If Donald Trump started texting you paid missions to help your country would you accept?
If Donald Trump started texting you paid missions to help your country would you accept?
Jose Long
Michael Bennett
>giving me a free side job
>no interviews needed
Holy shit where do I sign up?:
Christopher Flores
get it done, kid.
Jacob Carter
William Cruz
He already does I can't get him to stop...
Easton Jones
Sure would
Austin Young
>get payed
>maga
As long as I was 100% sure it was coming from him, yeah. Don't need some glow in the dark making me a patsy for something stupid.
Carson Roberts
Yes
Anthony Gray
I have word the new presidential phone system is going use Bloc chain technology to allow us to securely vote and sign up for food stamps and all services through bloc chain security allowing each citizen their unique id instead of social security number (2019 when he abolishes federal reserve).
Lincoln Morgan
$5,000 bounty on Jim Acosta
Hudson Collins
Killing people is wrong no matter what tho. Trump wouldn’t do that
Christian Martin
Ethan Myers
>2019 when he abolishes federal reserve
I definitely need sauce on that, or have you been talking to time travelers again?
Hunter Cooper
Send them in you bleach-blonde crypto-kike
James Wood
I need you to choke your chicken right now. I'll be paying you in Hershey kisses. Expect UPS in a week
Bentley Campbell
Yeah Donald, I'm ready to get back in the fight.
Mason Sanders
I like the chaos and the curtain licting that trump has done to the system, but he like all the others is under the jackboot of israhell.
Untill such time he severs ties with the apartheid state (probably never), Trump can never truly be trusted. He will always be in the swamp.
Evan James
It’s official when the military does it. Not random citizens doing secret work
Connor Gonzalez
Uhh yes. Duh.
Jaxon Allen
bounties can be for capturing people too.
Easton Ramirez
Ab-so-LUTELY
Isaiah Rodriguez
yes
Nolan Lee
Fuck it I'd do it and I'm not even American
Chase Foster
Yes, I don’t have much else to do I guess
Ian Howard
Bounties aren’t secret tho. We know wat u meant user
Levi Anderson
Yes, text me Dr. GEOTUS
Justin Flores
how would it be secret if trump alerted the nation?
Liam Jones
Depends on what the missions were, the pay, and of I get full immunity.
Christian Murphy
Citizens! Crooked Hillary has escaped again from her cell. She is being harbored somewhere in the Chappaqua NY area. If you see her approach with caution and text back location immediately. Military will be on its way to your location.
Nathaniel Garcia
>evening shitheap, its your Commander in Chief Donald J Trump here ,and I have a job for you. Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to help Make America Great Again. You in?
Christopher Parker
If only. Nothing that righteous ever happens.
Nicholas Roberts
Re read the OP for context Pretty sad this even needs to be said
Dylan Ross
Fuck yeah.
Noah Gray
Lol, you pathetic faggots don’t realize they’re the same political party,
Cooper Perez
>Today's mission: Trigger a liberal irl and upload video
Sebastian Cook
>paid
No need, I got my nigga's back.
Nicholas Scott
>oy vey goy don't you want to do my bidding? it will be cool, like the Nazis you can be like a Nazi! it will be so cool, don't you want to join? 1599!
anyone remember when we found ties from Pokemon GO to the CIA/NSA?
>paid missions to your cell
Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
Luke Gomez
Already on it Mr. President
Kayden Jenkins
I will do it for free