/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SO SALTY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
youtu.be/TODyyR5GRqw

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Southaven MS 10/2/18
youtu.be/EGCoUHv2bZI
>Pres Trump @NECA Convention 10/2/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in PA 10/2/18
youtu.be/VEXrhD51FSI
>Pres Trump departs DC 10/2/18
youtu.be/EzNpgyYPPfM
>Pres Trump Statement Departing WH 10/2/18
youtu.be/fhlMZoDejpM
>FLotUS Melania in Africa 10/2/18
youtu.be/icuToV3jxJA
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>FLotUS Melania arrives in Africa 10/2/18
youtu.be/bUpR1Cn3Lj8
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis presser w/French DM Parly 10/2/18
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>JustDep announces Arrests in Charlottesville VA 10/2/18
youtu.be/H3ymIOf9q2M
>AgrSec Perdue thanks USDA Ag Census 10/2/18
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>AgrSec Perdue on CNBC 10/2/18
youtu.be/RIqEyMExe0s
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 10/2/18
c-span.org/video/?452413-1/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FBN 10/2/18
youtu.be/FgAclnvWzPU
>FEDChair Powell @NABE meeting in Boston 10/2/18
youtu.be/9hpynthm304
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 10/2/18
youtu.be/CL1l5UM_HIM
>SocSecComm Confirmation Hearing 10/2/18
c-span.org/video/?452362-1/
>Gorka on FoxNews 10/2/18
youtu.be/MyHdKK-7-8c
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #51 10/2/18
youtu.be/ERBrM-dp3s8
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 10/2/18
youtu.be/YieqORxkdeg

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MAGA

Meanwhile, in relevant news land....

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PERIOD.

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So the president sent me a text message a little bit ago! Pretty cool stuff. Anyone else get it?

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>299

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prev thread wordcloud

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OUT OUT OUT

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MAGA

This can't be real.

Genesis 7:4
For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.

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>here's your new shoes, user

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I DIDNT GET THE ALERT

Does McConnell know Kavanaugh will be confirmed? He seems confident for a man who cares a lot about the court and knows what's riding on this vote.

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is Millie pregnant again?

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>2 am
>PRESIDENTIAL ALERT:
>I just wanted you to know that you and your country are safe tonight. Stay warm and enjoy the rest of your sleep.

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mitch redemption arc has been historic
paul ryan still a faggot

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fbi moot

WEW LAD

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>my friends across the aisle
drown them in their own blood turtle man
ironically, as a thought experiment strictly in minecraft

KAG!

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No, lets talk about that god-awful choice of cut for the brick veneer wall.
Holy shit, who saw that and thought, "yeah that looks rustic :))))".
And dont say architect because no shit.

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It means you're marked as an unperson in the federal databases.

>sure autism
>done you)s

In hindsight not outlawing the democrats after the civil war was a mistake.

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pork happened

>at least one

she probably has like 12 differen't burner phones for all her illegal activity

>tfw her entire criminal HQ started vibrating with all the phones receiving the alert from president DJT

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this is the gayest thing I've ever seen, and I've worked at a 24 hour porn shop

Because he doesn't love you

When the Presidential Alert was brought to people's attention a little while back during hurricane season, there was so much outrage on twitter. People contacting their service providers about opting out, talk about smashing phones, and my favorite to this day; "I do not consent".

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AUSTRIA'S KURZ SAYS EUROPEAN GOVERNMENTS SUPPORT NORD STREAM 2 PIPELINE PROJECT - RIA

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probably flake and everyonr have kissed the ring before and he knows it, plus red state dems are feeling the heat

when are they voting on kavanaugh

its wednesday ffs, mcconnell said theyd do it this week

Wow that's... really REALLY fucking bad polling for Democrats. If that's accurate then they must be in panic mode

>user those are hideous. I'm looking for the equivalent of black roushe runs
Then I guess go buy some pumas like the nigger that you are.

ITS FUCKING REAL
AHAHAHAHA

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>it's real

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Same

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Nothing can be gained by waiting any longer. If the red state Dems and the women want to vote no based on this total farce of a delay it's their own suicide.

>Mitch McConnell uses his phase-shift powers to split his body into two ethereal forms that will execute his will to exterminate leftists more efficiently.

>presidential user
>twitter nigger
>trying sandnigger outlets

This is how we Make America Great Again

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>Based Ghost McConnell

twitter.com/TheDemocrats/status/1047558155499126785

what is that clapping emoji supposed to mean?

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GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

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>Implying Rick cares about anybody but himself and sometimes Morty.

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Wierd, man.
why are they doing this

What makes it bad? Where should those numbers be?

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maybe we are Russian hackers and didn't know until now

They'd just be called something else

keked

I'm making a custom shoe for you faggots. What colors you want?

Yep

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...

lewd awoo

It emulates the way female niggers clap their hands in front of their face (or yours) for emphasis, especially during arguments. It's quite repulsive.

This is actually substantially behind the Leftism curve:
nypost.com/2018/10/03/university-bans-clapping-suggests-students-use-jazz-hands-instead/

Are stock traders really this retarded?
>owo presidential alert?
>SELL SELL SELL

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Man, Graham and McConnell are having great redemption arcs...

>putting up a sign for sexual assault when one creator of the show made this short depicting children who have been raped, and murder, and the other made a short of raping a baby.

youtube.com/watch?v=_1MSVFQXtoE

BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE TO RECEIVE FBI BACKGROUND INVESTIGATION REPORT SOON - CNN

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because it was her turn

>goalposts would be in another time zone by now

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>It emulates the way female niggers clap their hands in front of their face

mind showing me an example?

>Haha! I added clap emoticons. I have the high ground!

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>ywn impregnate her...

Yes, they are.

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and here is what it links to

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It’s a nigger thing desu

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Pink

>NJ Trump rally when

>tfw no phone
>tfw trump can't text you
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOVERMENT ISSUED TRUMP PHONE?

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youtube.com/watch?v=U8Bi4gu8bvE
Skip to 0:17.

>wanting a bimbo roastie for anything other that a pump and dump

user...

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McConnel reveals himself to be a Necron with the ability to phase-shift in and out of our dimension into his private dimension.
What are his stats /tg/?

they have really bad social media interns

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>the one on the silk dress
Hufff

I know it's probably too late for this to reach you, but please kill yourself you tremendous faggot

>when the wolfgril calls you into her room at night because she thinks there's a YEB! hiding under her bed and in her closet

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No.

>he doesn't even have a sassy black girl twitter sockpuppet
what are you even doing with your life

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Yes.
>Stock Trader
>Hears emergency alert
>IDS HABBENING
>sell everything
>check phone
>tfwNoShekels.jpg

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>jewish mentioned twice
hmm...

The gallup poll is assuming 2016 levels of turnout.

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>jewish women twice
oy vey

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Globalism = Jewish control
Jewish control = Control over the banks, media, and judiciary. They're about to lose one branch.

The DNC is the Jewish party, if you haven't figured it out.

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