Official Presidential text message thread
1 hour and counting
Official Presidential text message thread
1 hour and counting
Please just declare martial law and let’s do the civil war thing. Thanks.
"If just receiving and reading this text makes you react nastily, you should probably seek help"
TEXT ME DADDY
>decline
user you had one job
STOP WINNING
and he will reply
>no
>the state of nu/pol/
doubles decide what Papa Don texts us. My guess:
>Fuck the Jews
>Traps are gay
>2scoops
>2genders
>2cubes
>2terms
>2sweet
Humanoid Must Not Escape
If my ringer is on silent will I hear it?
It will still ring, it's a unique tone you can't block it or turn it off.
forgot
>2justices
>2justices
Rbg doesn't have long now....
we'll see
1 minute?
LATE
MY BODY IS READY!!!
I GOT IT. THE MADMAN
That was it??
Lame.
It will be nothing! I can't believe the fucking hysteria around it! It will probably say that this is a test of some kind.
Lame.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SAME!!!!!!
SAME ! ! ! ! ! ! !!
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
GOTITTT
Based
no sound at all
AHHHHH
Reeeeeeee
ITS OVER... FOTYFIVE IZ RESIGNED
Holy fuck that was loud.
Man, I forgot that was today. Nearly gave me a heart attack.
WE KNOW! WE KNEW! GET DOMEPIECED !!!!!
Just got it, thank you Mr.President
I suddenly have no signal wtf what did it say?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS IT TRUMP HACKED MY PHONE WTFF????
IT'S OVER
DHS had already said what it was
done and done
Got it. "Presidential Alert"
It’s fucking nothing!
S
TEST LMAO
I got an alarm but no text
Lammmmmeeee
President Trump's just ordered us to take up arms and kill registered democrats, I'll see you all in the streets.
HABBENING?
He didn't say anything tho... :(
Unless....was the the message that the time for talk is over???
HE DID IT.
So what did he say?
Just got mine
sounded like the amber alert thing
It makes the amber alert WAAAAAAAAAH.... WAAAAAAAAH noise
Fuckin racist rapist Cheeto distracting me from my Tumblr
REEEEEEE
Got mine.
We did it. The whole pizza cabal child torture ring is finished!
Imagine the reaction of SJWs and tumblrites everywhere.
lol. it was fucking nothing. hahaha. so good. it said this is a test. that was it. fucking garbage. i really want the dems and the deep state to burn, but holy fuck i can't take this waiting, and waiting. is anything ever goin to fuckin happen? Hilldabeast in jail, ever?
Thanks trump
No action is required? Action is definitely required.
WHERE IS MINE
Trump has a very small penis. Fact is It’s below average in size, approx 4” in length, fully erected. It also looks like a mushroom for fucks sake. Fun facts about our president.
It was a dick pic
A real nothingburger
Just got Mr. Trump’s text. Feels good.
Just got it. Alarm and all
Hail the God Emporer
What a fun day
do not tell the leaves or emus what it said
Checked
Wrong, my phone just vibrated. What a joke of an alert system.
I WANTED MOREEEE
Awaiting further orders sir!
Gaynews
WTF DRUMPF LITERALLY RAPED ME
Got mine
This.
That was awesome
Holy shit he did!!!
Shelter in place orders given. The absolute mad man
dude I literally got it no it doesn't
BORING
got mine too
feels great
It said "confirm Kav"
GODAMNIT, I WANTED THIS WORLD TO END, GODAMNIT.
THIS SHIT GOT MY HOPES UP
It popped up for me the moment I opened this thread, I thought it was a Jow Forums joke for a moment.
My balls kind of ache now. Did the president just send me cancer over the phone?
I just got this
So wtf is the point. Is Trump going to text us all that we're going to war with Iran?
I'm kind of tired of Iran anyway. They need to settle down.
CHARGE YOUR PHONE PHAGGITTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he got the call?
>Dump it.
Fucking based
Fun
Leftist here. I was extremely pissed when. I saw the message and I didn’t realize why until I read “presidential meeeage”
Fuck trump
I like that it said "presidential alert"
i got nothing
I wonder what the purpose behind this could be?
Great now they're fucking with tv too.
Everyone below this post is a bot because anyone who is human and got a Trump text is dead from outrage.
Senpai noticed me!!!!
>I'm kind of tired of Iran
Fucking kike
I'm rather upset it wasn't Trump's voice though.