PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
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>FLotUS Melania in Ghana 10/3/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NATO Meetings of DMs 10/3/18
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>Putin dindu nuffin 10/3/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 10/3/18
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>SoS Pompeo meets w/Germanistan FM Maas 10/3/18
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>DHSSec Nielsen @Atlantic Council 10/3/18
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>EdSec DeVos @NASA Marshall Space Center 10/3/18
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>AgrSec Perdue on FBN 10/3/18
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>FedChair Powell @Atlantic Festival 10/3/18
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>Confirmation Hearings on Census and Postal Regulatory Commission 10/3/18
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>SpiceDaddy on F&F 10/3/18
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>SpiceDaddy on FBN 10/3/18
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>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 10/3/18
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>RNCChair McDaniel on FoxNews 10/3/18
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>KAC on FoxNews 10/3/18
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>KAC outside WH 10/3/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, SBAAdm McMahon, NSA Bolton) 10/3/18
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>KAC @Atlantic Council 10/2/18
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Southaven MS 10/2/18
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>Pres Trump @NECA Convention 10/2/18
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KING OF BEERS EDITION
MAGA
What a failure Drumpf is
I drink ricin. My freinds and I all drank ricin. I still drink ricin. Do you?
3 1/2 minutes cat poster
wheres that dumb cat
MAGA
>drinking beer
You know it makes you fat, right?
>I doubt they're going to make abortion illegal.
>government has the duty to protect every human life
>unless you are dependent on others for survival
Can I "Abort" all the niggers and spics I'm supporting?
If the standard is "ree those babies can't live outside the womb! It's okay to kill them!"
Well, niggers and spics can't live outside my wallet.
I'm too young. I just am not ready to support niggers and spics. I have my career to think about.
Kek, please.
Trump saved us
I'm just sitting here and laughing my ass of at these threads and this board in general.
You goys do know you will never win, right?
DAY OF THE KEG WHEN?
BEER!
I mean, AWOO!
IMPEACH ALL BEER DRINKERS
>Mike Pence seen in the company of unmarried women
The impeachment calls will be louder now
Is it true in America you have to pay in order to receive a text?
*guys
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIFU
>can't even get the first post
new baker needed
IF EVERYONE POSTS AT MIDNIGHT THEN CAT POSTERS POST WON'T GET THROUGH! WE CAN STOP HIM!
okay this is epic
>he a bad hombre
Is she right?
Add some ice, you'll lose the weight
goodnight burgerbros
DORANGO BRUNTPF
nn fren
>Not every phone received the message
It would be hilarious if they deliberately didn't send it to people with free Obama Phones.
>MUH CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC
Trust me goy, you are going to get tired of winning!!
Honestly, it’s like that tv show that used to be really good, and then it went on for too long. And in the end they threw shit at the wall to see what stuck, and it ended with the main character becoming a lumberjack or on a commune.
What lazy writing.
there's another thread in the catalog about dan blizeran lol kikes are reaching down low for b8
dog bless user, it's even better than I imagined
>somebody thought this was a good idea for a political cartoon
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK
MAGA
das mean
You realize of course, that Trump is cucking the Jew-owned media daily and depleting their assets abroad, right? No need to be so nervous, Chaim.
Oh shit Tucc's going to be pissed.
I BELIEVE THAT BEER WILL WIN
Barron is the prototypical chad
>id CNN
Why wasn't he born with this nose? I love Jews.
Name all the stuff Judge Kavanar and the boys will make unconstitutional after this shit show...
It's time!!
>some.. several... but not all...
>there are people autistic enough to make a flowchart of how /ptg/ works
So hot pepper works on mammals and reptiles, but not birds?
Reminder there is literally nothing impressive about being able to tell the time
It was comfy, but you won't see that kind of thing regularly; the left can't organize without sorosbux and the outrage isn't going to be there except close on the heels of an election. Remember these are NPCs who are happy to ignore politics unless they're being paid, or The Daily Shoah or some such tells they to get out and be idiots. For now those outlets are focused on pushing people to vote, which again without sorosbux is a hard sell, since they really don't give a shit. There might be larger physical battles again, but those won't be when there's an election it could fuck up, their handlers aren't dumb enough to do that kind of work on this short a calendar
WHICH GROWS SHORTER BY THE SECOND BECAUSE IT'S TIME AGAIN
I'm officially off the Tomboy Train. also, there's NEVER any tomboys anymore.
FFFFFFFFFFF
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MAGA
Fried turkey on Thanksgiving is for literal niggers. White men roast a bird in the oven.
MAGA
its time for sleep
>ID: CNN
fucking exposed
YOU PUNK!!!
having a very sudden craving for peaches and cream oatmeal...
that dude is 12, and Trump is what, 6'3/6'4?
THE BEERS, DONALD
Look at all these spit-roasting gang rapists!
It's funny how they really really want to call him a faggot but they can't.
That pose looks familiar...
It's designed to make sure only birds eat the seeds and poop them out somewhere else. Humans are crazy.
Based and redpilled.
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last one from me tonight
haha i bet you thought i was sleeping last night when i was actually watching
i saw the OC get posted and i just knew you would try to use it tonight
>Why wasn't he born with this nose?
He probably was, then he got nose surgery to fool the retarded goyim (You).
How do you do it?
>be me
>at my parents house watching the wild card game
>game ends, parents go to "bed"
>stay in a spare room for night (had some beers during the game)
>my mom is MOANING SO LOUD ITS ECHOIJG THROUGH THE HHOUSE
guys make it STOP i dont wanna hear this shit
Just finished reading that article.
There were two people cited that were the focus.
One was a roommate who said he heard about Debbie's allegation from someone, and when they asked the person he heard about it from, he said he didn't recall the incident in question.
The other is about some twink saying he would get bullied by Brett's friends and Brett didn't participate or do anything to stop it, Brett drank a lot, and kinda confirmed that Brett probably was a virgin.
The desperation is crazy.
It's hard to tell if it was ironic self reflection or opposition research that got leaked.
>ceaselessly accuse a guy with bullshit
>guy barks back trying to defend himself
>"OMG, he's vicious!"
Drop that fucking pepper, slow and stead like.
lol
HE'S IN YOUR HEAD, KOT!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Any news on the FBI report? Just getting home.
nice work user!
vote awoo
Why is this cat so out-of-focus? Is it a genetic abnormality?
ADD A PIXEL TO YOUR IMAGES
>tfw cat get's screwed
so beautiful I'm crying
>Cat is late
>inb4 he shuts down Jow Forums again and /ptg/ loses its mind
Yeah, but I thought birds and reptiles would have similar reactions, but looks like I wad wrong.
Imagine being Melania in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Africa, you're totally a legitimate civilization and not a niggerish shithole." when all she really wants to do is mock illegals with her fashion and perform another White House exorcism. Like seriously imagine having to be Melania and not only sit in that chair while third world savages flaunt their primitive culture, the distance between you and them barely concealing their negrostench and ashy skin, and just sit there, photo after photo, hour after hour, while they hoot and holler. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking visages but their savage attitude as journalists tell the niggers they're BLACK AND PROUD and DAMN, AFRICA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their monkeyish fucking faces contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but Donald Trump and female supermodels and later allegedly Hope Hicks for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Slovenia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on their baboon faces as they babble at you in clicks and gibberish, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and hear them say "WAKANDA FOREVER (for that is what they think of themselves)" a society, if you can even call it that, only held together by first world charity and Chinese colonization. And then the photographer calls for another picture, and you know you could kill every single nigger in this room before the Secret Service could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking First Lady. You're not going to ruin your husband's political career over this. Just bear it. Smile and bear it.
It could be worse. It could be your divorced mom with some other guy.
>that was awful
*marches*
prepare to die drumpfshits.