Watch golf

it is a woman, what do you expect

I'm sure.

>chicken ball
What did leafy mean by this

Yeah, but a golf ball is faster, harder, and smaller; which gives it more penetrating power.

I did play ball up to double A level, obviously that does mean I can spell

Always keep your eye on the ball

Would skull fuck socket

>which gives it more penetrating power
True enough, but if you are at a sporting event you should pay attention, in my defense I was drunk as fuck

Should have kept her eye on the ball

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If there wasn't a chance of someone dying golf would be even more boring than it is now. It would be like if NASCAR didn't have crashes

Brooks Koepka is a fucking stud

Never thought of this before but now I have a fear of being struck by a golf ball and having it be stuck in my eye socket

Literally laughed out loud

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Serves her right, was probly too bust looking at herself in her phone to pay attention to her surroundings. Women were a mistake, they should never be let outside of the home

this made me re gorf

Who watches golf in person without protective eye wear? Her own fault.

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So nobody said anything about a ball flying into the crowd? No “Fore!” or “watch out”?

>Who watches golf in person without protective eye wear?
Are you tolling or is that a thing?

Your tampon is souring user, time to change.

At Petco Park in San Diego they put up nets all the way to the end of the base-line because of these retards now. fucking unbelievable, infield seats are ruined now.

>Watch golf
>End up trading an eye for a golf ball
Pottery, still has to hurt like hell to get hit by those little fuckers. Once took a golf club to the head, lucky that I didn't fuck my eyes up.

There is a clause on the ticket. She is fucked.

>drumpf america

>go watch golf
>get hit
>lose eye

another victim of the orange presidency

Absolutely trolling but now I know to wear protective eye wear if I ever go to watch pro golf live (can't imagine why I'd ever do that unless I were being paid. A lot. It's even more dull than soccer and baseball).

She should have bought safety glasses.

DRUMPFFFFFFFS FAULT

She Literally was Rape

HAHAHAHA!

Inherent risk. Enjoy the world laughing at you.

And her lack of depth perception will make her less likely to laugh at your tiny pee pee.

If these silly cunts stayed in the Kitchen shit like this would not happen.

It's an assumed risk. She won't get a penny if she sues. Getting hit by a golf ball on a golf course is literally something you learn in the first couple of weeks in business law.

It's like the watermelon ball.

This. He shouldn't have had to tell her twice

the latter came forth a small fowl, which flew at Nimrod and pecked out his eye

jewishencyclopedia.com/articles/11548-nimrod

spiritual story going on here. i have no sympathy
for that slut.

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woman don't have a duck reflex

I saw a batter throw his bat into the audience by accident and it hit a lady. It was fucking hilarious.
Pro sports are retarded.

the ball literally exploded her eyeball.
That's something you don't just "suck up."
Still a retard for trying to play the blame game.

>Still a retard for trying to play the blame game
Who's to blame? the guy playing his sport or the moron that can;t duck?

The woman who complains about golf balls on a golf course.

>the ball literally exploded her eyeball.
That has to be spiritual tier pain. I once ripped a thumbnail off when a jack slipped, I almost found god that day. Instant sweating too, literally dripping sweat within 30 seconds.
A hour/day later it was ordinarily sore & tender, believe it or not. But the first ten minutes was a special kind of fight or flight alarm. There's no ignoring it.

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she looks like she could use more penetrating power

Yeah, it's really something else.
>Let go of level on a clamp
>Let it go at the top, so it immediately falls
>By reflex, go to catch it
>thumb gets caught between level and clamp, end of thumb basically gets torn in half
The first ten minutes were an almost religious experience, and then I couldn't feel my thumb for a week.

I was raped by a Titleist (no 4). White ball privilege

Pain truly is the wisest teacher.
>I won't be doing that or anything remotely like it ever again

Same. I learned my lesson real good.

Wew these
>running round the corner of a car
>ankle rolls so badly I actually feel the bones on the side of the ankle sliding along the ground for a split sec
>ligaments absolutely fucking BTFO
>achilles tendon takes a beating too
>20 years of non-stop internal self hatred, anger, regret and voices telling me to kill myself for failing so bad at childhood/school completely and utterly dissappear
>for a few blissful minutes, while sweat runs and I regulate my breathing, there is nothing
>my ankle immediately proceeds to fill my shoe, and there is nothing
>just peace

Nobody knows why I was so quiet and at ease, smiling while my right foot looked like a rotting pumpkin, and they never will. I'd almost want to experience it again desu.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Whats she gonna look like with her eye patch?

For fucks sake user kek

>Literal waiver of responsibility on the back of her ticket...

Try snapping your leg and having the bone come out of the skin.

You ever seen your insides? Its not good.

Was at a college baseball game years ago when they were still using aluminum bats. Sitting with my dad about 20 rows up behind the 3rd base dugout. A foul ball came screaming toward us. I saw the ball in slow motion, the threads turning as it spun at us. I turned thinking it was going to hit me in the bank. I heard a sickening thud and the ball shit straight up in the air. It missed me and I thought it hit the cement step next to my dad. It hit him right in the kneecap and left the indention of the baseball stitches in his skin. EMT’s came and looked him over but the pain was so bad we had to leave. As I was helping him limp out of the park, a guy yells, “Way to take one for the team!”

>Business Law
>Not when you're 3 and learn that flying balls hurt

This bitch should be euthanized.

Every time I'm in the foul zone at a baseball game I'm constantly on edge. I don't know what scares me more, getting beaned or getting laughed at for dropping a ball

In fairness, Koepka played a blinder

>doesn't read fine print on back of ticket

This would never have happened in her kitchen.

>says she could have died
what is it about getting hit by a golf ball that gives your opinion on their lethality any credibility? This should say "doctors say"

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I manage to do it about ever five years. There is no sweat quite like pain sweat. Purifies.

It's tragic, but reminds me of the Destroyer issue where Remo kills "O.J. Simpson" with a supersonic golf
Ball in the face.

>white women age like shi-