com/AnonBabble

MAGA

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>tfw crippling fetish for this fat bitch now

Fuck you, /ptg/

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MAGA

S

AWOO

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eww

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>299

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I fugged a chubbers once
her ass made me cum way too fast desu

how do you test to see if the party hat will fit?

How do >we kill the welfare state?

Illegal immigration statistics since Trump has been in office anyone?

Ok for old time sake

The BRÄIN man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his tumor. His swelling is large. Its domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out.

He is bipartisan, as a result of his high levels of patriotism. This gives him the appearance of health and strength.

The BRÄIN man's demeanor is one of a true maverick. He is principled, assertive, and can be explosively conservative. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly members of the GOP

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you should have at least taken a decent screenshot so i could judge you correctly

is this your new national flag, saffer

kek

I'll take backup when you fuck it up as uusual

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Happy Death Day, McTumor!
youtube.com/watch?v=mYsIMT79rv0

>Actually believing you are "God's chosen people" while he makes you look like THIS.

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THAT
FEEL
WHEN
NO
BIG
TIDDY
GOTH
GF

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take away the right to vote from people that are on welfare/ women

I'M A SICK FUCK
>her ass made me cum way too fast desu
I LIKE A QUICK FUCK

>tfw advanced Stage 4 brain hats do their part to save conservativism

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Nice tumor hat, Mccain.

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>BAT RALLY
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Imagine spending 15 years in this dump

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HAVE*

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Very, very disrespectful.

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the chad breeding figure vs the skelly

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daniel-san SHUTTUP

>standing in front of capeshit books no one reads
nerd XDXD

I'm just super elite smart

It was a great time lad, thank you

You have to call me friend once though

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who else having a beer?

>Fox is better
why do you say that?

i thought the other two might be dupes but they were dated today by WH

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Does this nigger actually believe that am FBI investigation completely clearly Brett of any wrong doing and objectively proving through time travel that Ford is a liar would satisfy any of these people?
It was never about the rape accusation. It's a tactic.

I wonder if he really thinks he's making a difference, he's willing to put aside his partisanship but 100% percent dems are not. If the fbi clears kav dems are still not voting for him so why go through all this trouble?

I can vaguely understand Flake's position. Everyone's pressure was on him and he thought about how the optics would look of just pushing Kav through after the testimony despite how divided everyone was over the whole thing so I just suggested a short FBI investigation to further make it obvious that he's innocent and was just attacked by a bipartisan false accuser.

He's also not bright enough to realize giving the leftists room to breath lets them circulate blatant lies about him and make everything worse in the meantime. Dumb fuck.

I'm not sure Trump is going to be president 15 years.

I hope it lands on the podium like bernie's sparrow

It's hillary!

pls stop

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she's not obese i guess

you want your women to be small and cute not huge

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>Imagine spending 15 years in this dump
yea who would spend over 10 years at a place like this

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“First off, many of us didn’t drive. Secondly, there were those of us who did drive but couldn’t drive. Christine ran into her garage the first time she tried. (She tried to convince us the garage was moving at the time.)”

There it is. Christine drove her car into the garage because she was either tripping hard on a hallucinogenic drug, or, in the alternative, she was so drunk that the garage appeared to be moving.

Would Christine even know if she hit somebody with her vehicle in such a state of inebriation?


The caption continues, making clear that smashing your car while drunk was all the rage at Holton, and dangerous driving never stopped them from partying:

“When behind the wheel, Andrea ran into anything within a twenty mile radius: Mack trucks, other cars, even bushes. Dee Dee ditto. Michele’s car was in such a dilapidated state that she couldn’t get in except from the passenger side...

"However, despite marred driving records, some of us still managed to escape the confines of home. We hit the popular night spots in Georgetown, such as the Third Edition, Whispers, The Company, Fish Market, and Pirate’s Hideaway. And there were always parties to celebrate any occasion. Although these parties are no doubt unforgettable, they are only a memory lapse for most, since lose of consciousness is often an integral part of the party scene.”

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>get home
>first post of /ptg/ of the day
>haven't been randomly banned

Yes!

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Damn I would fuck her in her nose if you know what I mean

Fucking kek

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I hatted your stupid panda. That's more than enough

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>who else having a beer?

Not me, rapist.

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still fat as fuck
she has a gut and a frontbutt

Once the FBI clears him they'll demand a local investigation. Just keep kicking that can.

I'm immediately having trouble making a meme in MS paint. Anyone have any tutorial links for using this shitty program? I'm trying to resize this pepe so that i can draw a body for him.
>inb4 use photoshop
I'm poor

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for the love of christ
source my man?

god damn q larp tards

>How the hell do you do it?
Higher IQ. Pessimism is for retards, both the literal and the metaphorical

>It didn't, Drumpf ordered the construction of his 'physical barrier' through an executive order, you can read it here:
>I'm not lying, Congress never authorized the construction (or replacing) of Drumpf's OTHER SIMILARLY SECURE, CONTIGUOUS, AND IMPASSABLE PHYSICAL BARRIER.
Then what's this user [1]? A mirage?!

> Here’s what that $1.6 billion is for (see Section 230, starting on page 673):
> $251 million for “secondary fencing” near San Diego.
> $445 million for “primary pedestrian levee fencing” in the Rio Grande Valley.
> $196 million for “primary pedestrian fencing” in the Rio Grande Valley.
> $445 million for replacement of primary pedestrian fencing.
> $38 million for border barrier planning and design.
> $196 million for border security technology.

It's there, not only sourced by a primary source. Can you admit you were either mistaken or lying? It **IS** approved and, interestingly, both replacement and NEW secure, contiguous, impassable physical barrier

>Nope, he doesn't have the funds to build it. As things stand now, he has only REPLACED 2 miles of fencing.
He has the fund for 100 miles already user [2]

> The replacement fencing includes 28 miles in the San Diego region
A much needed segment, considering that's a busy crossing

> and a new 30-foot-high barrier in Calexico, Calif., that extends for two miles.
Here is your "two miles". The segment of NEW construction, authorized and funded. Is this what you say "congress did not authorize"?

> In New Mexico, the Border Patrol will replace 20 miles of barriers that are intended to stop vehicles with new fencing to prevent people from crossing into the United States.


[1] docs.house.gov/billsthisweek/20180319/BILLS-115SAHR1625-RCP115-66.pdf
[2] nytimes.com/2018/03/30/us/politics/us-mexico-border-wall-funding.html

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I've been here 7 non-stop years, I regret nothing

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God had little to do with this. (((They))) did it to themselves thanks to inbreeding.

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here it comes

straight bangs are fucking stupid

Rally time. Where is Trump They said Trump would be here

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Thicc is degeneracy.

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her pussy must reek like spoiled shrimp

>Tonight, Trump reveals his secret affinity with creatures of the night
youtube.com/watch?v=GQsjBLPBB8M

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You're no fun

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>Once the FBI clears him they'll demand a local investigation.
That would imply Ford pressing charges. That will never going to happen

i think theyre hot

medofags need to euthanized. alina will always be better

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man why no right click duckduckgo reverse image search?????

Dare to dream

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It's the worst uncertainty, isn't it? Glad you're here, user! Awoo!

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oh boy

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lotta blonde qts today

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I recognize that shitty anime!

ha

Tbh small women are overated and help proliferate weak manlet children.

Tall wide framed women simply have better more advantageous DNA and making a good choice of wife is a fundamental part of the race war.

words on a screen are nothing more than just that

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I like more wholesome girls, but she is cute.

Close sources to the FBI told me that they found Mark Judge dead in his house. This is my first time on this site. How to change flag on Clover?

/ourguy/

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I’m pretty sure you’re just a quick squirter

what countries is she visiting?

t. thirsty braphog

Le BLACKED tour, amirite lads?

My ex-wife was petite too.

holy shit just change the serial number in photoshop every 7 days.in application.xml

Creepy Porn Lawyer got laughed out of the room when he tried. That will go nowhere due to statutes of limitations.

I don't drink during the week as I'm either 0 beers or over 9000 beers.

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r. crumb detected