SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE
POCKET FULL OF RYE
FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS
BAKED IN A PIE.
>inb4source
HAPPENING! TOP FBI LAWYER FLIPS!
Zachary Bailey
Cameron Robinson
I literally cannot remember the last time something you said was true.
Julian Murphy
Don't give us that inb4source bullshit, give us a fucking source.
Lucas Cruz
You've been saying that spooky little rhyme for a long time.
You always knew this is how it would play out.
Who
Are
You?!
Levi Wright
First.post worst.post.
Tyler Wood
someone posted a source earlier. see if I can find it
Wyatt Bailey
Adam King
....and nothing will happen. Like b4, when NOTHING HAPPENED, and the time b4 when NOTHING HAPPENED. go to bed, Wayne
James Perez
October 11th.
Tick
Tock.
Cooper James
And then what?
Samuel Collins
You have discovered how to be more gay then Q. Congratulations.
Carson Mitchell
He's from the Hannity school of happening prediction.
Eli Long
>cryptic post
>date not too far in the future
>cryptic post
Ian Gray
>Oh hi Chad looking fine, nice shoes, nice sport coat, nice watch, nice haircut, you are successful I can tell
>Oh why don't you come back to my place, Chad?
The next morning...
>What's that, you're not a Chad?
>AND YOU'RE NOT RICH!?!?!
>REEEEEE RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!!
"Rape" usually means a guy was smooth and played if off like a very successful guy. Then when she sees he drives an '83 ford hatchback beater and the whole thing is a facade to get in her panties, now she's been "raped." To the female mind, she consented, but it wasn't to you, it was to a fictional character, and since you aren't that character, you raped her.
This is unironically how they think.
Chase Hill
Thanks
Joseph King
R-rosenstien Deposition?
WHAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAT??!!!
WHAT IS HE GOING TO SAY WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN,!
FFFFFUCK!
Samuel Harris
AND WHEN THE PIE WAS OPENED
THE BIRDS BEGAN TO SING
Evan Hughes
This is the one thing that sucks about this board being anonymous: the total lack of accountability on these cryptic posts that never predict anything real.
Oliver Bell
Oh
fuck
me.
Won't someone retire him before he can talk?
Jayden Green
>2cryptic4me
Benjamin Ramirez
Well you know the names of the legacy corporate media people, do they ever predict anything real?
Cameron Thomas
Spy Vs. Spy.
Mad World.
Hudson Myers
Jim Baker is singing
Lincoln Hernandez
Underrated