Ask me anything about the future & I will predict with 100% accuracy

Ask me anything about the future & I will predict with 100% accuracy.

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not into divination.
;)

Why not

[dig]

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Checked, so I'll bite. What will the spot price of silver and gold be in 5 years?

Why do I keep finding nickels on the ground? I've got a stack of them sitting on my desk now.

Can you predict my next question?

it won't matter

Is there a solution to the halting problem? If so, what is it?
Is there a function that can generate the set of all prime numbers? If so, what is it?

Will I die of cancer? When?

why wouldn't you find nickels?

you're not going to ask another question

>you're not going to ask another question
Are you sure about that?

Yes. AI is the solution to both

No you won't.

Where can I go tommorow to watch women belch loudly in public?

Will you have a good day tomorrow? :)

Yeah.

Youtube.

I've found an uncanny amount of nickels. Explain why.

:)

who wins in 2024

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Next happening?

Because you keep finding stuff that doesn't matter.

Shitty larp. AI cant find answers beyond its programming.
Do you larp as Nostradamus to overcompensate how shitty your life is?

Holy shit you were actually right.

Damn you're right. But how could you possibly have known that?

Shit. How will I die?

Define "I"

They ever bring headphone jacks back?

Whats is the best 2 digit number I can buy for a lotto ticket?

Do we win?

No

01 or 10

Yes

The user that is me - my human form, before I become all-powerful.

In that case you won't die.

Thank you, leafbro :)

I would die for my bros.

How will be able to stop fapping and find the truth

Where will I live?

will you stop being a faggot in the future?

what is the best way for an american to get rich

Montreal 2019 elections PPC seats?

Keep looking

Spiritual Israel

Done

God

Won't matter too much hopefully

Will i be a casualty in the coming civil war here in my country?

lol LARP confirmed.

Does this thread pretty much die after this post?

Depends which side you're on

Who will win the chess champ this year? Carlsen or Caruana

Pretty much

When I am going to get laid?

Hasn't been computed yet

I am a pagan that is marrying and moving to Japan, basically as far away from spiritual Israel as it gets.

Soon

what are tonight's Powerball numbers??

Well Fuck me.

Then you'll be burning forever, especially if you disregard this post.

$229 Million

Will United States deport all non-white people one day?

when is trump going to die

how many confirmation votes for Kavanaugh? Does Trump know the future like you do?

Almost surely.

Probably never.

Trump can see pretty far ahead yeah but not as far as those higher up than us.

Very insightful user thanks for the help

>$229 Million
FAIL - it will be much higher TONIGHT
charlatan! shenanigans!

>leaf

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Will I fart in five minutes?

When is the next bitcoin bull run?

Never.

OP absolutely BTFO. LARP confirmed.

I won that one

What’s there user?

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Antichrist released from his antartic prison, when?

Is it true kek is going to get us all gfs this year?

You aren't very good at this.

what will Tesla, AMD and Amazon stocks be valued at in 10 years?

lol shut up larpfag