My fellow Americans, I hope you got the real message. If not it's going to be a rough Halloween for you

Let's roll

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In position

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It said not to tell anyone about this text. Guess that I will see you in Leavenworth.

our purpose is to kill. you though,will suffer.

Nice try libtard. I'll not discuss the content of the message with traitors.

Red Barn standing by

ALL STATIONS REPORT IN!
Red October standing by.

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Gold Squad, reporting in.

i got a msg saying to buy a gun... am i the only one?

Ready. I know the 58 liberals I'll get revenge on for Vegas.

If you got that one you'll probably be dead by tonight.

They took this info from a list of registered gun owners.

me too

This garbage belongs on /b/ take this trash there and then KYS

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Jealous (I) that they weren't given directions.

Smug is a great follow. Owns the libs hard

Message received indeed. Loaded and ready.

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It's literally the same thing as an amber alert.

Why did the president tell me .223 is not enough to kill, but only maim?
>is he secretly colluding with the russians on 7.62?

oh shit

Copy, suited up and ready to go.

>Implyi g the second paragraph didn't cover this

Awesome. Hey, where did you get your bolter ammo? At Dick's they gave me an extra 10% discount when I used the phrase "Hitler did nothing wrong" at checkout.

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Kek

Final instructions recieved in second message. See you in the funny papers.

Did anyone also receive directions to the nearest synagogue?
What did he mean by this?

I was wondering what the fuck they were dropping instructions like this to the rest of the population. Good to know it's just for us. Comms active.skim.able_drop vector_alpha is_green

I'm on recon of sub sect. 4 (Foxtrot Alpha Gamma)

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my roommate didn't get the real message and saw my phone while i was in the shower. he posted about it on fb but nobody believes him. how should i proceed?

Afghanon you are becoming very easy to track today

>RED

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Gaslight him with sockpuppets, cracked consensus should be sufficient.

Shower curtain and extension cords.

What did he mean by this?

CONFIRMED DEEPSTATE TAKEDOWN ANY DAY NOW!

MUELLER WILL ARREST HILLARY ON LIVE TV

The rooftop brother, it is the only way

I don't think you know whomst you are talking to, senpai

Awaiting orders. Holding...
>Confirmed Delta.india.lima.delta.oscar_india.november_alpha.november.unicorn.sierra

How copy?

I look forward to serving with you,op.

what is happening? is there a civil war about to start? im worried for my family in the us....

I have received my instructions. See you all soon

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And with you bröther, may the covfefe be hot when you return

If only it were true... He just needs to say the words and it would be over in an hour.

>Do not tell libs about the instructions we received
>Literally fucking post on twitter
Is he retarded?

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I wouldn't worry about it, user.

Mueller IS deep state

the time is soon upon us brother. message received

all stocked up on monoxopuff

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Nice try.

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Bloodhound protocol is in position, Mr. President.

> when you got the special holographic T M O N E Y alert because you're a part of the subscription list

those Halloweenies won't know what is cumming for them cum Halloween

based I got it
DAK soon

So like, can we volunteer at those work camps? Or will they be strictly off limits to us righties?

Harvest Time

Aww I didn't get the message, I will kill myself now..As per instructions

Received and ready to go.

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Im in. Awesome
Stay safe anons

Hello fellow Russian bots. We have new transmission for you.

beep beep
ready to receive transmission

standing by.

Activate Hack_2018_Midterm.bat. Wait for further instructions.

It's going to be a lovely Red October.

If you were assigned to the rally point outside of LV, area 49, 50, and 51 if you glow hard enough, AMA I'm your Point of Contact. But that said we are not going into details of the instructions, but we can go into details of what to bring if you dont understand/k/s guide to the woods.

>libs declare civil war
>cities burn from being cut off from supplies
>everywhere else is no mans land where commies are hunted down for sport
What did they mean by this ?

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>Mueller is deepstate
Thank you for temporarily restoring some faith in Jow Forums

I got it too. Looks like im a foreign fighter now.

The tree of liberty shall blossom once more, before October ends blood will hit the floor.
>just activated a sleeper MK Ultra.

Why do I get the impression that if Mueller turned out to be /ourguy/ you would be angered?

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Hello QLF. Your day has come to shine. Canadians in the Quebecois that received the message are the most based canadians.

Excellent gaslighting.

>No, I got the military version

Not getting the Jow Forums Gold alert.
Pleb.

Fuck quebecslems

I can't wait for my custom-fitted gear to arrive in the next two weeks.

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AZ-14707 here. orders questionable but will proceed. operational area 15S-17 on AG-FI-JN. Anyone assigned similarly be cautious. delay if possible.

>get the message
>sleeper conditioning kicks in
g-guys?

I wouldn't be angry, I'd be in shock.

My anger is at the faggots on Jow Forums and Twitter who have an insane theory on how every thing that seems bad for Trump is actually a good thing.

Also, the muellerfags are quite possibly the worst people to ever post on Jow Forums

Literally everyone who shilled it should be executed

So you have made up your mind. Based entirely on what?

>Leavenworth
Look at this fag who didn't get the message.

>tfw I didn't update phone for 3 months

Go back to the_mueller then

>it's dinner time in the central belt
>me, mom, dad, and my sister Tiffany are all about to hold hands for the evening grace
>we all put our phones on the table but I forgot to turn mine off
>suddenly, a loud tone and vibration sends the screen flickering on in the middle of listing what we're all thankful for
>mom gives me a dirty look
>Tiffany picks it up and reads it out
>'haha ok you sure your into girls with an extra something like me?'
>she drops the phone and my father grabs it almost before it hits the table
>'WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS SON'
>try to explain but everyone is freaking out
>'l-listen I'm not even r-really interested I just had to swipe right so I didn't lose Federal Procreation Scheme Credit Points--'
>look of shame from everyone
>my mom can't even look at me in the eyes
>my sister is about to break out into tears because she knows what's about to happen next
>'That's the last of it from you two. You're both going to deinstall Trumpr from your phones TONIGHT.'
>my sister starts screaming about how much she hates me
>I try pleading with dad
>we will literally both die virgins or never marry someone respectable without it
>eventually my parents agree to give in but only with Trumpr Pocketwatch Parental Controls
>it's shitty but whatever

>the next day I try thinking about how I can get my privacy back
>drive 40 minutes to the local Guns & Ammo & Beer & Cell Phone Depot but they haven't had any phones in ever since the final China embargo
>start to drive back home
>got a message on twitter
>pick up my phone (thankfully legal again ever since we kicked THEM out)
>it's from the president, he's mentioned me in his post
>'Had a big talk with user's parents last night. Really disappointing, turns out he's into very unacceptable behavior. We will straighten it out'
>300 million retweets
>car goes into self-driving mode
and that's how I quit trap threads

Anyone else find the order number ironic though?

So what kind of snacks did you guys want? My instructions didn't specify

Ok numbers 14:29. Military time. Be back in 5

Gah. Off by one second and ninjad by cia niggers on my digit

Hell yeah, I'm so ready. Let's do this.

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Uh huh. With your gun, right?

Oooooh yeah, you don’t have one.

I haven't downloaded the app yet I'll do it when I'm done at the rifle range