YOU WERE WARNED EUROFAGS

Berline

get fucked traitors

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Wh*tes are incapable of building good cars, the Japs and Koreans are the masters of automotive engineering.

Bmw (except the the e34 and e39) is for pussies. Real men drive Benz.

finally

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This!!!
youtu.be/YQziAomUCT4

Burger, when we leave will I be able to get ford pickups cheaper?

i wish my country had less narrow roads so i could drive american muscle cars more easily

>autozeitung.de/zulassungsstatistik-140455.html#
When I look at the statistics of newly admitted cars in Germany for August (the table in the very bottom) then it looks very different.
>1. VW 63.623
>2. Audi 28.198
>34. Tesla 82

Don't know which European country buys a humongous amount of Teslas but it definitely isn't in Germany.

AMERICA FUCK YEA

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Gimme an electric bike Elon.

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I travel often through Europe and to be honest.. I rarely see the Tesla on the highways or in cities, so I wonder which country went full eco hippie mode.

In Norway electric cars are much more cheaper in comparison because they tax the hell out of combustion engines

it's basically socialism

I don't travel (by car) and I have seen one or maybe two Tesla cars in total.

>so I wonder which country went full eco hippie mode.
The absolute numbers are pretty small if you look at Not even 8000 cars in half a year.

Get bent, kraut, I'll drive a fucking Dacia before I touch a German car

Poorfag

Can't, gotta make room for the bicycles

>eco car
The Tesla runs on electricity. Electricity comes from coal. Good job, Musk repackaged the steam engine.

>EU implements the euro engine standard
>now you can only import buy a german cuckmobile legally
>they cheat on emissions and god knows what else
>can’t even import an american or japanese car because of german autism
Fucking krauts

>Doesn't know German brands are now the face of muzzies on government checks pooling together to buy one car between the 6 of them
Yeah, no, your glory days are over.

Yes but Tesla doesn't even legally let you work on your own car and if you want even the smallest part you gotta call up the factory n shit, not being able to maintain your car at home isn't sustainable.

1999 Toyota til the sun explodes

I'm sorry user

here this is for you

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Like you can maintain any new models at home.

independent.co.uk/news/business/news/elon-musk-tesla-board-sec-stocks-fight-quit-a8567051.html

>But Mr Musk had given the board little choice. In a phone call with directors before their lawyers went back to federal regulators with a final decision, Mr Musk threatened to resign on the spot if the board insisted that he and the company enter into the settlement. Not only that, he demanded the board publicly extol his integrity.

this is some Atlas Shrugged tier nonsense going on with Tesla

Kek

There's already e-bikes.

They used to be 20 years ago. Now they're just overpriced, overweight, oversized boxes. Pain in the ass to maintain yourself as well.

Tesla build quality and quality control is the worst I’ve seen. Lines / panels don’t line up, rattles all over, bumpers that fall off in heavy rain, paint runs all over the place, etc.

On top of that, the people that own those cars are the weirdest people around.

Don't forget their emission-autism, with stricter deadlines every year,where they lock out certain cars out of city centers amd then Shill on the TV about buying a new car after two years, just so the German auto industry can sell more "updated" cars

Never, stop being poor

commune in the Ardennes

Most companies cheat on their emissions.

The Nazis werent the ones that destroy France though.

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You throw a rock in krautville and you hit switzerland
Throw a rock in the other direction and you hit france.

That bullshit doesn't apply in the US. It takes like 2 days to drive across texas alone

Nigger public school here, we dont speak German.
Please translate you fuck.

Oh noooooo, now how will Germshits afford to babysit the millions of low IQ rapefugees they adopted?

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Norway

Not even mentioning the E32, E24, E28 or E30. Your a fucking nigger.

Phoneposting is a bitch

Stop trying to appropiate the work of a South African, American's didn't invent Tesla

>Phoneposting is a bitch

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US cars will never be popular over here because they consume too much fuel and are way too big.

Tesla bikes when?

A very strange associate of mine bought one.

It is absolutely horrible. The interior feels like the inside of the Tate Modern - it’s all synthetic and grey. Plastics feel cheaper than any other car I’ve been in. The ride is terrible and it seems awkward at low speeds. It’s like having a personal bus.

He loves it. He also loves modern art and architecture, meditation and the European Union. If he has children at any point he will probably name them Xavier or something like that. It’s a car for metropolitan weirdos.

German carmakers want more gov subsidies for hybrids and fully electric cars. German carmakers are currently also pushing for tax rebates to get rid of all the old diesel cars (by selling new cars...).

Tesla is a very good way to pressure the German government to spend billions of taxpayer money on the German market to prop up the German carmakers... we have done this before in 2009 and 2010.

BTW, Tesla sales in Germany have fallen 60% in Germany down to a few hundred cars sold per month compared to millions of cars sold by German cars this year already.

CEO of Volkswagen (VW) called AfD (the only anti-immigration party) radical rightwingers

>Said the kike lapdog

They’re not that big. A Crown Vic is about the same size as a Five Series. Mustang is the same size as an Audi A5 Most of the SUVs they sell are no bigger than a Range Rover. An F250 is the same size as a Transit double cab loader.

The reason they aren’t sold over here is that for the most part they’re unsuited to British roads. The Ford Mustang (the newest one) is the only car I’ve driven to get this right. The rest are too unwieldy; it’s not the size but the handling, the suspension, the brakes. It’ll feel larger because of how slow witted they are.

i love all the germans ITT giving logical rebuttals kek you can tell they care about their cars reputation must be nice to make cars that arent piles of dogshit

Who cares. The new Generation of German cars look pretty unbeatable, i like competition though, our cars are just to expensive nowadays. Cars are as germanic as dogs or war, embrace it faggots

Germans have been nothing but a trojan horse for the USA so far, you dimwitted kike
All this drama is happening because they wanna trade with eastern countries and US influence is about to significantly diminish.
You'll get BTFO a lot harder than anyone.

>poor little goy doesn't know electric cars are merely a pebblestone on the way to fuel cell
topkek

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Do you know why at least?

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AfD voters buy Dacia or used Volvos. VW wants middle class customers.

Just going to say I disagree with everything in this post, yes the aesthetic is modern, but everything else this poster said is fucking garbage.

t. I track cars for a living and have driven every Tesla

Japan actually makes better car
toyota cucked germany hahahahahha
thats what you faggots get for electing merkel

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The same Tesla M3 that the company doesn't make enough repair parts for, and that starts breaking down shortly after the warranty expires?

check out the new audi 100% electric car
higer speed ( i wonder why ) longer travel time depending on your driving style and any electrical outlet will do and can be recharged under the hour.

fuck tesla with his overprised stolen tech toys

I’ve never met a BMW owner in the U.S. that I haven’t considered an asshole, and I’ve met a lot. I often wonder if this is because assholes are somehow attracted to BMWs and buy them all up, or if buying a BMW turns you into an asshole.

companies outside of stuttgart cant build proper cars

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the german tribes either, just set the roman shit on fire
and he's forgetting this one :D
youtu.be/dxzTg2Ge9SA

The Porsche taycan will kill the model s. The Mercedes electric SUV will kill the X

>TESLA is BTFO German cuckmobiles

Good. The german car market is stale and uninspired as hell. Quality got worse, prices are inflated and maintenance is made harder so that you have to go to a shop for small shit.

Don't even get me started on the dogshit design. It's all boring and samey. Good looking sedans are being replaced with god awful crossovers and suv's. Also their shitty service in the disel scam sheme. VW refuses to upgrade cars, even thou these kikes fabricated this whole scandal. Let those kikes enjoy a dose of their beloved (((globalism))).

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i bet german manufacturers already started developing eletric cars before tesla existed.
porsche started the panamera development in 1998. a decade before release

If you had a tight handling car here you'd get pulled over for DUI just because your car moved more than normal. Also on a giant winding highway at 80mph it's nice to have it can be nice to have some play in the wheel. There's something about a gigantic Cadillac deville that just floats down a highway soooo nicely.

holy fuck what am i seeing here? Are that refugees for real?

I'm thinking about a Brit electric car with Lucas electric parts. Most unreliable shit ever lol. This would be very funny

>used volvos
>not middleclass

It's as middle as it gets.
Also
>Buying new cars
>in this actual anti car climate
>or ever

Buy used you cuck. The car prices are inflated as hell. Let the market crash first and then see if something better emerges.
Cars are a huge scam and a depreciating asset. I own one but it's old and maintenance is done at home. In a few years i'm getting an oldtimer registry and then they can suck my dick with thier city car bans.

>Fuel Cells
>forcing yourself to store energy in hydrogen through hydrolysis, cooling it down till it's liquid, then turning it back into electricity at an efficiency that is 40% at best nowadays
>instead of charging it into a battery at efficiencies past 95%

Hydrogen and fuel cells are amazing technologies, but cars aren't the market for them m8. They might be good for long term storage, as a competitor to sabatier process methane, though.

>VW refuses to upgrade cars, even thou these kikes fabricated this whole scandal
You mean the scandal where german diesel engines are so far behind french ones in emissions that they ended up having to cheat since they wouldn't hold up in a fair test?

Imagine my shock when kike-run Volkswagen is corrupt as fuck. Shameful to what the company was founded as.

>Tesla 82

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I think it’s a little bit of both. I actually love Mercedes cars, but they’re just so expensive and their maintenance is a disaster waiting to happen after 2 years of ownership.

Yeah, exactly that one.
I heard that hey were so afraid of the us laws, that they paid for us customers to get their cars upgraded.
But in germany...nope! They don't pay shit to us. They know how strong they are here and so they don't give a fuck about germans. And they are right, because hans cuck will forget about this thing in a month or two and gladly buy the next passat.
All they offer the germans are some rabates to get an upgraded car and they offer to pay partially for upgrades of their older cars, even if its still under warranty.

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>starts breaking down shortly after the warranty expires
>first cars made in 2017
>warranty expires

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Fords are proof that it can work and musk is one of those kind of guys.

Owning a Tesla right now would be one hell of a status symbol, I bet 9/10 normies would agree.

Here, found it.
global.handelsblatt.com/companies/big-dieselgate-bucks-for-vw-drivers-in-us-not-even-a-software-update-for-germans-898256

>mfw i didn't fall for the new car meme

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Tesla is #1 in Norway. No taxes on 100% electric vehicles. Economic petrol cars are fined with about 60% tax.

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What will they do with their 16 millions migrants now?

BASED AND REDPILLED

Norway is the only country with a brain desu senpai.

Assuming Tesla can ever achieve profitability. The issue isn’t the demand. They’re absolutely crushing sales. The issue is production. They need to be able to produce 5000 cars per week in order to reach profitability. If they scale their factories up, that number climbs with it. They’re at a point where they need to innovate internally in order to become more efficient.

protip women like motorcycles because the vibration from the ice engine gets them off

electrics don't have that vibration

The only reason Tesla isn’t “profitable” is because they’re expanding like crazy (super chargers) and it’s costing them billions. The matter of fact is that Tesla is not a car company, it’s an Energy company, kind of a mix of Mercedes+Exxon

hmm..
like spacetravel and ion drive, plasma drive

There's more involved here than we're getting from the media.

This shit smells like fake news via lies by omission

Yes, elon musk designed teslas from the ground up, just like Steve jobs invented the ipod and the iPhone you brainlet.

Note this Jow Forums, shills in action. Both have the same talking points on repeat with no actual evidence.

Keep an eye out for it in the future.

Noted

>spending more than $30k on a depreciating asset
ISHYGDDT