Going on a date with a Russian speaking Jew later tonight. What advice could Jow Forums give me?
Going on a date with a Russian speaking Jew later tonight. What advice could Jow Forums give me?
Don't be poor
FUCK HER
Check. What else
Get one of those wallet chains and make sure it's secure to your belt. Then make sure you are stocked up on some bottom shelf vodka. If you don't have any paint thinner will do in a pinch
GET HER PREGNANT SAVE THE HWITE RACE
This.
Dont go you fuppin tard
KYS if you are a shaygetz
never put your dick in crazy
Im only half white anyways, one drop rule remember?
Wear a Cross and have some Holy water available.
Dont borrow from any mobsters even that guy. They'll take ur foreskin
Don't
Defile her and raise the children atheist, agnostic, Christian, anything but Jewish. Their numbers are already too low.
keep an eye on your wallet
kill yourself retard
Why not? :^)
This
ask her what her real name is
At least elaborate, szekelwicz.
Shove her in the oven when she is counting your money
Force her to blowjob then arsefuck her.
Ask it to say "thou shall not covet"
>arsefuck her THEN force her to blowjob
*fixed
Use a napkin.
The longer fork is for salad.
The shorter fork goes in her eye.
Run like hell.
Go back to you faggot
Marry her and have several kids.
Comfy Mig 21 aesthetic.
Don't date her user.
Waterboard her into confessing her role in the 2016 election.
She will be rubbing your dick through your pants the first night.
pre-heat your oven