Trump is finally texting us tomorrow

>first amendment
this is just protesting to protest.

J U N T A
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when?

just let all of the lunatic left opt out

when a crisis happens, they will get no warning or instructions

they die as a result

Everyone is happy.

>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>MARTIAL LAW IS NOW IN EFFECT NATIONWIDE
>THE DEEP STATE IS CURRENTLY BEING ARRESTED
>STAY IN YOUR HOMES UNTIL THE ALL CLEAR IS GIVEN

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Mfw he just starts shitposting and everyone has to read his bantz

alas, it will never happen, but nothing would make me happier

This shit was agreed upon under obama's term. They do this in South Korea its quite good. A little unnerving because the phone uses a different ringer for it.

>left arguing that nobody can be forced to hear someone else's bullshit
Yikes

What the fuck? I mean, if they don't want to be warned, fine, let them win their Darwin award.

>right to be free from government compelled listening
Does that mean you faggots can stop cramming those emergency alert warning tests into the middle of my fucking TV shows?

Lol, that Jason b. Nicholas sounds like a cockhead and an amateur litigator.

>inb4 the text is a secret triggerword from a 60's CIA Monarch-tier programming that sends 2 million boomers on seemingly politically motivated rampages, sparking a civil war so that the US government can quash it and use it as justification for even greater control

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But it was signed under Obama and is for national threats
They can't be serious

but i cant sue these faggots for spamming me with amber alert horseshit?

>receiving messages from Trump

whoa it's like that dystopic movie 1984
scary

Libs will claim the text traumatized them or distracted them and caused them to get in a car accident and try to sue screencap this

Apparently it was bush in 2006 according to their lawsuit

Begun the Covfefe Wars have

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>Companies controlling all the relevant public forums and censoring political speech as they see fit.
"This is fine".

>Companies and 3 letter agencies using telemetry and backdoors to spy on everyone and anyone.
"This is fine".

>The US government rolling out a more practical emergency warning system as TV ownership starts to drop off.
"NOOOOOO DRUMPF, NOOOOOO, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Your country is fucked.

>flag

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We're already compelled to get storm warnings and amber alert shit, this is the same deal but not just limited to localized floods and kidnappings. Complaining just to complain because its fucking Trump.

digits of truf

>Hello, my fellow Americans. Today I just wanted to inform you all that Nancy Pelosi smelled really bad at today's bi-partisan meeting. Gonna have to start calling her Smelly Nancy! No wonder she's so unlikable!

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This is most retarded buttmad thing I've heard from the left in the last two minutes.

What will he texts everyone? I hope it's something simple like MAGA or covfefe to instantly trigger half the nation with one single text.

>government compelled healthcare isn't a violation of your rights
>but an alert message test from DRUMPFFF is

so what's the over/under on a happening here? I thought it was pretty slim but now this piques my interest

A passage from the Torah

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"This is your president; Pee is stored in the balls."

J - U - C - H - E

And they fell in love...

WOW. Thank you for this redpill.

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That's the worst argument I ever heard. It's no different than mail. Government has the right to send you letters all they want.

>new

Isn't it five years old?

in this episode, trump becomes a nazbol

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