Health check: JB was stabbed by a left-wing activist and has undergone two difficult surgeries to deal with the internal damage. He's finally left the hospital during the weekend and is currently resting at his home.
-- BACKGROUND
Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Catholic, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems.
JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for bribery. PT has been the ruling party in Brazil for 16 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected. PT's platform for Brazil openly discusses media control, judiciary control, and a new constitution. Historically PT has supported teaching gender theory in schools, gun control, and humanized law enforcement. During PT's rule, violence and political corruption rose to record highs.
The Ibope poll is actually older than Datafolha, although it was only released today.
Ibope was for Monday and Tuesday, Datafolha was just for Tuesday.
Jaxon Russell
Will this actually change shit?
Carson Ramirez
Dude, I never see a guy that dumb
Brandon Campbell
>globo 20 years ago what happened anons?
Isaac Nelson
>Not roleplaying as Haddadfag and Cirofag to make them both hate each other One job
Tyler Garcia
Just a reminder that this retarded stunt is costing the votes of people that are on the fence, because they don't know and won't research about the flag being fake, they will think people associated to Bolsonaro, like Flavio Bolsonaro don't respect public property, acting like a bunch of vandalists when it's the exact opposite, since you guys have a hard time reading I'll spell this out: THE COMMON FACEKIKE READER WONT KNOW/CARE THAT THE PLAQUE WAS NOT PUBLIC PROPERTY, THEY WILL ONLY SEE 2 POLITICIANS BREAKING IT.
Nigger, stop. Restoring public property is good and literally nobody but (you) and psolistas give a shit. Go whine about it on their Facebook pages and suck Marielle dick instead of spamming this shit here.
Easton Russell
Yeah yeah, just like #EleNão completely destroyed Bolsonaro, right? What psolistas don't get is that they are a minority and everyone hates them and their vandalism.
Brandon Clark
Absolutely, but not necessarily for the better.
I'm voting Bolsonaro but I admit it's possilbe he'll fail catastrophically. He's not very intelligent himself and he has some very dumb allies, although there are also smart people backing him up.
Carter Hall
Brazil has been ruled by the same party for 13 years and Bolsonaro is the complete opposite of that party so...
Mourão is even more extreme, that's why he's the VP to begin with.
Daniel Smith
It's not suicide if you're already dead
Daniel Jackson
Like Mourão (Kinda dumb) and Paulo Guedes (Kinda smart)
FUCK, I WANT SO MUCH TO TORTURE AND KILL THY FAGGOT ONIONS-BOY GREGORIO, WHAT A FUCKING CANCER!!!
Isaac Miller
Guys, what if Ciro wins?
David Perez
any candidate other than bolsonaro wins = war
Blake Roberts
forgot the libertarian flag pal
Samuel Perez
>le dumb Stop watching Globo, retard. He's not a genius but he's certainly smarter than the majority of presidents we had, have you forgotten about dilmanta already?
Jack Cox
Dilma 2.0.
Eli Hall
Civil war, a big fucking civil war
Brandon Gutierrez
PR brother here, do a "How to vote"
Jaxon Rogers
oops, misquoted. I meant it for Ciro's views on economics are very similar to Dilma's.
Mourão is smart but he's bad at wording things in a politically correct way. Guedes is smart as fuck, just watch some of his videos. youtu.be/RzE9svoryU0
Camden Foster
>A minoria tem de se curvar, obedecer, e ponto final
>Bolsominions perdem o VOTO POPULAR
>É GUERRA
Vocês tem que calar a boca e se curvar.
Lucas Bennett
I thought he was dumb until the interview he did in Jornal Nacional, owning them.
Bolsonaro is going to lose this one but Haddad will probably fuck things up. Bolsonaro will be elected next cycle probably (hopefully a better left option arises before though).
Austin Watson
>cirofags Cirofags just want all taxpayers to subsidize their debt to SPC
David Ross
Come on dude, just listen to any of his interviews. It's easy to tell he's not high IQ. I'm not saying he's dumb, but he's clearly not smart. Yes, Dilma was even worse. I like Bolsonaro for his heart, not his brain.
William Martinez
>the left is collapsing and now is fighting against itself Dont know if it helps but its fucking hilarious
Carter Reed
Can i move to brasil if bolsonaro wins? I dont want to be in argentina anymore. This country is garbage
Jack Reyes
We're full
Asher Diaz
Move to Chile then, they have more jobs, better wine and better fish
Jackson Cruz
Exactly
William Gonzalez
He's probably smarter than Ciro and Haddad, who just use fancy pretentious words to sound smart. The smartest candidate is probably Meirelles, but he has the charisma of a turtle.
Carter Anderson
I think immigration is a bit complicated and bureaucratic like everything here but it's not like anyone will care if you just stick around illegally.
Daniel Rivera
Passa no exame da AMAN e volta aqui
Connor Scott
se mata macaco imundo, ou bolsonaro ganha ou vcs macacos e mestiços de merda serão mortos, parte de mim torce por isso pra poder sair metralhando essa cambada de ooga bugga por ai
People who listen to Gregorio would never vote for bolsonaro, Those who don't understand that anything coming out of his mouth is garbage lies. This will make a few leftist collage student hate him more and maybe a few center left ones will not vote for him. But this is not enough to change anything, you know it, those that would be influneced by this already bought into the "elenão" narrative
Jace Price
I drank a Chile wine bottle and honestly almost vomited, it had some weirdass rotten cheese taste. I don't get this meme that their wine is good.
Henry Morris
But i want to pay taxes and own guns and marry a cute native
Caleb Martinez
if you're white sure! but add to the country and don't mix with mongrels
Nicholas White
lmao dude you really think AMAN is hard to join?
Gavin Bennett
Yeah, Meirelles knows his shit. But like you said, he just wasn't born to talk with people.
>mongrels How are natives viewed in brazil? I wanna go full cortez
Thomas Peterson
Don't worry, I will just leave the country and take my money with me. And I won't be the only one, good luck when every single entrepreneur leaves this shithole.
Isaiah Bennett
Some of their grapes came from France because plagues on the production over there destroyed them completely, they're still going strong in Chile
Jeremiah Bell
As sub-humans.
James Barnes
The way that he talks, it can creat arguments from the left (still likes him)
Tyler Price
>PTists say that Globo is against PT >some rightists say that Globo is against Bolsonaro and in favor of PT Which one is it, then?
Carter Anderson
Do we even watch the same interviews, what the fuck? He's very cultured and has an answer to almost every problem he is asked about, especially regarding brazilian geopolitics. Same for Mourão and Guedes. He also wants the brazilian astronaut as a technology and research minister. They are the biggest brained bois we could ask for.
The "Bolsonaro is dumb" argument spins solely around his confessed lack of economical knowledge and the way he (used to) talk to the media. I'll take this anytime, compared to the other candidates. He's "bronco", yes. But definitely not dumb.
Jack Morales
>crime de odio Oh my sides
Carter Barnes
We don't have many índios here. The only majority indigenous guy I've ever seen was unironically an Argentinian, or at least he said he came from there, even though its possible he could be a Bolivian-Argentinian or something.
They do nothing and get drunk all day and live on gibs and lending their land for booze. Sometimes they take a day off to kill one another for power in the tribe, but i know some that are very nice people.
Matthew Ward
Pretty much non-existent except in the north, they are welfare queens and fucking 12.5% of Brazil's land is protected indigenous zones despite them being 0.47% of the population.
The Portuguese genocided them. They're a rare sight outside the far north. That said, sometimes you see mutts with distinctively native facial features. Actual natives are in a weird position in Brazilian society, there are conservation laws that protect them but there are conflicts with agrobusiness interests. Some natives want to be fully integrated, some prefer to keep living traditionally, some are an intermediary stage where they aren't civilised but they aren't wild either. Lots of problems with alcoholism and drugs in tribes that neighbour cities.
Julian Russell
Globo has a left-wing bias alongside all other channels on open television in this country. Petista é igual judeu, ele grita de dor enquanto te espanca e te mata.
Mason Myers
They received bribes from PT... What the fuck do you think? PTists are dumb enough to think anything who doesn't capitulate completely to their narrative is against them. But in order to manipulate the masses you need to be more subtle.
Nathan Allen
I'm so happy for this open minded young man!
Hudson Edwards
Globo hates both of them but I think they're starting to slightly favor Bolso now since it's written in fucking Haddad's plan that he wants to make Globo a state company.
Liam Miller
Pra que esses dois filhos da puta foram quebrar a placa da defunta agora?
Camden Thompson
You guys honestly believe Cuckonaro will survive the second round? lmao. He is getting LePen'd hard.
John Roberts
Só pra encher o saco e dar dor de cabeça. Carioca é foda.
Lucas Lewis
Probably a false flag, but they are from rio so they might just be that dumb.
Andrew Jenkins
>Do you burn the donut? I don't care! Be happy! Hugs for you!
Mano, lê a porra da thread, aquela placa foi colocada por gente que suporta a mulher encima da placa original. A esquerda está puxando esse meme pra dar validação pra um não-evento, as pessoas simplesmente se livraram de um vandalismo colocado lá por quem dá suporte pra ela.
Austin Sanders
LePen was always shaky while Bolsonaro has been comfortably leading the polls since 2017 and only went up, and the opposition is garbage.
Luis Howard
> Gregório Duvivier > Keret foi indicado pela minha tia Bianca, que aliás é judia: Bianca Byington. Embora eu não seja judeu, porque ela é de outra parte da senpaiília [o avô de Gregorio casou com uma judia em um segundo matrimônio] EVERY FUCKING TIME
Jaxon Walker
INDECISO TA NEM AI PRA ISSO É MAIS VOTO PRA ESQUERDA HAHAHAHAHAHA
