Americans, are you interested in a trade?

What the fuck are you doing in the ocean? You don't have fins you dumbass.

Have you?

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I can avoid them entirely by not going in the ocean. I can't avoid niggers that easily.

Oh you sweet, innocent, inbred Aussie faggot you think your deadly animals even compare to our niggers. You have a absolutely no clue

t. Lived in AU for a year

>being infested with niggers so we can reduce like 30 deaths a year to dangerous animals
terrible deal

Actually it's just as easy it's just doing the opposite

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He really doesn't. Just imagine all those animals armed with handguns and you have niggers. Plus, we can kill the land-based animals with impunity, but we can't do that with niggers.

Deal!
You just got screwed straya.

This.

Have you ever stepped on a Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard?

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Unfortunately there are no homes, workplaces or shopping facilities in the ocean.

All those combined kill what, 100 people a year? US blacks kill in excess of 10,000 a year. We will take that deal all day long.

Do we have to give the octopi and jellyfish our once-glorious cities, allow them to chimp out in hallowed halls of learning, and pay for their medical bills while they get fat at KFC?

>fucking white woman in the hood taking pictures
You know, you don't see Asian women doing this. Just saying.

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Deal

No
Has a blue ring octopus ever murdered a small child with a blowtorch?

>homicide reduced by thousands
>no more chimping out
>government spending on welfare significantly reduced
>we get the month of February back
easy trade

You get paralyzed and die.

she's got a press tag, probably a kike desu

Deal. And it's final. Niggers kill more than all that shit combined and they spread disease in addition to vote democrat

What happens on Martin Luther King Boulevard?

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>mass shootings and gun crime in Australia skyrocket
>mass shootings and gun crime in USA go way down
>leftists lose their muh Australia argument and are eternally btfo

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Done. We trade tomorrow, no takebacks.

BTW, most of that wildlife will just get dumped in Alaska.

Bad sheeit, nigga

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Fpbp

I live in Florida we already have that, here is a coconut sproutling

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So it'd be like that movie with Kevin Costner?

Blue ringed octopi are 13% of the ocean population but comit 50% of all murders

No but i almost landed face first on a stone fish

Deal, and we'll also throw in a small loan of a million dollars just to feel better about ourselves after screwing you over

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>implying you don't die when a nigger shoots you

You ever dealt with a nigger?

Have you ever seen an eagle throw a deadly live snake at asian tourists? That's what happens regularly at our barbecues.

youtube.com/watch?v=RIG1JRNzYeI

Lol you've never heard of Florida?

Nothin' good.

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this, i don't care how bad animals are. they are still better than niggers

Deal. At least we're allowed to shoot those.

I've dealt with abos. They ask you for booze money and call you a 'white cunt'.

Cities and towns always designate the most dangerously negroid infested areas with a mlkj street. If you ever see a sign that says mlkj you done fucked up and are probably about to be mugged or murdered for sport.

How about they just go back to Africa?

No but i saw a homeless man eat another dudes face off and I've seen a crocodile rip apart a small child (i will forever by scarred by that)

The sad truth is we have 100's of Martin Luther King Blvd's all over the U.S. Trust me roo puncher, you don't want to step onto any of them, no matter the state or city. All of them are festering buttholes of society. And besides, crocs and taipans aren't gonna loot the liquor store.

We have people that have literally raped alligators before, Floridians are a race all in their own

This has got to be the best deal ever. *loads .410 shot shells*. Fantastic way to end a day.

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Based af eagles what's the issue?

So you, give me all those poisonous, murderous beasts, hell bent on our destruction.

And I give you the same.

Deal.

Lol never. I'll keep the black folk, thx.

... they can keep the niggers. Shit deal.

Be quiet nigger while the white man strikes a deal here with the friendly local shitposters

You don't get to speak for us, Chaim. The deal's already been made.

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Btw. Remember how everyone likes to boast about your gun murder rate vs ours? When you get crips and bloods running around Sydney and Perth, watch our stats swap places.

Trump is on this board, and he just made the greatest deal in the world for America. Australia, you done goofed.

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fpbp

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Top kek

DEAL.
fpbp.

To be fair, a lot of them just kill each other. I still want the spiders though.

Even the nigs know

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Nigger steals your bike and comes back to kill you, so same difference. They're on land, too.

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I'll just show 'em me bowie knife! Like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=POJtaO2xB_o

We live in harmony with our fauna. They don't bother us if we don't bother them. Plus they don't steal my shit and make guns rights arguments even harder.

Fucking steal

Kek Halloween was fun last year

It would be extremely painful.

Did you see how small that nigger poofter's knife was?

When can you send them over?

This desu

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>take all of the nasty animals
>all of them die because >1/2 of America has actual winters
>they just keep killing "Florida man"
>Australia gets to reclaim its title as a penal colony
Whats the problem with this?

Fuckin DEAL.

You agree to take our mexicans and we will take your Internet speeds and fund south Korea style Internet for you guys. Also throw in hollywood and our movie biz.

Where do we store them?

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The white space surrounding the landmass.

They've been upgrading in the UK, might spill over when they go down under. Good news is they are still dumb.
youtube.com/watch?v=Zgk-UmDft1o

have you ever been to a movie theater in Oakland?

Nigs would live in all of this places
You think the abos demanding gibz is bad, wait until you get millions of nogs

go on

In the fucking ocean.

>tfw had to walk on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard today

For you

God so true jeez.

That would be an amazing deal. Do you have any idea how easily the white man can force all those animals and insects into extinction if an actual legitimate effort is made? It's a lot easier legally speaking to kill all that shit than a bunch of animals that are for some reason considered people (niggers).

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in your mother's vagina, fag

Throw this on the barbie, mate!

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NO DEAL!!!

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We could put them on that remote island overrun by crabs. Black people like to eat crab, right?

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Op is a typical rat faced nation wrecking Jew. Giving away things that don't belong to him...sorry boys there will be no nigger trading.

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Throw in Alice and you have yourself a deal, m8.

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Oi! make em take the black snakes, emus, paralisis ticks, death adders, copperheads, redbelly blacks, yowies, bunyips, stonefish, sea snakes and dropbears too

Deal
I also want the varanids and then the morelia genus of python.
Im an aussaboo when it comes to your wildlife

Fucking classic.

DEAL!!! NO TAKE BACKSEEYS!!! DEAL DEAL DEAL!!! We'll give you Puerto Rico as well

Hunting near a military installation that was being built right next to a rather large pond/swampy area and the pond had a maybe 6ft gator in it, was paid by them to kill it and in the midst of getting ready with my crossbow and shit, a small crowd gathered on the sidewalk which was maybe only 30ft from the waters edge, some little girl ran from her mother up to the water and i could only watch in horror from the other side of the hole as this gator shot up like a missle and death rolled with her right down into the water with the mom screaming and hollering from the sidewalk not doing a damned thing. Never wanna go gator hunting again, wish i had proof of this but whatever believe me or not it doesnt matter