ITT We Wait For A Text From Trump

Official Presidential text message thread

1 hour and counting

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Please just declare martial law and let’s do the civil war thing. Thanks.

"If just receiving and reading this text makes you react nastily, you should probably seek help"

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TEXT ME DADDY

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>decline
user you had one job

STOP WINNING
and he will reply

>no

>the state of nu/pol/

doubles decide what Papa Don texts us. My guess:
>Fuck the Jews
>Traps are gay
>2scoops
>2genders
>2cubes
>2terms
>2sweet

Humanoid Must Not Escape

If my ringer is on silent will I hear it?

It will still ring, it's a unique tone you can't block it or turn it off.

forgot
>2justices

>2justices
Rbg doesn't have long now....

we'll see

1 minute?

LATE

MY BODY IS READY!!!

I GOT IT. THE MADMAN

That was it??
Lame.

It will be nothing! I can't believe the fucking hysteria around it! It will probably say that this is a test of some kind.

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Lame.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SAME!!!!!!
SAME ! ! ! ! ! ! !!
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HE DID IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

GOTITTT

Based

no sound at all

AHHHHH

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Reeeeeeee

ITS OVER... FOTYFIVE IZ RESIGNED

Holy fuck that was loud.

Man, I forgot that was today. Nearly gave me a heart attack.

WE KNOW! WE KNEW! GET DOMEPIECED !!!!!

Just got it, thank you Mr.President

I suddenly have no signal wtf what did it say?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS IT TRUMP HACKED MY PHONE WTFF????

IT'S OVER

DHS had already said what it was

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done and done

Got it. "Presidential Alert"

It’s fucking nothing!

S

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TEST LMAO

I got an alarm but no text

Lammmmmeeee

President Trump's just ordered us to take up arms and kill registered democrats, I'll see you all in the streets.

HABBENING?

He didn't say anything tho... :(
Unless....was the the message that the time for talk is over???

HE DID IT.

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So what did he say?

Just got mine

sounded like the amber alert thing

It makes the amber alert WAAAAAAAAAH.... WAAAAAAAAH noise

Fuckin racist rapist Cheeto distracting me from my Tumblr

REEEEEEE

Got mine.

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We did it. The whole pizza cabal child torture ring is finished!

Imagine the reaction of SJWs and tumblrites everywhere.

lol. it was fucking nothing. hahaha. so good. it said this is a test. that was it. fucking garbage. i really want the dems and the deep state to burn, but holy fuck i can't take this waiting, and waiting. is anything ever goin to fuckin happen? Hilldabeast in jail, ever?

Thanks trump

No action is required? Action is definitely required.

WHERE IS MINE

Trump has a very small penis. Fact is It’s below average in size, approx 4” in length, fully erected. It also looks like a mushroom for fucks sake. Fun facts about our president.

It was a dick pic

A real nothingburger

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Just got Mr. Trump’s text. Feels good.

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Just got it. Alarm and all
Hail the God Emporer

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What a fun day

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do not tell the leaves or emus what it said

Checked

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Wrong, my phone just vibrated. What a joke of an alert system.

I WANTED MOREEEE

Awaiting further orders sir!

Gaynews

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WTF DRUMPF LITERALLY RAPED ME

Got mine

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This.

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That was awesome

Holy shit he did!!!

Shelter in place orders given. The absolute mad man

dude I literally got it no it doesn't

BORING

got mine too
feels great

It said "confirm Kav"

GODAMNIT, I WANTED THIS WORLD TO END, GODAMNIT.

THIS SHIT GOT MY HOPES UP

It popped up for me the moment I opened this thread, I thought it was a Jow Forums joke for a moment.

My balls kind of ache now. Did the president just send me cancer over the phone?

I just got this

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So wtf is the point. Is Trump going to text us all that we're going to war with Iran?

I'm kind of tired of Iran anyway. They need to settle down.

CHARGE YOUR PHONE PHAGGITTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>he got the call?
>Dump it.

Fucking based

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Fun

Leftist here. I was extremely pissed when. I saw the message and I didn’t realize why until I read “presidential meeeage”

Fuck trump

I like that it said "presidential alert"

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i got nothing

I wonder what the purpose behind this could be?

Great now they're fucking with tv too.

Everyone below this post is a bot because anyone who is human and got a Trump text is dead from outrage.

Senpai noticed me!!!!

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>I'm kind of tired of Iran
Fucking kike

I'm rather upset it wasn't Trump's voice though.