Hey Jow Forums, what the fuck are you?

Hey Jow Forums, what the fuck are you?

politicalcompass.org/test

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Used to be a social democrat, nowadays just an authoritarian version of the same.

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Someone pls explain to me how I can hate refugees and marxism yet be in the red.

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It's okay to have your own political beliefs, you don't need to obsess over Jow Forums's : )

Thats fine and all I’m just surprised. I guess Canadians can only be so far right due to social healthcare.

dont forget your hat after you take the quiz

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what does a result like this say about you and me, user?

You hate liberals and dont actually know what marxism is.

Founding Fathers level desu

>fag flag
>just opportunities for polacks to get mad at each other

DnC thread, posting redpills. Whites must collectivize

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National Socialist.

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>Grew up in Africa among Africans
>Run my own business

I think I'm right where I should be t b h

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>take test
>be literal tankie
>it places me in the green
memes

Here’s your chance to enlighten me.

>in green

Oof nevermind

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National Socialist. Fuck refugees and immigrants need to go back

You must be at least pic rel to give me a (you).
Degenerates and statecucks fuck off.

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t. the local cartel

these questions are worded so poorly given the answers we have availiable

>A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system.

this is an objective truth, i strongly agree, but i am very much against a one party system, if i strongly agree will that count me as "in favour of one party government"

Things that are bad for the majority are usually caused by people with too much power, power ultimately comes from control of wealth(resources, means of production, land counts as both of these), by removing the ability to control massive amounts of wealth (everyone is in effect restricted to possessing only the wealth of their labor power) we reduce the rate of bad things happening by a considerable amount. The reason capitalism is bad is it allows individuals to snowball wealth accumulation by passively profiting off things, allowing them, the natural limit of 'one persons labor power' as a cap on wealth does not apply to them, and so they become large enough to influence governments against the peoples interests and towards their own personal interests.

You solve all of this by eliminating class. Now the only time bad things will happen is only when people are stupid, a decrease from bad things happening when people are stupid AND when people intentionally cause it for their own profit.

I probably confuse its authoritarian axis by being pro state but against trusting the state.

Law School student/worker, middle class, Pinochet supporter here

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Way better than the state cartel, you commie fuck.
Missing me with that gay shit, perkelefam.

That's what I got too and I sure don't identify as a left winger. I guess that's National Socialism

>politicalcompass.org/test
seig heil

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Thought I would be more libertarian. Wish I could have answered “wrong fucking question” or “give me a real fucking option” to about half of them.

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The test is a joke its only good for making memes out of, if i recall it was constructed to trick people into thinking they were lolbertarians, which is why it has me as a centrist slightly green.

Don’t think so. I am a lolbertarian and look where I ended up.

>A significant advantage of a one-party state is...
I answer these questions as they are written,
do you agree/disagree with the statement?
The question isn't asking your opinion about it being good/bad.
unless they are being purposefully cryptic. in which case fuck em for being cunty

Yeah but you just got lost trying to navigate with no roads

it was constructed by some drooling libtard that simple believes that conservatives believe the opposite of whatever he does. also its filled with loaded and leading questions.

its somewhat accurate i guess but i cant help but feel like i was pushed further left than i actually am by questions like this where i couldn't really properly express my beliefs on the issue

Thanks. Yeah I think thats a bad idea. Maybe theres a system that has your desired affect without removing class. Class and hierarchy are essential for competition.

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Lang lebe Deutschland

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Not quite. I didn’t get lost; I just didn’t like where the roads were going.

I always do it twice and keep the second result.
This was from my 4th.

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>inb4 "centrist faggot!"
We are the most based and you guys fucking know it

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Yeah, great job removing class in every commie society ever, faggot. Communism is slavery, with a handful holding all the power and killing dissenters on a whim.

you don't compromise tho

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this far left.
youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
also I'm a jew.

Fuck you, PoliticalCompass is shit. Use Politiscale.

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>if i recall it was constructed to trick people into thinking they were lolbertarians,
Source, your ass.

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Not what I was expecting to see, but at the same time, I didn't like 90% of the answers, or felt like they lacked a needed degree of deeper clarification.

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Look goys, I'm literally HITLER!!!!!!.

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gys statists

based and redpilled

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much closer to the center than I've ever been on this test.
I thought I took some rather extreme positions.

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It's not advanced enough to handle my Paleocon-Socialist-Anprim ideology.

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This threads song
youtube.com/watch?v=L5zVtifGxQE
>right wing death squads

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(OP)

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That is exactly where I came out. I have disgraced my family, I will kill myself now.

NATSOC here. Why the fuck am I here?

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pls post pics of sudokku using dead man's switch or livestream. Thanks.

t. doomer

because you're either lying or you're not thinking about the questions/answers enough

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just 2-3 knoches below you

Based
Reading too much Strasser, expand your knowledge of national socialism @ nationalists o r g

So minarchists are statist now?

Here ya go

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Well tell me this
>If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations.
I would say that it should serve the nation that the corporation resides. Does that mean ALL of humanity? I agreed in the test.

seppo mutt

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oh well

how did I land here?
I admire Hitler more than anybody so this is kinda weird. I guess I should have been more clear on certain questions but these are multilayered topics that aren't really that easily answered. I call bullshit.

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The test is bullshit and biased though, I should be in the upper right quadrant but it puts me in the upper left because the quiz interprets certain answers as being intrinsically leftist. I hate multinational corporations with a passion but it's not because I'm some godless communist, I'm a Buchananite economic nationalist.

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Well, Hitler was in the workers party...

>based lucky 777 poster

Strongly disagree
>globalisation is not inevitable

I guess I just got confused because the site itself put Hitler right at the top. Just more lies it seems.

>Ur phone battery -1

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>politicalcompass.org/test

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This test needs to be updated, with new questions.

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refer to this chart

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gay

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Wtf is this good or bad?

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what do you faggots think

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ok this is epic

Check em folks

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Isn't it asking you to just accept that globalism is inevitable?

are you on molly?

Green: Cringe and Bluepilled
Purple: Cringe and Redpilled
Red: Based and Bluepilled
Blue: Based and Redpilled

After multiple tests, I average at around (-1,0).
I took like 20 tests over the span of 3 months and I had one outlier which was far right libertarian

do you have a license for that reply you fucking lime

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natural socks ftw

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yep.
go wash that patchouli stink off yourself, fucking hippie

I would say that your answers probably indicate that you want the government to solve a lot of problems that the right would say they want to limit the scope of government control or let the individal, society, or the free market solve.

Rev up the helos niggers

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