American witches did nothing wrong. You can't change my mind

Meh, I kinda like Europeanized Christianity in the way that they practiced folk traditions from paganism, but still went to mass and such. It's kinda charming, and lets face it, that's pretty much what kept Christianity alive in Europe. When those folk traditions started being phased out, Christianity followed like 150 years later.

This. From the British Isles to the Netherlands, there's a mixture of the two that built it's own mythos in the western mind today.

Pretty much this. Also bear in mind that guys like Kavanaugh who legit dindu nuffin are being treated to their own version of a Salem witch trial.

"Guilty until proven innocent" is ALWAYS a bad idea. Persecution of individuals without recourse to a fair trial and a jury of their peers is literally criminal and evil.

Fucking this. Christianity is the least poisonous of the three but it still has a lot to answer for, and fundamentally--it's not a white religion. It's not European. It's not for us. It's inherently unhealthy and twisted, like all those middle eastern religions.

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So dig this. Speaking in tongues and the Holy Spirit speaking through your body is literally Shamanism.

Maybe the least poisonous, but it still left a trail of destruction in its path. Killed the vikings, witches, native americans, scientists, burned libraries, etc.

>heard I would be living in a neighborhood with witches before moving
>expect something like your picture
>got a bunch of fat middle aged hippies who run an herbal medicine shop
Real life witches suck.

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>medicine women
>'Here take this crushed up mushroom, it will bring out the flow of Gaia and heal you'

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>never forget the 6 gorillion killed in witch trials holocaust
you still hear about these dead bitches even today

I don't give a shit about the Natives. Anyway, like Pagans never conquered anyone and drove them damn near to extinction. Vikings also left a trail of destruction and burned libraries. I honestly think it's one of those "You can take the religion out of Europe, but you can't take the Europe out of religion".

Top kek

Who cares if their medicine worked or not? They weren't hurting anybody.

Witches belong in kitchens

If you can't swim, then you're not a witch and will go to heaven. What are you afraid of, user?

Witches were America's original catladys.

That's why the cat is associated with the witch.

Revisionist history says they dindu but they were doing fucked up shit to kids and animals. They still do.

t. Somebody who has seen witches in action

Examples? Preferably real examples from history.

Like I said ABOVE.

Catladys.

The same bitches okay with cutting dicks off boys today.

The young women of Salem lied, it is widely believed, as a group. It started in a few subjects and spread through the group. Contagious hysterical lying must be a medically observable thing, I'm sure. (I haven't the proofs or time).
So you are you drawing attention to the behaiviour of female hysterical lying?
It's actually terrifying, a dishonest accusation about rape is a rape. A victim certainly will get their bottom inspected by at least the prison authorities, and be lucky if that's all. It's not something people enjoy.
I hate nonces. So these nonce witch hunters need to know that they are included. They are liars. They are high on mumbo jumbo and i fucking hate them for the evil consequences that they pleasure themselves with.

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Can’t prove, history books have redacted it all. Go meet some witches and you’ll see what goes on.

Hope you realize wiccan bullshit is all fiction from a 1951 book.

No one before that was doing any of that crap

>You are correct. Witches were just medicine women. Christians couldn't contain their autism, so they killed them.
ACTUALLY it was a couple of little girls that made false accusations and it ended with many women being burned alive.
SOUND FAMILIAR?

Come to think of it that movie Witch is based off real stories - mashing up babies into potions and shit.

>no proof

Fuck off pleb

Sounds like some shit that Christians would make up.

>Mystic rites were invented in 1951

Imagine being this stupid.

So many christcucks in this thread...

A-are women Jews, Jow Forums

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>If I use the word cuck, it will show my intellectual superiority over the people I'm talking about.

The Edge is sharp with this one.

>Jow Forums hates the jews
>Jow Forums worships a dead jew
He's right.

It’s “he said she said” but if you know who is in control, evil deeds get dismissed as delusion to protect themselves. Like I said, I’ve seen witches in action, they’re fucking looney toons.

Go research what this guy researched.

vulture.com/2016/02/how-robert-eggers-researched-the-witch.html

>literally one guy says he likes paganized (((Christianity)))
>everyone else shits on Christians

Spoken like someone who knows nothing about the topic. Bravo.

why do you think they are always depicted with a broomstick

>Jow Forums autistically spergs about how modern kikes are lying khazars
>nu/pol/ spergs out over how Christ was a Jew

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He specifically said witches you idiot.

>be American woman
>start cleaning business
>"we clean so well it's like magic"
>everyone disregards that
>angry at the fact that you can do math
>get burned at the stake as a witch

I'm not the idiot. "Witch" is not a specific term, and it's very old. A hell of a lot older than 1951.
Here's a sample:
biography.com/news/real-witches-in-history

Witchcraft and corpse magic were as common as going to see your GP up until the Victorian snobbery of academic science. Up until then, as closely as in in the napoleonic wars people were anxiously waiting to claim the battlefield dead for medicines of all kinds. Dead people were a most common source of the most potent medicines. Even the human fats were rendered down and used. James the first kept human skulls upon whos decaying surfaces certain green fungus grew which was harvested for medicinal use.
I think some of the famous witch trials around the time of the Witchfinder General Mathew Hopkins were people heavily using the magic mushrooms that cover the fields of England at this time of year, people with mind bending shamanic ideas as some hippies have today.
And I suspect that some witchcraft will turn out to be real. In every way perhaps. After the effects of blood transfusion were commented upon as causing the regeneration of all organs in the older specimen of mammal receiving the transfusion from the younger (true vampirism is this, vampirism is real) I'm less likely to act like science knows it all. This will have been known about in secret for millennia I suspect. Parabiosis (human centipede - stitching 4 asses to a cat to see what happens) has proven the same effects too. How could the Nazis have missed this secret. How could we have forget it and all else that was known for so long? Because it was likely kept secret by anyone who knew and I would suspect this to be the case until I had investigated thoroughly, and I'd still keep an open mind afterwards even if I didn't find secret keepers.
Stuff we don't know is real - get over yourself scientists. You are naive and your way of finding RESULTS is not the same as having a method of instantly producing ultimate knowledge. There's more out there.

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>be born mentally ill by chance
>literally nothing you can do about it
>bipolar or schizophrenic or something
>YOU MUST BE POSSESSED BY DEMONS
Why were christians so retarded?

>practice medicine
>natural remedies
>literally just making herbal tea for people and burning sage
>help lots of people
>christians burn you at the stake

>apply modern understandings to 17the century rural backdrop
>WHY WERE THEY SO RETARDED?

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Let's go back to that thing....that witch pursuit thing.

That is a man

And Comet Pizza doesn’t have a basement

This