You know this board is a FBI/CIA honeypot right? There are documenting all the vile filth you type out...

I want to get subpoena'd with all my posts and have a bunch of libtards try to make me answer for them at a public hearing in DC

I want to be exposed.

Whenever I type kike I get 6 gorillion recaptchas
>yep

Everybody has known that forever
So what is your point?

>mfw I'm just here for shitposting and haven't posted anything to get me on a list

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The only concern troll here is OP.

Boomers love kikes you retard.

Boomers are always the ones pushing pro Israel and pro civic nationalism trite.

This board has always been a $BOARD_TYPE['pol'], all you newfags who $BEHAVIOR[0][i] need to get with the program and $BEHAVIOR[1][i]

My life sucks and I have nothing better to do but to come here.

You guys have any job openings?
Imma pretty cool guy and can kill all teh aliens.

Everything that i post here is satire.
I'm actually a jew myself and I love Israel.

I know a buddy on the net who stirs the honeypot of three cianiggers wives. He's blessed with a big dick and as cianiggers must have 2 inches or less as an entry qualification they really appreciate the poking.

disclaimer: everything I say here is for satirical and comedic purposes only, nothing I say here should ever be taken seriously.

Yup, now let me stick my butter stick in the sticky honey like a real American.

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And? Is this some sort of insult or something? Some just need to be showed things they have not seen before, some seek understanding, others are there for no real reason at all other than to gas themselves.

>There are documenting all the vile filth you type out
Every comment made by every user on this site wouldn't hold a candle to the filth the FBI/CIA do on a regular basis. They're insecure control freaks with a penchant for unleashing bioweapons and torturing kids. Also, their attempts on the various POTUS lives are tiresome.

All of my posts are satire as well. I thought that was the point of this board.

>all your vile truth and facts
call the Waaaaaambulance

During the attack, I never was able to get a secured connection. How many lists is my IP on, Jow Forums?

>This place isn't safe and truly as anonymous as you'd like to believe
you have to be a true moron to believe this place is "safe"

Come get me CIA niggers. Just get ready to have your foreigners faces stomped in when you arrive.

Only a fool would take anything here as fact. For fucks sake, you have infographics flying around describing how to make colorful crystals, when in fact all the recipe does is make it so your will mother die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post with a direct insult to any alphabet agency of your choice.

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Just Jow Forums? I would feel really bad for anyone having to monitor /x/ desu

Every kike and kike supporter in the U.S. government will be hanged or worse. If you think we are the ones who should be scared, think again nigger. Your nose is in our hands.

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I have even always said that i like the elite and think that they are providing us with nice lives.

L. Naumann (no need to stay user no more i guess)

>FBI/CIA
literally who

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kewl

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Underneath the veil, both agencies are opposed to the left so they're just fine here.

babhAHHAHAHAHAHH OMG my god I Ferlll on floor laughing so hard omg KEKEKEKEKKEKEKKEKEKE Piec CI AHONEHY POT CANT BELIEF that they COme GOD EMPORER trump weewewewewewe XDDDDDDD
WTF WTF WTF omg TRUMP EPIC LE CPI LIBRATARD

fuck you

>implying anything I post here is anything more than artistic works of fiction and falsehood
>implying I don't larp as a evil nazi as an art project

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Same here AusBro. All my posts are satirical in nature and are not meant to be taken seriously at any point.

>ausbro
I'm nigerian

If they're really reading everything I'm writing, can I get a job? Please.

Not Chinese?

>no source, argument, or context
>"meta" (talking about the board itself)
>gibberish about all-seeing alphabet agencies
>dear fellow white people, out of concern for your safety, I advise you to avoid alternative media
Watch out for the spooks, OP, you write like one.

>FBI/CIA
you sure about that?

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I've been hearing this for the past 4 years. Move along

>Oh nose, the people I want dead all know I want them dead
What are you waiting for traitors?

>stack on me
>concentrate targets
Thats how its done

you just wake up from a coma OP?

BULLSHIT

Duh, retard, thats why we laugh at glowing anons

gas the kikes

Fuck you

I WILL KILL THE FBI AND THE CIA AND THE NSA AND THE MOSSAD AND THE SECRET NIGGERS I DONT KNOW ABOUT UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO KILL AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Thanks, I would like to be questioned by a federal judge so I can make my case that Israel is meddling in our democratic processes.

This.

So?

Use a VPN to keep some reasonable anonymity...

Everything on the internet is logged, and traced... and there is evidence of some common-use images and other files being tagged (steganographically) to track their motion on the internet from hand to hand etc.

This is common knowledge from Snowden et. al.

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What is jail food like?

FBI daddy? Are you there? oωo
Pwease send a psyop to suicide me. I've been so bad saying nigger on the internet.
This life is just unbeawable.
( •ω• )

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>he thinks a VPN protects his identity
The internet was a military project, you're an idiot if you think they don't have the ability to find out who/where you are.

>The internet was a military project

HAHA... yes user, undetected military backdoors have been in place since its public inception in the late 80's. When computers ran on cassette tapes and discreet transistors, and made "whirr" "meep" "bzzt" "gzzz" sounds.

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Sociological studies
Political Science
And Self Socratism are not illegal.

What is illegal is warrantless spying.

Ohhh well.

CYKA BLYAT PIG FUCKING

I don't like people with skin darker than mine desu

safe

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No shit you stupid faggot. We’re all still here anyway. Now kys

Literally everything on the internet it being funneled into NSA databases. They have profiles on everyone.

None of the things I’ve posted here are an accurate reflection of what I believe

Yes but not in the way OP thinks. This board was secretly nationalized by Trump after the election to be an open-source intelligence agency to counteract the deep state. When it becomes safe, all oldfags will get a medal and public pension to help establish and support the Department of Jow Forums.

why are you telling these little trump dick suckers that ?

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Good bitch, someone needs to tell them they're fuckwads

And just like how you'll be one of us in a matter of months, the FBI that was supposedly entrapping us got redpilled by us over the years. Now there's an entire positive deep state operation ongoing to take down the parasites in our government. Welcome home, faggot.

this is literally a satire site, dipshit

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Good thing it's all satire. At least all MY posts

Fucking this. I don't even run a VPN or proxy even though I can afford it. If the situation ends up that everything we have written on the internet will be used to make us guilty, then we're in a dystopia and only a revolution can save us.

>FBI/CIA/NSA/DHS/MOSSAD
They all monitor this site...
>suicides go up at alphabet soup agencies after having agents read all our toxic waste

The more people post, and the more "satirical" the posts, the harder time anyone would have differentiating fact from fiction. Only fool would take anything written here as fact

If what you write here is linked back you in the future, were so fucked that this won't matter in the least.

I pound my dick flat with a hammer, is this a normal fetish?

ITT people seriously think MUH FED HONEYPOT is anything but utter comedy. Tired of explaining Spurdo yet?

Gas the kikes race war now

suck my dick you nigger bitch

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