Brit/pol/ - Comfy Hours edition

>‘Dance away, it won't help!’ Farage lambasts ‘DESPERATE’ Theresa May - 'I PITY her'
express.co.uk/news/politics/1026514/theresa-may-dance-conservative-conference-speech-nigel-farage

>Only Fools And Horses star hits back at snowflakes and says hit show ‘would not have been made today’ due to #MeToo campaign
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7412636/only-fools-and-horses-snowflakes-metoo-criticism/

>‘Four dogs a week’ fall 30 feet off this low wall
metro.co.uk/2018/10/03/four-dogs-a-week-fall-30-feet-off-this-low-wall-8004024/

> Lord Sugar slams bungling Apprentice wannabes for buying an OCTOPUS instead of diving gear
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6237251/Lord-Sugar-slams-bungling-Apprentice-wannabes-buying-OCTOPUS-instead-diving-gear.html

>Family condemns police restraint death decision
channel4.com/news/family-condemns-police-restraint-death-decision

>Deluded Dancing Queen promises best days ahead post-Brexit
theneweuropean.co.uk/deluded-may-offers-nothing-new-on-brexit-1-5721226

>Boris Johnson's Daily Telegraph salary is £275,000 a year
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-daily-telegraph-salary-wage-column-parliamentary-register-interests-a8567351.html

>Theresa May: Tories must be a party for everyone
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45725615

>Hearts v Celtic at Murrayfield before Aberdeen v Rangers at Hampden
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45739578

>Ex-Plaid AM guilty of making indecent images of children
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-45731833

>Shaking caused baby's death, inquest told
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45730908

>Plymouth University Tory group suspended over T-shirts
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-45735591

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First for cutting the heads off your dead enemies (or their children).

When I was a kid I drew all over my face in black crayon because I wanted to be a bat, but after I did it I cried.

MAMMY

Probably because I looked like a nigger and not a bat.

>because I wanted to be a bat
You had small aspirations.

Remember to burn nonces in a wickerman

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If you did it now, you'd end up on twitter and be barred from employment for life.

archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.103408/page/n7
this version is actually a better scan than the other.

gutenberg.org/files/34081/34081-pdf.pdf
pdf also available here

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Who made this?

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I remember having my picture taken years ago with a bit of seaweed under my nose doing the roman salute, i'd probably get 20 years for that nowadays

I would imagine so yeah lol what a bunch of fucking spoilsports

If it went viral, you'd lose your job, be kicked out of university if applicable and probably need to change your name to have a career in the 10 years after that.

>the roman salute
also a myth

sorry, couldn't help myself lad.

Is it not actually roman

anyone else disgusted with this talk about ending austerity? Not happy that tories are gonna start growing government desu

That was me, kek. I've made most of the Pictposting memes too.

Fucking sad world now, isn't it? Don't worry, when we're all chipped, they'll remove those urges for us.

Apparently the holes in that thing are for the pony's ears not for it's eyes.

Isn't austerity just a lie anyway? Don't know much about it, but I can't take anything they say at face value.

Nope,
>In contemporary times, the former is widely considered a symbol of fascism that is commonly perceived to be based on a custom in ancient Rome.

>However, no Roman text gives this description, and the Roman works of art that display salutational gestures bear little resemblance to the modern Roman salute.

Is that a Celt or German? I know who you are lad, you're in Brit/pol/ as much as I am.

You must be a bit worried about that because I am.

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So was it Mussolini who made it up then

Haven't actually read much about fascist Italy

It's a German. He has the Suebian knot hairstyle and the hexagonal shield that the iron-age Germans apparently favoured.

>I know who you are lad, you're in Brit/pol/ as much as I am.

>You must be a bit worried about that because I am.

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Get this, it's first use (not in regards to it being a Roman salute) was in the United States of Sharttards as a salute to the flag.

They presumably did away with that when old Adolf did off with himself.

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Hahaha fucking hell

Is Death of Marat his greatest work?

This is the American salute

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Thought so, too well groomed to be one of ours.


Napoleon's portrait is alright. Not very accurate for a short sickly man, but nor is that depiction very good propaganda for a general.

>Because of the similarity between the Bellamy salute and the Nazi salute that emerged in Germany in the 1920s, President Franklin D. Roosevelt instituted the hand-over-the-heart gesture as the salute to be rendered by civilians during the Pledge of Allegiance and the national anthem in the United States, instead of the Bellamy salute.[24] This was done when Congress officially adopted the Flag Code on June 22, 1942.[25] There was initially some resistance to dropping the Bellamy salute, for example from the Daughters of the American Revolution.[26]

I wonder why Germany copied an American salute. And I wonder if Americans thought they were copying the Romans by doing that.

Every country in history had a period they LARPed as Rome.

Suppose he couldn't make it too accurate. Must be difficult, pandering to the whims of tyrants.

Been reading about Revolutionary France. That has to be one of the all time great Classical Larps. They were obsessed.

>Must be difficult, pandering to the whims of tyrants.
Why bother?

t.

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I doubt Hitler knew about America at the time, he was probably either copying Rome or following Mussolini

take the dartpill

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Because otherwise they might cut your balls off, I would imagine.

nothing wrong with a bit of larping, in moderation of course

Imagine resetting the calendar to year 1

>Our father, who dart in heaven

You lads read this?
balkancelts.wordpress.com/2014/05/01/the-ghost-cavalry-of-gondole/

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This

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Yeah, at least they did it with style. Modern larpists always look tragic. Pic related

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I don't know whether or not he intended it as such, maybe not given his religion, but Cromwell could've easily been a new Caesar had he not been totally unsuccessful.

A tyrant coming to power and overthrowing the long-standing form of government, and assuming absolute power themselves but discreetly, and then handing power to their (adopted) sons.

Cromwell's son was just terrible though.

Hard for them to cut anybodies balls off when you devastate their army and leave a short sickly man alone

t.

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That's just like some fantasy thing though, LARPing is much better when it's based in reality. Still that pic is pathetic

speaking of larping i've been thinking of buying a WW2 helmet for a laugh

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Yep, and changing the months. 12th Brumaire 1. Fucking stupid.

Ah, you were dealing in specifics, I in generalities. I should have looked at your image.

>for a laugh
Ha... yeah... same reason I want to buy full lorica segmentata and a gladius & pila... just for a laugh, not like those other losers. Heh.

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I know, I just grabbed the first image. Even modern recreationists look silly though.

Exactly
I like the stahlhelm more but it wouldn't feel right as an englishman
Yeah, I don't think the modern average male really suits the look to be honest.

pic related was a pretty high quality thread

something about this made me feel

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What do you mean? Revolutionary France LARPing as Graeco-Romans from Antiquity is a totally adequate example friendo.

I don't know what the Founding Fathers of America were doing. They ripped off Roman Republicanism and English common law with balanced constitutionalism. I'd probably throw them in there though too.

If we get started on Popes, this is going to be a long night. I guess they believed the stories of them being the successor to Roman Emperors.

It's been a good night tonight. I don't come here that often anymore, but tonight's got me back into it a bit.

It dies way earlier than it used to, otherwise comfy hours was always the best time.

Any one remember old landscape posting?

I meant about the tyrants and the ball cutting mate. Gets a bit confusing a times.

>Any one remember old landscape posting?
ah, yes. comfy times.

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I do. Do people still architecture post all the time?

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Yeah that was good

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Well played mate.

Indeed. Not significant enough to really remember but I had a huge file of images titled "Britain" I used to post which was comfy pics and landscapes.

They usually provoked angry little dicklets to come in the thread and start pitting their own countries architecture and geography against it if that rings any bells. The yank who got to 30 PBTID before he realised we weren't in a posting competition and I was doing it regardless kek.

The threads used to survive back to 7am and then the full day back then too. 24/7 shit/pol/ which is brilliant if you're a neet.

I wasn't for a while, and since threads seem to die around 4-5am.

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Last time I was here, you'd get people sperging out about blogposting, would derail the thread.

Yeah, the sperging out often derails threads more than the things they sperg out about

>Do people still architecture post all the time?
Not really at all. Maybe as a one off or in context but not like how you mean.

Also kek that image.

I miss Rightly.

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Tribal_Hidage_pie_chart.pdf
how can norfumbria even compete lads?

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Rise of the Lycans is over. Furries 1 Goths 0.
Time for me to wish you gentlemen a goodnight. I wish you all the best for the day ahead.

Did anyone find out what he was LARPing about in his final post where he said he'd stolen info from his friends life?

Night friendo.

What is that? I'm a brainlet and drunk.

no idea.

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Damage control

>I want to eat you out
Did that work?

the tribal hidage. record of land ownership in anglo-saxon england. a hide was a measurement of land (enough land to support a family, basically - the size of a hide depended on the quality of the land).

as i recall she told him off for being disrespectful

The only thing I remember is everybody calling him a loser on his dramatic goodbye.

also turns out I was OP of the thread he fucked off in, pretty good guess given the hours i've pissed away.

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>Don't be so disrespectful to me!
>Ghosts him for 6 whole days
Pfft... Women

still can't figure out how it's represented. Pick something else and I'll defend Northumbria.

i hope he's alright, there was no badness in him.

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'Ate the Souf

Love the Norf

Simple as

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Some guy was using the name "Rightly No" a while back and there was a polite (clearly autistic) user responding to him, asking him politely to stop using that name.

I'm assuming only he could be that socially awkward so he was alive up until then but I choose to believe he still posts. I was worried until then because he was on about suicide on the day.

:'(

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northumbria isn't on the chart, it only documents kingdoms south of the humber. just posted it to showcase the power of souf f.c. represented by wessex.

What a loser

Northumbria was two kingdoms for a while, Bernicia and Deira, and I don't think all that powerful. Not compared to Wessex and Mercia anyway, so that part hasn't changed.

'Ate Saxons

Luv Angles

Simple as

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Is Eddie correct about Mosley?

No

Eddie is responsible for uncomfy posting

Can you explain further because I quite like Mosley and would prefer it if he wasn't an Irish nationalist

In all my time and experience looking at Mosley's policies, listening to Mosley's speeches and reading Mosley related material, I have never ever seen him bring up the subject of Irish nationalism or "founding the IRA" as Eddie likes to claim. It's clearly just a troll tactic

Yeah me neither, I think the troll theory is reinforced by the fact that he loves to post that recoloured union jack with the BUF symbol at every mention of Mosley

He made a good point once, overused it and began to exaggerate, argued over it, got widely mocked for it, and then turned it into le quirky things drunk man in car says XDDDDD

The state. Like common law vs civil law. Something I agree with him on but he does it as bait. I guess meme is accurate but cringe.

Also he only became anti-Mosley because everybody on Jow Forums was pro-Mosley and LARPed as if he was God's son on earth.

If he was simply pandering to the Irish for votes then I don't really care but Eddie likes to claim that Mosley wanted less toughness on the republicans and that he wanted to give NI to them etc

'Ate Nazis
Love Tommeh
Simple as

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Ask Eddie for his non meme answer when he is back on

>Eddie likes to claim
And he likes to be contrarian. That's what he's good at. Somethings he's right on but some he does specifically to annoy LARPers on here even if he tries to make it logical and ends up believing it himself.

Do this on how Britain is a Catholic country too.

We need a goalpoast version of Mosley

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