Hugbox thread for anyone who didn't get a text from GEOTUS

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I didnt get it, am I retarded?

Me....I is sad.

Only real Americans get it

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Is this another reddit//ptg/ thread where we blow Trump and wait for an automated text?

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Why would you get an alert from our president?
I know you want to be..but. Youre not part of the club.
I just dont have a phone.

this thread is gonna get scrapped

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I got a rock

Whoever got the text is in real danger. They've tagged everyone they suspect as a potential enemy with this text. It is a judenhat for liberals.

You're a retard, it uses the same broadcast system they use for amber alerts and shit. Kill yourself.

:(((((

Wasnt their a shitty apocolypse movie with this same premise?
Some idiot hacks the national cell system and causes...somehow, every fucking thing shutting down?

i don't get amber alerts

>tfw when you'll never get a text from Trump

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itt:
These people will die in the next global disaster.

I didn’t get one... my flat mate did though

You've been spared from the military tribunal. Everyone they've selected for castration received the text.

you should try being flatter

Damn....relief.

>10 km from border
>no alert

;_;

Cell phone carriers can push alerts to the phones that are receiving signals from their towers on their network: More news at 11!

>6000 km from border
>no alert

pack it up this thread is officially worst than anything reddit ever made

imagine being a noalert faggot lmfao

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What the fuck is this for anyway? I got one and I thought someone tried to assassinate him or something. My commie co worker was like yeah great!

this r.i.p

>mfw got the alert

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I got 3. I'm better than all you faggots

I didn’t get shit. But the communists have begun to invade

I didn't get one and I'm pretty sad. I'll never get mandatory shitposts from Trump. This sucks.

>no alert
life is not worth living for me.