>Trump's penis is this small
haha!
Trump's penis is this small
Austin Gonzalez
Aaron Garcia
How could Trump ever recover? Self impeachment incoming.
Julian Diaz
Didn't Kimmel host The Man Show? Why do these faggots project themselves to be a beacon of morality?
kimmel's a fucking faggot
Tyler Rogers
It must suck to share a first name with an infinitely more interesting host in the same business
Dylan Miller
She's so ugly. It's surprising that she still gets paid for her looks.
Leo Reyes
>still gets paid
You'd be surprised the kind of people get paid for sex.
Adrian Thompson
why are you watching late night network tv?
William Barnes
I'm on the computer you stupid fuck.
Jordan Lopez
Fallon?
Blake Roberts
haha but seriously we can't have a president with a small penis
Ryder Howard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aPbefau2Zc
He also did this gem in which he donned not only black face, but black body and black voice, then proceeded to say shit so retarded you want to slap him
Angel Robinson
It's ok now because he's on (((their))) side.
Asher Lee
I was thinking of her stripper job. People still pay her just to look at her. She's old, she's got terrible implants, she's got an ugly and large tattoo, she doesn't appear to be in that great of shape...
Eli Brooks
Jimmy kimmel is a pedophile
Easton Myers
You also forget the kind of audience that looks at her.
Pic related.
Cooper Brown
Real deal American steel right there
Josiah Sanchez
Fuck, I should have illegally for Hilldawg. Fuck, fuck, FUCK.
Adrian Reed
the absolute state of AMERIKKKA
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo
Jose Wright
I thought the Left was against body shaming.
Aaron Barnes
Yeah, but there's competition out there. Tons of young women, more than ever, that are willing to whore themselves out. The owner of whatever strip club she's at could get much better women than her. Must be a fame thing because of her porn career.
Ryder Green
Why is the left touting this woman as a hero? The fact that a pornstar who had consensual sex with the president is being heralded as a savior shows they should just give up already.
Zachary Sanders
Man, you guys just can’t get over it, can you?
Easton Thomas
Liberals want Drumph’s cock
Jaxson Butler
>I should have illegally for Hilldawg
i two fren
Nathaniel Rivera
I wonder what he'll cry about next...
Joseph Hall
He did but he and Adam Corolla got a divorce with Adam winning both pairs of balls in the custody battle.
Jonathan Barnes
If Kimmel wanted to be so edgy he should have had Larry Sinclair on his show.
Evan Hill
How did we reach the point where we have a literal whore on a latenight talkshow pointing out the size of A presidents dick in comparison to fake mushrooms? This aint the future I envisioned.
Alexander Ramirez
Jesus Christ who watches this?
Brandon Wood
Sheesh.... the tears never end.
Camden Hill
Page
Leo Thompson
I meant to write "voted illegally..."
Carolla's a civnat cuck at best. He hardcore subscribes to the Jordan Peterson "just be a radical individual" delusion while also sometimes acknowledging differences between groups. It's retarded. He does have SOME balls, but I can assure you, as a listener of his podcast for about a decade, he'll probably turn a gun on himself if his kids don't marry Jews.
Christopher Gonzalez
Strip clubs aren't anywhere near as popular as they were pre-internet.
If anything, the reason she's come out with this shit is because she needs a book/movie deal to survive because her porn money is gone, the strip clubs don't want yesterday's pornstars and her webcam business isn't doing well.
Joseph Hernandez
Why doesn't Adam Carolla run him over with his Paul Newman racecar?
Blake Flores
Didn't Stormy previously state that he had a pretty big cock? Too lazy to search for the screencap but I'm pretty sure about it.
Samuel Long
Cucky metro’s, that’s who.
Adrian Howard
He also dressed up like Oprah, so blackface and transphobia to boot.
Sebastian Wilson
we should meme the fuck out of this get this homo in hot water
Easton Perez
OC, wadyathink?
Joseph Smith
Didn’t he coerce some nearly-underage girls to grab his crotch way back when?
Ian Wilson
Are Metrosexuals even straight?
Kayden Russell
Least he still has a soul, how shallow must be Kimmel's life, living a big lie just to make your Jewish Overlords happy not even knowing half of the shit your talking about.
I'll say it again NOTHING that Adam as done will never be as bad as Jimmy's turn to the Jewside.
Daniel Allen
>haha only pretending to be retarted
Wyatt Powell
comments disabled. Typical
Alexander Martin
I don’t define any basedboy Park Slope/Mission District cuck as straight. Hell, most actual fags aren’t that gay.
Evan Ortiz
>I don't think he wanted to have dinner
No shit, who would take a prostitute to a resturant? Best thing she would get from me is a mchicken.
Michael Morales
>I'll say it again NOTHING that Adam as done will never be as bad as Jimmy's turn to the Jewside.
I don't disagree. I just wanted it to be clear that Adam's far from being a non-cuck a lot of the time.
Jack Roberts
AVENATTI?
MORE LIKE I'M A HOTTIE
Sebastian Allen
is stormy daniels Mr peanut in drag?
Aiden Smith
Holy fucking shit. This is even more racist than a lot of the stuff I see on here.
Zachary Parker
Are we going to select our leaders by cock size now? I guess we'll never get a madam president.
Bentley Hall
I tried a few months ago, it didn't take
Isaac Roberts
Trumps penis is living in your mind, rent free.
Noah Hill
Trump raped me in 1982ish. I can't tell you where or when it happened, but it did happen. Indelible in my hippocampus is the girth. The girth and the laughter and the length. I need to tell my story.
Evan Clark
holy shit those people are insufferable. barely managed to watch two minutes and i'm cringing out. not down lads. not fuckin down.
Kevin Rodriguez
>telling women that they're fat fucks is bad
>telling men that their penises are tiny is okay
really makes me question this whole "equality" shit.
Dominic Moore
Agreed. here's Hillary's for comparison.
Brody Gutierrez
a dick is nothing but an oversized clit anyway
Jayden Clark
did they just forget about her?
Nathan Lewis
Saw her nude recently. A refrigerator with boobs and an ugly tattoo to hide her c-section scar.
Caleb Phillips
Sexist, misandrist joke
Ryder Cox
>BTFO'd roastie claims man who pump and dumped her has small dick
Was big enough for her when it mattered. Now that there's a book to plug and a half dead career to resurrect, it was totally a microdick.
Whores man...
Blake Cox
>tfw penislet
>have to hide in the change rooms at the pool
>literally micropenis
My blood boils when women make fun of a mans manhood like this
also, kill me
Mason Taylor
Why are watching late night tv on the computer?
William Foster
They are literally taking blacked shilling from shitty boards to national media.
Robert Wood
I'm sure she is being completely truthful.
Even though she hates the man and would have every reason to lie, if Trump did have a ten inch schlong she would admit this without hesitation.
Drumpf is finished, impeach now.
Ryder Jackson
>refrigerator
I think you mean tranny.
Ryder Russell
Hes got support of (((them))) so he’s untouchable right now.
Anthony Bell
lol theres smething off about this pic michelle is worse than daisy
Jack Rogers
Dems are so stupid that they don't realise penises come in all shapes and sizes. Way to go losers, you just body shamed millions of men.
Landon Young
imagine letting a woman who fucked and sucked everything under the sun kiss you as a greeting
Nicholas Wood
President Trump should end his presidency with posting a dick pick on his twitter account.
Christian Campbell
>haha!
THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY. KEK
Big mouth... small _____
Jayden Smith
jelly user?
Gabriel Ortiz
>President Trump should end his presidency with posting a dick pick on his twitter account.
LOL, Why do you think he is doing this on Wednesday.
"Americans brace for texts straight from Trump – with no chance to opt-out"
On Wednesday, every mobile phone in the US will receive a message from President Donald Trump, and the only way to stop it is to switch it off (or flee into the wilderness).
Although three people want a court to shield them.
Strangely enough, the message will have nothing to do with politics.
rt.com
GET READY AMERICA.
Commander In Chief might show you his beef.
Daniel Bennett
Trump is finished, he can't possibly recover from this.
Dominic Hughes
>Trump is finished, he can't possibly recover from this.
Don't be silly. He is very rich. I'm sure he can afford enlargement implant.
Ryder Robinson
stormy looks like a dude in drag
also her tits are too spaced apart
Ayden Johnson
user, stop calling him ...mushroom head please, or do what ever you want.
Ethan White
Man,to hell with him for making fun of Karl Malone like that.
He's a decent black person who's into hunting,fishing and was an NRA board member.
Nathaniel Howard
Gender reassignment surgery would be better since only a tiny part needs to be cut off.
Austin Hernandez
Do you think Michelle had bigger dick than him....
Ryan Collins
>since only a tiny part needs to be cut off.
Jason Morris
LMAO HILLARIAS THANK YOU BASED HONDA
Kevin Foster
>>Trump's penis is this small
Very suspicious timing for Melania to go solo on a tour of 4 African countries..full of niggers with big you know what.
Melania Trump Visiting Africa, a Continent Freighted With History for Her Husband.
Melania Trump is scheduled to visit four African countries.
nytimes.com
Melania Trump leaves husband home alone in Africa visit.
businesslive.co.za
Melania should be home by his side calling Stormy a liar and posting pictures to prove it otherwise.
I'm sure sure Barron has photoshopping skills.
Christian Sanders
It would be really funny if he did that today
Sebastian Reyes
Ryan Peterson
The electric Jew. Degenerate as shit. Can we let north korea nuke california yet?
Grayson Phillips
Game over.
Society is fucked. Obama killed it.
Jeremiah Hill
Kimmel got dumped by sarah silverman kek
Kayden Diaz
Funny because that's the size of both of their brains combined.
Hudson Young
I LOVE HER ! ! ! STORMY 2020 ! ! !