Going on a date with a Russian speaking Jew later tonight. What advice could Jow Forums give me?

Going on a date with a Russian speaking Jew later tonight. What advice could Jow Forums give me?

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Don't be poor

FUCK HER

Check. What else

Get one of those wallet chains and make sure it's secure to your belt. Then make sure you are stocked up on some bottom shelf vodka. If you don't have any paint thinner will do in a pinch

GET HER PREGNANT SAVE THE HWITE RACE

This.

Dont go you fuppin tard

KYS if you are a shaygetz

never put your dick in crazy

Im only half white anyways, one drop rule remember?

Wear a Cross and have some Holy water available.

Dont borrow from any mobsters even that guy. They'll take ur foreskin

Don't

Defile her and raise the children atheist, agnostic, Christian, anything but Jewish. Their numbers are already too low.

keep an eye on your wallet

kill yourself retard

Why not? :^)

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ask her what her real name is

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At least elaborate, szekelwicz.

Shove her in the oven when she is counting your money

Force her to blowjob then arsefuck her.

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Ask it to say "thou shall not covet"

>arsefuck her THEN force her to blowjob

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Use a napkin.

The longer fork is for salad.

The shorter fork goes in her eye.

Run like hell.

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Go back to you faggot

Marry her and have several kids.

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Comfy Mig 21 aesthetic.

Don't date her user.

Waterboard her into confessing her role in the 2016 election.

She will be rubbing your dick through your pants the first night.

pre-heat your oven