It's National Boyfriend Day

How can men even compete??

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>women want to have sex when they are sad
>women don't want to be raped
how does that make any sense

Really

Here is my question.
Could you get surgery to make your dick vibrate?
i mean that is a pick up line no girl would be able to turn down.

Maybe before I kms I should buy a vibrator and find out if shoving it up my ass and leaving it on all day makes me happy enough to press on.

>ruin yourself with vibrator
>men can't get you off anymore
>blame men

Proof that Asian girls are delusional, degenerate man-hating roasties too.

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based and redpilled

>how does that make any sense
female logic, you should try it sometime, you'll be amazed at the type of things you can justify

Yeah, it'd be a hassle changing the batteries unless you had some sort of piezoelectric charging system in place to recharge the motors with walking around or pulling on your boner.

Go to the beach and have a fish taco. There are markets in SoCal when you select the fresh fish and they grill it upright there and bring it to you. Best shit ever. A beer, the beach and a fish taco does wonders for clearing a degenerate mind.

Sounds way better than blasting your anus with a vibrator for 24 hours.

The beach sucks go fuck yourself.

kekd

Based pederast!

By having a wallet?

>tweet this
>get hundreds of date offers
>complain about online harassment
>repeat

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That's an Asian American female, she's pretty much no different than a white woman both inside and out.

the city of Bulgaria

I'd be afraid of where that's been.

2 weeks.
Does talking at work for things about work count?
I am about at 3 years now.

>making myself cum makes me happy
wew

All about that dopamine hit. That's all modern women care about.

western "asian" girls =/= eastern asian girls

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i cant make it vibrate, but i can use whatever my crotch muscles are to make it sort of "pulse"
i do that when thrusting and my gf likes it
never had sex with anyone else so dont know

is there any way to makes your pennis bigger (treatment/operation)?
I don't want a huge ass donkey dick but something above average.
My boner can only reach 15 cm and I consider that below average

Do they not get that same feeling of emptiness and shame? Well at least the emptiness part

What's based and redpilled is if you figure out how to get it start pulsing on its own uncontrollably.

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Oh fuck your got me good.

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>women
>ANY introspection
A woman has absolutely no problem letting oil princes shit on her chest for money. In fact, she will consider that empowerment.

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Women single by choice, men single by circumstance

I quit dating once I hit 30 , women aren't worth the pain an effort. Also, women are all the same, it's like they came out of an assembly line

jelqing works. penis pumps will increase girth as well and a little bit of length over time.
>((self reported))

I assure you, I am single by choice, but the last women that tried to get with me had a psychotic meltdown because I told her no

I gained about an inch and a quarter over two years by jelqing

>Im intimidated by women who vant into relationships
Enjoy your buzz. No one else cares.

It’s called kegals and your gf should be doing them too.

From the looks of those covers, she’s probably over 65.

wow, very degenerated

>penis pumps
i hear they also reduce sensitivity
and it could be dangerous is used too much

kek this

neck yourself you gigantic faggot