I have connections to the White House, and it's been reported that Trump will dye his hair black a few days before the midterm elections. The reason? The liberal media will focus on Trump's hair and make silly references to it. This will make them look immature and also help spread Trump's message to his base about why the midterms are crucial to his success as president. Stay tuned.
BREAKING NEWS: Trump to dye his hair black before midterm elections
Henry Phillips
Adrian Walker
cool post
Logan Richardson
Hunter Williams
thanks user I made it myself
David Diaz
thats fucking retarded
Levi Reyes
Based
Ryder Phillips
delet pls
Robert Harris
He’d be better with a beard or shaving his head desu
Noah James
Based and Erdogan-pilled
Xavier Howard
Mustache would really get the media talking
Camden Anderson
Based and Colonel Sanders-Pilled
Xavier Robinson
Blonde Spaniard Trump is best Trump
William Mitchell
comfy trump
Isaac Martin
He looks like fucking Stalin
Julian Johnson
mustache Trump... that is the single most blessed thing i have seen this year god i wish he would grow a stache
Connor Brooks
You are so full of shit.
Colton Perez
based and redpilled Barron ask your dad to do it!
Levi Sanders
Someone post the pic of him bald with the beard. Badass.
Camden Brooks
Definitely needs the Snidley stache
So he can twist it between his fingers at press conferences. The libs would lose their minds
Joseph Morales
I lol’d hard because it’s true. I hope he does this just to cause the left to lose it.
Jacob Scott
He honestly would look a lot better if he just committed to the baldness much earlier in his life. Unfortunately I think it's too late since this would probably be seen as a nod to muh skin heads.
Smugness: >9000% this absolutely needs to happen
Dylan Cruz
Blacked
Ryan Mitchell
I hear Trump is going to get an afro transplant and appropriate black culture.
Kevin Hughes
Jonathan Brooks
He looks really cute and friendly.
I want to give him a hug and buy him a donut.
John Price
Is that literally Mr. Clean's scalp?
Wyatt Rogers
Based Lex Luthor
Nolan Hernandez
That would be amazing.
Connor Lopez
Just a little smaller and it would be perfect.
Luke Ross
fucking kek
Adrian Roberts
> Black hair
> White eyebrows
Hmmmm
Robert Parker
> Looks Hispanic but isn't
> Can be converted to Hitler stache post-election
Angel Allen
HOLY SHIT, CAN CONFIRM, A BOX OF Just For Men: Original Formula™ JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
Alexander Peterson
Admins. Its my bday. If you would ban OP I would be so happy. Plz?
Jack Watson
Jayden Brown
I'd rather he grew a late-19th century beard.
Tyler Harris
this would actually be a brilliant play
Gabriel Phillips
Richard trum(p)ka?
Jack Jenkins
Thats awesome he should do it
Sebastian Gomez
>all hail Father Comstock
Matthew Kelly
Homo and faggotpilled
Mason Nelson
SS'd for future happenings
Joshua Turner
No you didn't, Jon
Jack Clark
Moustache Don is best Don
Bentley Martinez
Creed
Hunter Lewis
>President Luthor
all of my yes
Chase King
Where's his leather jacket though?
Isn't that just asking for skinhead comparisons?
Brayden Lopez
worked for Romney
Nicholas Myers
"Space Force!"
Ethan Long
The black flag will fly above the dome.
Christopher Jenkins
screencap this
Chase Gomez
This is the look. Regal as fuck.
Carson Garcia
Its +5 points towards dictator powers.
Carson Cox
>it looks good
he is a winner
Bentley Hughes
he looks like a ballsack
Ryan Scott
He looks like he should be on a yacht, partying with Italy's Berlusconi, with naked women draped all over the place.
Asher Watson
He's got to change his haircut soon.
Brayden Howard
James Sullivan
the plan is coming to fruition, just a little longer comrades
Parker Harris
What does this even mean?