Happening now! The left is freaking out

>hard to find mitch mcconnell on twitter
it's the first result on google for "mitch mconnel twitter", i didn't even spell it right

why would the FBI question either Kav or Ford when they were already questioned by the committee? These retards think it's a separate criminal investigation and not a "hey, see if you missed anything" review

DANALD. ITS OVER. HAND OVER THE DELEGATES

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I still can't believe this fucking turtle found his testicles. This timeline never ceases to amaze.

Did you not see the news user?!

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My dick just got a little hard reading that.

Mitch has always had balls but he's too much of a chess player to openly pull his big swinging dick out. He's been biding his time. He's a strategical genius.

>it's unnecessarily hard to find Mitch McConnell on twitter because of his ridiculous handle and username
I need a mitch turtle pepe

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Kek i really wonder what situation would need an emergency ruling to bring back the 3/5 compromise

It's basically guaranteed that he will be confirmed soon. Feels good. The white man is back in charge.

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Wait I thought it was "stop kavanaugh"

Cat 4 chimpout I'm guessing.

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That compromise was ridiculous.

>what if..
Its all a deep state show from republican\deepstate, why they suddenly grow balls?
>screencap this..
For some unexplained reason the newly balls of steel will vote nay..

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Who woulda thought this turtle-ass lookin bitch would have such huge balls?

Seriously. Properties aren't people, property doesn't deserve political representation.

>RDB dead
>6-3 ruling
Jesus, put some thought into it

Rolling

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DUHNULD GIVE ME THE SEEAT

President Trump, I'm Justice Kavanaugh

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Halloween! Witch burns on her broom

the guy is crazy smart. he's the reason we dont have garland. he even warned dems about getting rid of fillibustering for sc picks (which they scoffed at).

Mitch, as a Kentuckian you have never done a single good thing for our State, you have always been a Federal man.

I hate you for that.

But lately, you have been doing good.

I hate you less, for the time being.

Rand is still our best Senator.

Hippocampial if indelibled

3/5ths Compromise was actually made to stop the expansion of slavery.

>mfw clarance thomas was part of the majority opinion

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It would be a 5-3 ruling

> Won't someone please think of the Kentuckians

he would since it would be 3/5 women, not blacks

somethin somethin franklin the turtle picture

When I used to watch jon lebowitz I thought mitch “removing the leftist itch” mcconnell was dumb..

>pic related, an image of Mitch McConnell filing cloture

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Happy to see it.

The turtles escaped jeb’s pockets and have become self aware

Be ready for when Kavanaugh is confirmed. The tension has been building for two weeks - we need to meme their despair at them. Coat hangers are a great trigger.

First time seeing this. Obliged.

More salt pls

Every outcome has its very own timeline. I hope we are in the one where everyone kills everyone.

Based kaijuposter

Enjoy your stay newfag. Don't take things too seriously and always lurk moar.

is there a swearing in ceremony? i can't wait for the crying and moaning

KEK
And sadly accurate

It's real. Kav's calendar has updated. Everyone feel the timeline shift?

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>using (((google)))

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I saw some people post that clearly thought it was a trial even.

:(

Jewish money does amazing things

LITERALLY SHAKING!

Kek

I trust Mitch

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...

I bet McCain's death freed him from the swamp and now he's based.

Missed opportunity for funny tabs

these people must be living in a different universe than i am. Jeebus!

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>literally shaking
they been shaking for almost 3 years now
KEK

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Coat hangers...nice idea user. I can trigger some libs with this. Maybe a laughing Kav in the background

i closed them.

Tn here, we love you Kentucky bros

thats racist

Guys is it true the FBI can only be 'allowed' to interview certain people?

That's the narrative going on right now

>different universe
time line they are stuck in limbo

The post McCain timeline just keeps getting better. What was he doing to these people?

>Avengers: Sōy Wars
What are you doing mate

Search
>inb4source
Top FBI Lawyer just flipped!'
They are so FFFFFUCKED.

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user my sides are in outer space

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making a shitload of hard-boiled eggs. need something to use all this salt that's about rain down upon us when Justice Kavanaugh happens.

The DNC wouldn't want the investigation to be unlimited scope because then they could get interviewed and fuck knows who the FBI would investigate. They're allowed to investigate people who may have been at this supposed party where the supposed rape that didn't exist happen.

Yes. This wasn't a full investigation, just a background check. Although I think I remember Trump saying they had a blanket permission to talk to anyone they wanted to.

couldnt remember the dudes name that had the seizure while looking at the different timeline possibilities. was going to use his name as a reference to shapiros shifty eyed ass.

HOLY FUCK. DON'T GO TO FEMALE DOCTORS, LADS!

> an uzbekistani cardboard cutting network supports emoji in filenames but not in posts

wtfm8

Yo spookylicous

Relax, her doctorate is in political science, not a real subject.

>reee give an investigation
>told literally a million times the fbi doesn’t reach conclusions
>given investigation
>no conclusion can be determined
>reeee why’d you hinder the investigation
I swear leftists are the most inane children incapable of long term thought processes

posted too soon. I'll give (You) an investigation right now. OP raped me, I don't know why, when, where, or how. Just that I'm 100% certain he did. I'll grant you unlimited scope and duration to get to the bottom of finding my rapist.

Big if his dick.

lmao nice

i cant figure out why it keeps using the same file name... dont have it in me to care.

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Oh. Th-thanks. Just another underpaid "Dr. Ford" class Deep State Glownigger, then.
(Literally).

Who team /turtle/ here

>Oh hi Chad looking fine, nice shoes, nice sport coat, nice watch, nice haircut, you are successful I can tell
>Oh why don't you come back to my place, Chad?
The next morning...
>What's that, you're not a Chad?
>AND YOU'RE NOT RICH!?!?!
>REEEEEE RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!!
"Rape" usually means a guy was smooth and played if off like a very successful guy. Then when she sees he drives an '83 ford hatchback beater and the whole thing is a facade to get in her panties, now she's been "raped." To the female mind, she consented, but it wasn't to you, it was to a fictional character, and since you aren't that character, you raped her.

This is unironically how they think.

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I WANT NOW. ALSO ROWE V WADE IS GOING DOWN AND THIS COUNTRY IS RETURNING TO NORMALCY. THE MENTALLY DERANGED LEFT WILL BE FORCED BACK UNDER THEIR ROCKS AND RIDICULED INTO SUBMISSION, LIKE THEY DESERVE.

>When the tortoise finds the hare's energy drinks

fucking lmao

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