Ok boys the Storm is almost here.
Order 66
Brandon Martinez
Benjamin Ortiz
Finally. This happened a year ago.
Samuel Adams
Bentley Wilson
>you cannot opt out of presidential alerts BY LAW
>leftists cannot legally own a phone and not be subjected to Trump shitposting directly to their devices on demand
Evan Jones
I AM THE SENATE
Carson James
Predictions on what the message will say?
Ryan Cox
THE PURGE BEGINS
Juan Butler
The law does declare it for emergency/response purposes, so there is a vague umbrella limiting what he can use it for.
Easton Campbell
there's going to be a YUUUUGE hurricane coming followed by the "ok" hand sign
Samuel Robinson
MAGA
Jackson Nguyen
>BZZZTBZZZT BZZZT
>*checks phone*
>EMERGENCY BANTZ UPDATE
Tyler King
I just want his first personal nationwide message to be "covfefe."
Lincoln Jones
I’m pretty sure deepstate is going to get suicided.
Parker Thompson
>BZZT BZZZT
>*checks phone*
>WEEKLY COVFEFE REMINDER MOTHERFUCKER
Hudson Rivera
DOOMP EET
Austin Gonzalez
>Predictions on what the message will say?
Parker Robinson
Ryder Mitchell
>not posting the original
Christopher Torres
Mossad did 911
Jose Wright
Charles Howard
It’s on. Don’t panic
Julian Moore
Chase Smith
> covfefe
> We
Benjamin Torres
Pol now considered nothing burgers to be burgers
Dominic Parker
"Its Wednesday my dudes,
Love, Trump"
Jeremiah Adams
Soon
David Morgan
Kek'd n chiggity checked!
Camden Roberts
>7 day waiting period is over tomorrow morning
>presidential message
Coincidence???
Ethan Adams
>BZZZT BZZZT
>*checks phone*
>EMERGENCY MESSAGE FROM IGOR BOGDANOFF
>"Rig it"
Carter Ross
Cue that short haird lesbian on her knees screaming " NOOOOOOOO" after inauguration announcement kek
Mason Scott
ASCII art Merchant
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Jackson Reyes
Zachary Thompson
You answer that call!
Angel Green
Military Tribunals coming soon
Evan Green
Michael Turner
PERVERT ALERT: Anthony Wiener is back on Twitter! Girls under 18, block him ASAP!!!
Ethan Rogers
Josiah Sanders
>BZZZZZT BZZZZT
>TWHEET EET
Isaiah Cox
Feminism is now illegal
Joseph Lewis
You're stuck in here with me
Jace Morales
Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this text
Zachary Wood
Congratulations to Justice Kavanaugh on his nomination to the SCOTUS. Democrats have been very unfair in this process. They will be punished. CAREFUL!
Samuel Ross
>deepstate is going to get suicided.
No action is needed.
Dylan Nguyen
Isaac Lewis
If i get doobs then the message will say "the day of the rope is here, niggers get out"
Elijah Kelly
MAGA :kiss emoji:
Andrew Turner
O fugg
Lincoln King
WITCH HUNT
NO COLLUSION
ONLY MAN ON MAN LOVE
Jackson Smith
That's.. eerily accurate sounding
Liam Roberts
Sorry spic. Rolling for cucaracaholocaust
Thomas Roberts
Get ready for the signal.
Jayden Price
>He just uses the system to tweet directly to the american people on a daily basis
Mason Diaz
What time will it be?
Oliver Hall
Traps are gay
Joseph Davis
Alt+1F44C
Parker Ramirez
>It's actually happening.
Justin Lee
And so it will begin....
Lucas Gomez
>PRESIDENTIAL ALERT
>I'm not stuck in here with them. They're stuck in here with me.
Cooper Gonzalez
Fag
Daniel Jackson
WE
Jacob Evans
"SWAMP DRAINAGE IN PROGRESS. REMAIN INDOORS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL"
Blake Myers
>implying the nation isn't in a state of war against ZOG
Josiah Sanchez
Funny thing is I'd kill about 5000 kikes and faggots and niggers before even seeing my first raghead, and I'd still consider the whole thing a resounding success.
Alexander Collins
Just like fallout 4? Wait no,
Thats not how revelation goes. Thats how some mormon ding dong dumb dumbs decided they wuz Jesus and the 12 new new disciples of josephs smiths bastardized masonic illuminati blood libel. Guess the institute is fucked by farmer francis of the frank stein. Bevelle > Bethesda.
Rape me for a nirvana of mewt, butters, fractured buttwhole gemini ayylmao anal probe and you will understand the tactics behind the art of war these "Ford" #metoo shills are using to subvert justice.
Its why luciferian liberals need to die and their wage slaves need to be reeducated from the post panchea mk ultra nirvana of the slim shady sodomy skit that manifested their 666 beast of babylonian hippie whore majik at burning man festival gatherings. Feminazis btfo.
Did anyone see how the SEA Storm swept the D.C. Mystics. No? Because wnba isnt just scripted entertainment for masculine ladies. Good news q frens. Hindsight is 20/20.
The future is foreshadowed by these souled out events just like psyop shootings. Like my forehead pineal scar in infancy of a harry pothead curse as metal and grunge orchestrated the hip hop infused meteora of challenger elementary comets as caesar is Augustus and im your chosen (((one))). Dreamers revenge, killswittch engaged by fal$e prophets. The blonde lead the blind. To understand my future past present tense HIStory, play the only sequel to the FF. GG on the MM cube of the guidestones. I won the game. The black hair bastard is the deciever of a devils son. Jackson dell is your antichrist father. Not a jedi mind trick. This is super serial rape by the radio industry big Luciferian kike synagogue of satanic self serving demagogues labels on death row record deals aka covenants with death not eternal life. Fallen angels wage war on airwaves but the sins are quite literal scars against the flesh of my holy spirit. The foo fags will die hooked on ebonic phonics and super sonic chronic its like yall forgot about the y2k deus ex ays
Nolan Davis
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Eli James
If dubbs then “Grab her right in the pussy.”
Lincoln Price
Adrian Williams
...
Sebastian Gray
Military tribunals for citizen civilian traitors been easily available since 911. Video related see 1:44 onwards.
Lindsay Graham asks Kavanaugh about 9/11 and the Law of Armed Conflict.ttps://www.c-span.org/video/?c4747307/sen-graham-asks-military-tribunals
Jonathan Reed
Gavin Campbell
Broke link, sorry c-span.org
Daniel Morris
Chase Price
Kek, now it makes sense
Caleb Ward
>that pack of confirmed ass pounders on the right
Cameron Jenkins
go back to sleep and dream about roos then
Jose Fisher
Confirmed
Xavier Parker
CNN IS VERY FAKE NEWS
Juan Jones
>30 minute duration
Holy fuck think how many redpills could be dropped in 30 minutes
Julian Powell
Presidential Alert
THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed
>screencap this
Dominic Gomez
*Order 88
Connor Perez
Nipples protruding
John Campbell
I just bought a Purism smart phone to avoid surveillance.
Will I get the alert?
Wyatt Wood
"Reply to this text or your mother will die in her sleep tonight."
Andrew Gomez
My phone got shut off today...cant pay the bill. I wonder if Ill get one?
Brody Lopez
its not gonna say this ok
Christian Reed
>that pic
I mean...where's the lie?
Dominic Morris
Is this working with every kind of phone or just Apple?
James Stewart
it depends on what cell carrier you have, not what OS your phone is running
that said, I think it's mandatory for all cell manufacturers to include presidential announcements
Lucas Hughes
Isaiah Morales
Damn nigga that's profound
Adrian Wright
rolling
Andrew Cruz
this is a shill trying to insert paranoia into ppl mby it works for retards, saged
Jacob White
I think you'll find there are EOs in effect which create a National Emergency already.
Levi Anderson
Dominic Torres
What if Barron picked the message?
Josiah Parker
>two words
"Nerve Gas"
Evan Walker
i don't get it either. is he going to spam messages or what?
Adrian Ramirez
DHS > DOJ
Angel Lewis
"Fake and Gay"