/ptg/ President Trump General - White Lightning Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
youtu.be/TODyyR5GRqw

NEW APPEARANCES
>FLotUS Melania in Ghana 10/3/18
youtu.be/wqJBoZDd9yg
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NATO Meetings of DMs 10/3/18
dvidshub.net/video/630604/
>Putin dindu nuffin 10/3/18
youtu.be/ELReKayTsQU
>StateDep Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 10/3/18
youtu.be/Fw-3rTtMK7U
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Germanistan FM Maas 10/3/18
youtu.be/E-VGZ28ZzcA
>DHSSec Nielsen @Atlantic Council 10/3/18
c-span.org/video/?452430-1/
>EdSec DeVos @NASA Marshall Space Center 10/3/18
youtu.be/mak2fLYyjgk
>AgrSec Perdue on FBN 10/3/18
youtu.be/fNFPXCbmBsc
>FedChair Powell @Atlantic Festival 10/3/18
youtu.be/-CqaBSSl6ok
>Confirmation Hearings on Census and Postal Regulatory Commission 10/3/18
c-span.org/video/?452363-1/
>SpiceDaddy on F&F 10/3/18
youtu.be/4QcCryB-5Yc
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 10/3/18
youtu.be/yqKSeqyeivs
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 10/3/18
youtu.be/iugNxSHWAhQ
>RNCChair McDaniel on FoxNews 10/3/18
youtu.be/O8FtlpejXL4
>KAC on FoxNews 10/3/18
youtu.be/1A5IoSMuE-U
>KAC outside WH 10/3/18
youtu.be/MjM3FVnw6pA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, SBAAdm McMahon, NSA Bolton) 10/3/18
youtu.be/PCL1ZG53tEU
>KAC @Atlantic Council 10/2/18
c-span.org/video/?452359-4/
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Southaven MS 10/2/18
youtu.be/EGCoUHv2bZI
>Pres Trump @NECA Convention 10/2/18
youtu.be/WKkGRthk5T0

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MAGA

>people still arguing over burger stacking

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BEST EDITION!

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AWOOO

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Betting markets are spiking for Kavachad this morning.

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Damn that devious FancyBear!

>Yes the bottom bun is now dry however the top bun is soggy
THAT'S WHY THE TOP BUN IS THICKER YOU DROOLING FUCKING RETARD THIS ISN'T A DEBATE IT GOES BUN CONDIMENTS ACCOUTREMENTS CHEESE MEAT BUN END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION.

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AAAAAAA...MMMMMMMPHHHHHH

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do we have any niggers in here ?
we have the best niggers don't we folks ?

So how quickly will the Dems pivot back to muh russia after Brett gets confirmed?

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penis and balls

We have you, so yes.

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That graph should be updated.

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I knew i should have bought in during the Ford bitch testimony when his chances crashed

Trump's approval rating would be much higher here had he not signed the JUST Act. I personally don't blame him for that (it passed both Houses unanimously, it seems to be innocuous when you read it) but many people do

MAGA

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This

We should create a new fake car for them to chase.

>tfw it was around 50% a few days ago.
Thanks Cocaine Mitch.

Probably after 2-3 days of protests.

wheres the beetroot go?

(((Research)))

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Reminder: Brian Krassenstein admitted on video that he's paid to tweet at Trump

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This guy is correct

If your bottom bun is soggy it means your burger is no longer fresh. The entire purpose of the bread in a sandwich is to soak the juices and keep the delicious thing together. That's also why you have a middle bun in large sandwiches, to soak the juices from the double patties.
Also the cheese seals the juices of one side of the burger patty while holding loose toppings in place, the sauces also hold toppings in place.

Amazing that I have to explain basic burger theory in a US politics thread.

>Not 6 million
You had one job

Awoo

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No, there going with "muh tax returns", and unironically talking about how they're going to impeach a supreme court justice.

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Here we go...just in tiem for the election.

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Of course.

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I did it.........

I got to give it up for my boy eli.

and maga.

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Statement from Senator Cornwatch.

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Why is DOJ still having press conferences about muh Russia when we know the DNC and DOJ were working together to fake evidence to get the FISA warrants?

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How can I get such a cozy job?

Trump understands the Wave Existence

that;s not how they make mc donalds burgers here, checkmate!

In the trash, where it belongs.

I'm the best there's ever been, mayne. I did it

The ramirez allegation just collapsed

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MAGA Lightening

Lightning struck the Trump Tower in downtown Chicago on Tuesday night as polls closed for the Republican primary in Illinois, The Washington Post reported.

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Its simple, but he doesn't understand. If Mayo and other >60% oil emulsions are disallowed. Lettuce on bottom is correct construction.

Soggy buns. Can you not do burger physics?

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They will learn. We will teach them all, again.

you like rosie o'donnell at a bisexual bridal shower
it aint nothin to me man
i did it for real

>we just wanted to call him a gang rapist falsely until he gave up why is he being so negative toward Democrats?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1047847548600377344

TWEET

Why do farts smell horrible yet so good

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Trump using his time machine again lmao

nice.

gotta love it
when this wears off maybe i'll start another brutalism episode

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>I put stuff on the bottom bun

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Also when widespread chinese systems infiltration of u.s. defense systems as well as chinese hacking of amazon and apple was just exposed on zerohedge and breithbart. This would make a good case for switching to 100% paper ballots

Like lightening

What kind of wafer thin shit ass buns are you using?

I, for one, have been waiting for years for a MAGA-Eli Porter, Class of 2005 crossover. Thanks user

PLEASE JEFF

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ok how about the fried egg?

I want Kavachad's vote to be 50-50 with the Vice President breaking the tie for maximum butthurt.

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>well if this FBI investigation clears Kavanaugh then I guess that's that
>WTF FUCK THE FBI KAVANAUGH IS GUILTY

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again? isn't that like the 3rd time its happend?

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i'm da bess m a y n e

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Of course, or someone was :)

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>with a Trump’s aid

What did they mean by this?

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Getting a single Dem vote would cause more butthurt dont you think

>switching to 100% paper ballots
With voter identification required.

lol no the red state Democrats can choose death if they want to but few will.

>If Mayo and other >60% oil emulsions are disallowed
just toast the bun and put a little mayo or butter on bun will basically never get soggy from there no matter what you do

What'd it mean in that last statement?
That President Reagan and Bush's family deserved to be raped?
Also, seeing a Clinton talk about this "rape" is utterly comical

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>top bun isn't rounded
Stop eating your burgers on wonderbread.

GRADUALLY

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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>Demand an investigation.
>Trump delivers.
>"Oh wait no this investigation! ANOTHER investigation!".
I fucking hate this world.

Look Jeff, someone you can disappoint!

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Have there been any esoteric hot takes on the FBI report yet?

literally lipstick on a pig

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Junior went.

>physical newspapers
What did he mean by this? Also what a fucking garbage quality image, kill yourself faggot.

DO NOT

FLAKE NO

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I BEGAN TO

That is correct but if Mayo and emulsions are disallowed even toasted buns will fall victim to the juiciness.

Well that's good news, now get this shit over with already

the tips are almost touching

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Can I get some red pills on Beto to btfo all the college liberals here?

i like this

i like another idea some user had, flake votes no to get out of cloture so the comfirmation vote never happens, pisses off every R voter there is in the nation to be motivated to make the mid-terms about SCOTUS and POTUS

Accoutrement; goes between the condiments and the cheese. This is basic burger science, people.

It appears like the FBI report was more vindicating than most thought.

I will never use this image, but fucking saved.
>I said "freakin'"

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FLAKE NOOOOOOOOOOO

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That nigger Flake is really testing our patience.

HATE THEM