Serious Question, Ruskis

If I move to Russia and sign up on Russian Tinder and state clearly that I am looking for an attractive young woman to LARP as a traditional Orthodox girl, complete with head scarf, will they laugh at me, or will some go for it? It doesn't have to be Russia specifically, but I see you Ivans getting these qts all the time despite being ugly af so I figure I have a good shot.

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>but I see you Ivans getting these qts all the time despite being ugly
Give your photo to start.

no disrespect intended

Russian women don't go for pussies. This could be a problem for you.

I'd like a German girl just the same, but they're all busy with the tanned Germans

whores will larp as whatever you want if you give them enough money.johns ask them to wear costumes all the time. you aren't unique special or even original.
I got a polish whore who had a kid to roleplay as my mommy and call me her son's name while she breastfed and "molested" me. she cried a little at first but who cares, it's her job, stay in school kids.

they'd ask you to stay in the EU.

you are larping hard.

would you like to LARP with me?

yikes!

real flag, please.

based and redpilled brother

what country was this

jokes aside german girls are attractive, but why do they have such deep voices?

An interesting three way.

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because the unwashed germanic barbarian admixture makes them have smelly feet.

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real flag, faggot.

Don't say LARP, just say roleplay
dtf rp mf

>makes them have smelly feet
well that's lewd, but they can wash them

You're not italian

> searchs traditional orthodox girl
> visits bunga bunga tinder

learn some russian, get a job there or study there, understand the culture and mentality and only than chose a chick from russia else you will get a gold digger or slut which wants your money, schengen passport,..

>they can wash them
German girl feet will always stink. It's in their genetics.

Sorry.

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>I would like a woman to role play as my wife permanently until death
>includes four children

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Go to church, faggots.

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>German girl feet will always stink. It's in their genetics.
I don't believe you.

Are these girls LARPing or do they exist?

That is actually kind of depressing.... but she chose to be a whore.

my cousin is german and she has the smelliest feet. She took her flats off in my garden and it made all my cute flowers die from the smell.

I'm ghost now because the odor killed me as well

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Flats make all women's feet stink, user

she never wears socks with them so they always stink terribly. She already had to throw out 5 pairs of them because the potent germanic foot odor ruined them all permanently uwu

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I live in a small city (like 200,000 people) and there are a few Orthodox churches here. The number of people is small, but the quality is very good. I've met some good bros there and maybe one day I'll meet my wife. (but yes, there are pretty girls, they only wear dresses and head covering, little to no makeup ect)... look into it my dude. My first attraction to Orthodoxy was just the concept of traditionalism...now I un-ironically am pursing the Orthodox path.

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Well, I'd simply make her wear no-show socks, very simple

I've seen Orthodoxy in passing and its main appeal to me is the people and the values that it promotes. I am non-religious and truthfully I don't think I will ever find God in my life in the way that these Orthodox have. That's not to say that I'm not at all potentially religious on personal level, but the fallibility of man brings me to reject teachings like this desu

What you say sounds fantastic

If she wore socks, they'd just make her feet stink even worse when she finally does take them off. There's no real solution to the germanic stink. It is best to just let her go barefoot everywhere and contaminate all the fresh oxygen. I will get used to it.

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you seem to have a fetish for bad smelling feet

n-no...

German girls just like bullying cute, swarthy italian boys with their perfect, snowy white aryan feet. I just got used to it :(

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>not having a fetish for clean feet

For sure, I mean I was hardcore atheist for 5 years, than like didn't care for 5 years after that. I can except or justify the concept of God. But I still grapple with it and Jesus and the Trinity due to my "science" and "rational" western lens of the world view engrained into my head... it's not like you have to be anti-science or anything like some Baptist fag either. Science and Tradition don't have to be mutually exclusive.

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stop bully plz. My cousin's feet do not stink. They're very pale and clean, they just smell like old sauerkraut and cheese because of her german heritage.

It is actually good for you to breathe in.

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I like the tradition and the rituals and the morals and everything in general, but I don't agree with the literal fundamental teachings

Orthodoxy is dead, values? if they are, they are not connected with Orthodoxy, just national traditions. Throw this shit out of your head and just jerk off, women are not needed.

I can't identify, mate. I like them clean and unscented. A woman with good hygiene has no such smells.

>women are not needed
Vladimir pls, I want a family

Very rude. My cousin takes good care of her feet and clips her toenails. She can't help that they have a sauerkraut odor.

I will get her to stuff her used socks in your air conditioner if you still bully.

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yep, not to mention her foot smell is like a natural poison for weeds and flowers.

She put her feet in a river yesterday and a few dead fish came up uwu

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you are the reason people think foot fetishists are creepy bro

what do you have against the feetish :(

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cheese smell is the result of bacteria, I do not have a bacteria fetish

tfw thread is autosaging
gosh darn ruski mods

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Her feet don't smell like that though. They smell of beer and sausages with a bit of sauerkraut.

Sorry for polluting your thread with the smell of girl feet btw.

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2D is also vastly inferior to 3D btw

you want my swarthy, brown, moor italian feet in your lap.

Don't lie uwu

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this is acceptable

so you would rub mine?

A moor took a dump in my gene pool probably so that's why they are dark and brown colored. but they are cute.

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male feet are disgusting fren

I have very girly looking feet though.

They're soft and I have a beauty mark on the right one. If you don't rub them I'll put my dark moor feet in your gene pool and all your light features will become brown uwu

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>tfw baited into lengthy conversation with homosexual smelly foot fetishist

i am not gay!

I just like my own feet because they are girly looking.

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