Is it true that Americans don’t put their peanut butter in the fridge?

Is it true that Americans don’t put their peanut butter in the fridge?

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>letting it get all cold and solid
what the fuck is wrong with you
it's supposed to be malleable

I don't, are you supposed to.

this is the fourth peanut butter thread posted on Jow Forums this week which means north korea is going to nuke us or some other catostrophic event is happening this is the warning sign

Why do Canadorks even have refrigerators? Can't you just bury your foodstuffs out in the permafrost?

Do dogs prefer it cold?

Do you refrigerate olive oil also?

what the fuck. Why are canadiasn always so fucked

no because american peanut butter is hydrogenated which is extremely bad for you but makes it easier for distributors and grocery stores.
Like a lot of out food, it's made to be good for the machines that make it and not the people that eat it.

Wtf why would we
Sage goes in all fields

Bruh it's hard as shit to spread it when it's cold, just like butter. It needs to be room temp.

>smooth peanut butter
go back to plebbit

Yeah

Is it true that Americans invented peanut butter, as and your fridge, and the electricity that powers it?

My wife puts the vegemite in the fridge, is it grounds for divorce?

Not really but they have to lick longer when its cold

Sometimes I put the peanut butter in the fridge and leave the jelly out.

I get confused sometimes.

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Roasted that leaf, my nigga

I use only all natural peanut butter.

Ingredients? Literally just peanuts

Why the fuck would you chill peanuts? Kys

you put your milk in bags and call cheese fries a national dish, yall are fags

/ck/ is that way.

It does not belong in the fridge you fucking monster.

Nor do I. This country is truly full of fuckwits

Leafs are so fucking weird. FACT!

Your milk comes in bags, you fuck dogs, put gravey on fries and now youre telling me you put peanutbutter in the fridge? Are leafs only on this earth to amuse us?

Im american and my friend thought it was weird that we potato chips in freezer

>((?))

u prob thought planet x was true

Nope.

In 1884 Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Canada patented peanut paste, the finished product from milling roasted peanuts between two heated surfaces

eww, why would you put it into the fridge?

Thats not peanut butter.

Why the fuck would you put peanut butter in the fridge? Especially in a place that fucking cold?
Fucking leaves man. I'm glad I'm on the other side of the world to these absolute shitwits.

ISHYGDDT

Close enough, leave us some thing.

Nobody puts their peanut butter in the fridge you bloody leaf

He's a degenerate, nobody does that.

Cucknadians have an identity crisis. They dont want to he called Americans, so they must find ANYTHING they can to distinguish themselves from us

Is scycoposting coming back?

I don't either.

And he buys prepackaged sliced cold cuts. You see the type.

Got plenty to identify

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Can you name them on 2 hands?

its true, Canadians put peanut butter in the fridge, Americans put it in the cupboard, muslims put it on their dick and have animals lick it off.

Kraft peanut butter has sugar in in it.
Only buy real peanut butter. The only ingredients on the label should be peanuts and salt. See this label? Palm oil, sugar. bAD.
I think the sugar makes it spoil.
Real peanut butter has no preservatives and doesnt spoil.

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This

All natural peanut butter master race. Better texture and better taste

>doesnt spoil
>fatty acids
Have fun with that salmonela anons.

Natural peanut butter is just peanuts and salt. No sugar or other weird emulsifiers added. It requires refrigeration to stay solid. Just pop it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds to soften slightly.

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Wow, a reasonable mutt

>natural meme
Oy vey

Do you put your syrup in the fridge?

Are refridgerators and microwaves halal?

Dude on youtube eats 50 year old peanut butter and is fine

I do. The rest of my family doesn't like it though.

Are you serious? This is almost as bad as Milk in Bags.

guys

THIS IS SERIOUS!!!! why else would there be FOUR threads about peanut butter posted on Jow Forums within ONE WEEK?????

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Google "water activity AND food preservation"
It is why things like peanut butter and honey don't spoil.
Eventually the proteins will degrade, but that takes a long time.

I know. I meant real peanut butter

Natural is just a marketing gimmick in the US and is not well regulated by the FDA.

You
Are
Welcome
Whitey

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Proper peanut butter is just peanuts, mate.

Did you miss the part about the salt?

you don't need to keep peanuts in the fridge, then you don't have to do it for peanut butter either, i guess

Enjoy your hydrogenated oils and your early graves, idiots

>be me
>have land
>have trees
>tap trees
>collect sap
>boil sap
>have syrup
>yummy
>leave the pot on the porch and go for a beer run
>come back and the fucking coons are all up in my tree goo
>fuckers are covered in it
>chase em off
>its fucking ruined
>fuck
>two weeks later shoot a fucking coon trying to get in my rabbit hutch
>fucker is covered with grass and leaves stuck to him
>paybacks a bitch nigger

Do I owe you burger anything? As far as I can tell, we colonized this clay first, so you're the ones trying to distinguish yourselves.

We got a different language, totally different culture, different country of origins, different religious type of religion, different weather for most part, different and much better food, different political system, different native tribes... we could not be further apart. Quebec is natsoc, and white.

Why the fuck is the handle in the peanut butter. Ffs, user.

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Why the fuck would you put peanut butter in the fridge?? I don't do that. Not required. That stuff lasts forever. Look at steve1989mre for example he eats the oldest peanut butter.

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My peanut butter has rapeseed oil, just noticed. Delicious.

Both I and all my family have always kept it in the fridge

Did someone say milkbag?

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For what?
>bread
Levantines
>peanutbutter
White man
>bananas
Sea gooks
>stainless steel cutlery
White man
>table cloth
Probly gooks
>glazed earthenware
Gooks

Not toasted? Are you mad?
The best with peanut butter is slightly burnt toast.

enjoy the neurotoxin

Why would you eat that crap in the first place?

It’s a good protean/fat snack between meals when you are lifting

Oh snap so does mine. Is it a feminist plot to destroy us?

We don't put it in the fridge in europe too, tf is wrong with canadians.

I bet you also put ketchup in the fridge
Now where is my costanza folder?

Ketchup needs to be served cold tho, imo atleast.

>not knowing where you costanza folder is
>the year TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHTEEN

shiggy diggy doo

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>2012 was 6 years ago
Everytime this site goes down I wish it never comes back

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