Bruh, look at this dood

Bruh, look at this dood....

Oh no no no no no....

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uhhhh...


BHAHABSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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wtf is going on

any context?

Gay guy decided to use a street post as a dildo and went too far

holy fuck

they shoved a pole up his ass.

what

It looks like his head just fucking migrated to the right, right off the spine.

im sure some nice clean oxygen will fix that right up

holy shit dude

suicidal guy jumped off a building, landed ass first on a street pole.
what a fucking way to go.

Quit spreading disinfo about the degeneracy of homosexuals

Post the webm of him jumping. Saw it earlier. That's shit you see in cartoons. Fucking awful.

Did they kill him?

I guess he really got a "jump" on things.

He survived, and is in intensive care in France

Doubt he will walk again

I heard that he died on his way to the hospital but I cannot confirm.

source?

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>trusting a fucking lead

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Gonna need this.

Search 4plebs, some french user linked an article outlining it last night

no he died from a fucking street pole going all the way up his ass to his to his neck, no fucking saving you from that.

the pole went all the way up to his neck, he is probably dead.

>bestgore.com/suicide/man-falls-out-apartment-window-impaled-with-pole-paris/
holy fuck

Jesus...

Asking for a source is hardly trust, is it?

Good heavens!

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Oh man

liveleak.com/view?t=s07G8_1538483948
Fell out of his apartment for some reason, suicide I'm guessing, but I have no idea. He landed directly on the pole, with his ass, in the sitting position (video link related). Apparently he lived for a while and they took him to the hospital (with the pole still inside), but he died at the hospital.

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HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYYY SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT

Yea, but the question is: was it divine justice for a faggot who tried to fuck a street post or was it dumb luck for someone who fell out of a window?

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so did he jump or was he pushed? Also how does anyone aim that accurately?

you waste your breath asking for proof of a claim made in an abhorrent post

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>Dude with the backpack just casually walks past after, "one faggot down"

see

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He probably did not feel much but can you imagine if he could!?

Wtf :DDD

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holllly fugggg
there's video of the impact
bestgore.com/suicide/man-falls-out-apartment-window-impaled-with-pole-paris/

> he lived for a while and they took him to the hospital

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Good point.

Those posts should be capped so something like that can't happen

Thats even worse than splatting on the pavement. You'll forever be remembered as the guy that got the post rammed up his ass.

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I need fucking answers

there are laser guided bombs with less precision

He survived, you can see him move his head in the video

He died in the hospital when they removed the post

Million to one shot doc, million to one

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god damn

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Seems he's taken pole position.

PolePosition

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Holy fuck....nothing a band aid an a kiss from mommy can’t fix though I’m sure he’ll be fine

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This is awful, but I think the real moral of the story is: if you want to kill yourself, make sure you jump from high enough to land head first.

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Wowee zowee

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Yes, but he probably didn't have any feeling in his body. His neck most likely broke.

He went from french to polish really quick

MISSED BOTH MY LEGS

Yeah cause shit like this happens all the time leaf.

Reminds me of that image from battle of sacramento, where a lefty got bloodied against a park pole and people captioning stuff like
>Gay pride parade, 2016 sacremento (colorized)

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no it doesnt you fuck

Damn... I guess he watched South Park and realized if Mr. Slave could shove Paris Hilton up his ass, so could he a street pole.

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oh fugg

it kinda does, let me search for it :3

TOP KEK jesus christ

Fuck poor guy this is terrible.

no man

He just wanted to know how it felt for his gf.

wtf. This looks like a cartoon scene, but not fun and gore.

no way thats real

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how can you "live for a while" with a pole literally tearing through half your organs at 80km/h and sticking out next to your neck

The human body is surprisingly resilient

Man, confirmed fag. His ass was square on it. He just overestimated his abilities and paid the price is all.

High impact prostate milking
Can you imagine how much cum is in that guys pants?

He was a Macron supporter

If you don’t pull it out it holders everything in there

Have a friend get crushed blew his intestines out and he pretty much recovered fully. Just in pain a lot of his life but can still drive and shit.

This what the hectic mad absolute fuck

Like, maybe if it dodged the heart and lungs and just went straight through everything else, you'd just feel really really really really really really really really really really really badly in fucking pain but still be alive

The pain alone from the fucking ripping right through your asshole and nutsack region would be intense enough let alone with the pole up at your fucking neck

..............I got nuthin

Really fucking unlucky, I guess. Pole is smooth on the top and organs are soft and malleable. Everything was pushed to the side. Not much resistance until you hit neck and collarbone.

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How it feels to get BLACKED.

WHERE DID THIS HAPPEN?

USA OR EUROPE

Why cant gays just use a didlo or a dick, why they gotta use a street pole.

Ah so he died the way all Europeans live... With a thick black rod jammed deep in his body.
F

France or Belgium?

France

I think it was a sped-up video of the guy sauntering up to the post from the bottom edge of the screen and then proceeding to have a seat. That was just his shadow though.

Paris.

That's fucking insane.

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Holy fucking shit. Can not unsee lol

H-he's fast!