You get 10 minutes alone in a room with George Soros

4K HD video cam
I plan to sell the snuff video after

A lampshade

recirculating 2 man human centipede till we both die from shart overdose

A rusty screwdriver

My sheckles

oi! you got a loicense for that ?

Blunt edged weapons to make it nice slow and horrible.

A hammer, and I break every bone in his body.

A bag full of holocaust reparations. His people have been through enough already.

> Gas Chamber.
> Tell him there’s gold inside.

i would pay to watch this

A condom. I stand behind him and whisper in his ear "prepare it" as he puckers his purple butt hole. I put on the condom, and with 6 swift pumps to his anus, the condom breaks and I shoot infected love pus out of my mutated leprechaun dick. We both let out shrieks of ecstasy as we collapse on the floor, stewing in filth, giggling, and sharting.

Shane Diesel Dildo

Let him feel the power of BBC in his LJB (Little Jew Butthole)

viagra

Aren't demons supposed to be repulsed by crosses and holy water?

Vaseline, I'd rub it all over him, so sexy!

would ask how to profit with the end of the west

Wooden stake

A fully-loaded riot shotgun.
Alternatively, a ham sandwich soaked in Zyklon B.

I bring his son. And then I kill them both.

I'd carry a concealed voice recorder

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1 item isn't enough, I need a blow tourch some pliers and a huey lewis and the news CD

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A copy of Mein Kampf

I bring a truth serum and ask him for the names of other kikes undermining western society.

tatie peeler soaked in lemon juice.

my benis

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I'm a simple man.

A power drill would do.

butt stuff

>Magical ammunition

a silver crucifix

Suicide vest
Yell allahu-snackbar

>picking anything but a Louisville fucking Slugger

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T.Funniest German alive

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Hitman detected!

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Steel toe boots.

how would that fit her mouth, ass or pussy anyway?

a first edition copy of mein kampf.

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I would bring a cheese grater

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>cuck ID

Maybe a contract for some moolah. It would be nice nice to live in a big ranch plot and tell everyone to fuck off.

I thought this was also an anime fan board

Belt and a door knob.

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A bible, and I give him one last chance to repent.

oh fuck I just noticed kek, I was just asking out of curiosity

>t Pakistani
GTFO

corn cob

A cactus.
Shove it up his ass.

Ricin

your trips redeem you in the eyes of kek my son

His checkbook, obviously.

an oath on a ledger, signed, pledging to further the agenda of the NWO

a cross

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Eat his boipussy

Syringe. Big one. Full of air.

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A stick.

American food. More lethal than any gun or knife.

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A bottle of booze of his choosing.

I don't presume to have enough control -even in a choice situation like this- to really determine the fate of the country.

With that in mind, I'd rather have 10 honest minutes to get to know the guy and know if he's the top of the food chain or a lackey for an even greater power, if he's an unironic devotee or if he's feigning belief for a greater purpose, etc. In some ways, knowing if I was right or not would be vastly more satisfying than pretending I could influence things.

Oi m8 you got a loicince to shart in someones mouth?

this

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A gamecube with melee and two controllers.
Final destination, no items, fox only, streamed on twitch.

5 gallon can of water.

The knobbly stick of vengeance
Gaddafi style

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Soros could just get an heart transplant the very next day, m8

Make it Alex Soros and we'll talk

lol'd

That lasso of truth Wonderwoman has.
He'll probably just say the same shit Ares did.
youtube.com/watch?v=HXFIqUGpFdI

A toilet snake

A shekel so large that it blots out the sun

you only get one item so at this point you've chosen a single gamecube and nothing else. there is however an outlet in the room so it will have power.

a device that reattaches his foreskin robbing him of his jewish magics and shekels

An Anglo would bring Soros a dogbowl so they could eat his shit out of it

Job application to work for Open Society

only kikes and shitskins are mad at based soros

A good Halloween costume. Shout Boo.

A laptop w wifi. Post Pic of his penis on Jow Forums and ask anons to guess who's cock I'm pasting all over this Taiwanese Fish Salting imageboard. Only a legendary get would allow for his face to be revealed to the anxious eyes of you faggots.

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A Viagra pill so that he can fuck me in the ass.

Those of you wanting to hurt this precious goblin need to take a long look in the mirror and ask yourselves how you became so cruel and ingrateful

His old SS uniform see if it fits

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He's already fucking you in the ass.

You're all a bunch of slackjaw faggots. We must extract intel first and then kill that fart.

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Its pointless without controllers and game.
How about the person who picked the surgical kit, or gun? Do they not get ammo or the scalpels?

it's called a Kukri

A bowl of eggs

Surgical knife. I'll strap him, attach him to a bunch of medical equipment to make him stay conscious for as long as possible, and slowly remove body parts.

Either that or the torture scene from Casino Royale if I'm short on time.
youtube.com/watch?v=WEPmn8FHtDA

you're called an autist