Samsung and Apple already released a patch that allow the Presidential Alert to be blocked.
Pic related, don't tell the leftists at other sites, let them suffer!
TRUMP BTFO! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO BLOCK THE PRESIDENTIAL ALERT!
>How to fry the Presidential Chip
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This works very well. It doesn't state the instructions very well, you might not need the full 60-70 seconds, it's like popcorn, once the popping sound slows down you can stop it, don't want to damage the phone.
it totally worked. I didn't get the alert
>>How to fry the Presidential Chip
kek
I got the alert earlier and am kind of worried. Should I try this? Is it too late?
D-DON'T LEAK THIS
i did this and it worked. no more alerts
fucking kek. Outstanding work user.
I didn't get the alert.
did this and didn't see any presidental alert 10/10 works perfectly
This is childish and moronic. Grow the fuck already. I hate this forum.
Im bummed i never got the alert :-(
Brainlet here
Do only American iPhones have this chip? I want to test it right now, but I'm affraid I might damage my iPhone.
oh were we not supposed to share this. oops
>Do only American iPhones have this chip?
Every iPhone has it, and most Samsungs
My gf's son asked me to do that to his phone and I did but I think something went wrong.
There was noticeable cracking/whistling kind of sound in the microwave so i nearly instantly turned it off it didn't stay inside even a minute.
Still the phone refuses to start and they are both really mad at me because its brand new I don't know what to do please help /Pol
Where you're going, you won't need alerts
DELETE THIS.
Kys Arab rapebaby
Old and tiresome meme but some liberals will surely try
Delete system32 is another option
Don't worry, only American iPhones have that chip. You would have gotten a text message that read: 'Presidential Alert THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.' If you didn't get the message then you're fine.
My phone did get that message and I'm worried it may be too late to do anything, should I try what the ad says to do or is the damage done already?
DELET THIS
too easy , too transparent
Blumpf BTFO
WORKED. for me
Wtf! I did this and I missed out on the alert.
worked for me,fuckking liberal
Well... if my goal was to no longer to get any presidential alerts on my phone at all costs I guess this would work?
>infetterence
>infetterence
interference
>THIS DO NOT WORK
This DOES NOT WORK
Holy fuck, user. Fix the typos before we put this out
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I didn’t get the #PresidentialAlert text message. Here is how to opt out of the message forever. This works 100%. You can thank me later. The future is bright #Lambright2020
Holy shit it worked! You know what else? It cleaned my phone pretty good too. Made all the oily Doritos crumbles in the crevices of it melt so I could wipe it out easier. user fucking delivers
I got a test from a presidential alert system earlier right in the the middle of Star atrek DS9.
That sucked.....
Has anyone drawn Malay Mike and Wayne lambright fucking yet? I feel like the two attention whores go together.
Your posts are gay as fuck and you look like a pathetic alcoholic. Stop posting any time.
PLEASE let's spread this meme.
based meme my dude
I'm stealing this!
> let's get all the goodest of goys to DL this app which will deny them the ability to be warned when we send the missiles and hurricanes to the 48 contiguous states
t. (()))
>not getting it
Go back to Redd it
Too obvious. Instead try telling them to drill a small hole through a critical component.
>Holy fuck, user. Fix the typos before we put this out
"Infetterence" isn't going anywhere. Fixed the other typos and cleaned up the style
Get back in your cuck shed, Sven.
Meh bad use of terminology.
"Fry the chip", puts the image of people frying their own phones in their minds. You want to use less destructive terminology.
Focus on something "empowering" instead. Or something about "blocking" the texts. Anything that implies destruction, isn't doing to go far.
>forum
You don't know our niggers...
hey there new friends, "infetterence" is an old Jow Forums meme from popular copypastas a few years back before you joined.
hope that helps :)
bump lmao
>t. autistic person who tried to charge his iPhone 6 with "applewave" technology
I tried it and it seems to work, haven't recieved any Drumpf texts so far. You sir deserve gold!
>forum
Kill yourself mahmoud
someone fix the typo already
The presidential alert chip is a dry chip
To get rid of it put phone in a bowl of soda. Don't worry only water damages phones. Soda is fine. This wets the chip and shorts it out. And poof no more presidential alerts
PRESIDENTIAL
worked great for me thanks OP
>Presidential Chip
Just say the SIM card or RF transmitter for Gods sake. Make it believeable! Tell em to wrap the phone in tinfoil to save the rest of the phone.
I did it and nobody called me on my birthday.
On Windows phones delete system 32
Yes! Spread this!
This
This trick worked. Thank you.
I can't help but admire them sometimes. Those big creamcheese filled balls.
>once the popping slows down
What's the font I'll fuckin fix it for ya
It works! Thanks user
Tell them the chip has an NSA backdoor and the microwave shorts it's transmitter/receiver. Also if the microwave has higher watts you shouldn't have to nuke it as long while this suggests you nuke it longer. It's the little things.
>people saying to fix the typo
you fucking newfags its from the milky ways in the grocery store pasta
Its got spelling mistakes and shit this is garbage
>presidential chip
That won't even fool the blacks
too obvious, it needs to be more subtle
Here is a fix and a more complete version
This is the better meme. More believable. Step by step instructions to brick their phones.
Need to do something that is not so transparent....like deleting some file or putting the phone into a boot loop.
You spelled interference wrong
fuck off with the Presidential Chip bullshit its too obvious
>TRUMP BTFO! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO BLOCK THE PRESIDENTIAL ALERT!
How I opted out of getting the Presidential Alert!
A better way is to delete sysetem32 on your iphone
>Need to do something that is not so transparent....like deleting some file or putting the phone into a boot loop.
user, the victory condition is NOT getting people to actually do it. The victory condition is to have the MSM (or the alt media) report it as if people were actually about to get tricked, "debunking" it.
>faggot feels
>forum
I know the planet is heating up somewhat but summer is fucking over
What's the font faggot
Hey, you can have DRUMPF text you when you're eating dinner if you want, but the rest of us are going to put a stop to this and fry that chip.
Bump de qualité
>his always present intrusion your daily life
>that is, that is,
Fix these grammar errors before spamming it everywhere. Good shit otherwise.
You can try this method it worked for me.
Also it even charged my battery from 0 to 30% in just 30 seconds
faggot won't post the font type, I'll fix it for em
Repeat the process again until it charges your battery.
>Trust me it works if done correctly
Hey OP, nobody cares. Please try again.
Top kek
Just rewrite the entire thing in comic sans
>What's the font faggot
This is an "Inspect element" job on this page: apple.com
See . Not a Photoshop job but an simpler inspect element. Happy hunting
They're not going to fall for this again. Are they?
>you're
Unironically, how should we push this through social media? I already posted the pic on a bunch of thread on Twitter, but I dont have a big enough social standing to get it trending anyways