/ptg/ President Trump General - Immortalized Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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ARCHIVE LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
youtu.be/TODyyR5GRqw

NEW APPEARANCES
>FLotUS Melania in Ghana 10/3/18
youtu.be/wqJBoZDd9yg
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NATO Meetings of DMs 10/3/18
dvidshub.net/video/630604/
>Putin dindu nuffin 10/3/18
youtu.be/ELReKayTsQU
>StateDep Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 10/3/18
youtu.be/Fw-3rTtMK7U
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Germanistan FM Maas 10/3/18
youtu.be/E-VGZ28ZzcA
>DHSSec Nielsen @Atlantic Council 10/3/18
c-span.org/video/?452430-1/
>EdSec DeVos @NASA Marshall Space Center 10/3/18
youtu.be/mak2fLYyjgk
>AgrSec Perdue on FBN 10/3/18
youtu.be/fNFPXCbmBsc
>FedChair Powell @Atlantic Festival 10/3/18
youtu.be/-CqaBSSl6ok
>Confirmation Hearings on Census and Postal Regulatory Commission 10/3/18
c-span.org/video/?452363-1/
>SpiceDaddy on F&F 10/3/18
youtu.be/4QcCryB-5Yc
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 10/3/18
youtu.be/yqKSeqyeivs
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 10/3/18
youtu.be/iugNxSHWAhQ
>RNCChair McDaniel on FoxNews 10/3/18
youtu.be/O8FtlpejXL4
>KAC on FoxNews 10/3/18
youtu.be/1A5IoSMuE-U
>KAC outside WH 10/3/18
youtu.be/MjM3FVnw6pA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, SBAAdm McMahon, NSA Bolton) 10/3/18
youtu.be/PCL1ZG53tEU
>KAC @Atlantic Council 10/2/18
c-span.org/video/?452359-4/
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Southaven MS 10/2/18
youtu.be/EGCoUHv2bZI
>Pres Trump @NECA Convention 10/2/18
youtu.be/WKkGRthk5T0

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youtube.com/watch?v=ykEGtwJuZIs
latimes.com/local/abcarian/la-me-abcarian-kavanaugh-20181001-story.html
youtube.com/watch?v=7GOR9_xiGu8
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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FINNISH BURGER > PTG BURGER

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You guys are all wrong by the way.

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This is the man that sent ricin to the president.

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I believe in burger equality. All burgers are acceptable.

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>there are people in this very thread that dip their fries in mayo

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Shouldn't you be working, user?

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If you aren't hand-making your burgers and putting the cheese inside the meat, you are anti-American.

link/sauce?

!
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SAY
IT
WITH
ME

N O
KAVANAUGH
CONFIRMATION
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About 30 fries until comfy Pence dabbing of China!
>VP Pence @Hudson Institute on China 10/4/18
c-span.org/video/?452478-1/

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When someone says some bullshit about the "Devil's triangle" show them this video so they see how the meaning of words can change stupidly from community to community.

youtube.com/watch?v=ykEGtwJuZIs

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Im disgusted

Awoo

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>brioche bun
this is why Europe is universally despised by all red-blooded Americans.

>sliced tomato plus diced tomato
wtf are you doing

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Fuck, that looks awesome. Is that some sort of thin fried fish?

I have another hour to stew in anger at your shitposts, you godless b8ing NEET.

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I prefer Lettuce under the burger myself

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latimes.com/local/abcarian/la-me-abcarian-kavanaugh-20181001-story.html

>claims to be a Trump supporter
>hasn’t watched every season of The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice

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If you want to argue about burgers you have to actually make them so we can awoo them.

This is now fact.

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>a hamburger within a hamburger
What goes on the inner burger, though?

>If you aren't hand-making your burger
YES
>putting the cheese inside the meat
...nevermind.

>tfw single-handedly responsible for ruining thread quality
and now i must take my leave, i have to go make art elsewhere

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>cheese on a burger

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Top Bread
Sauce/Spread
Tomato
Lettuce
Onion
Cheese
Patty
Bottom Bread

Pickles always on the side, never IN the burger

>President Trump General - Immortalized
You could be correct, easily.

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>911 post with burger and hat
GENTLEMEN, behold, the most American post of the month.
Gaze in admiration!

Also rejoice! Kavanaugh to be confirmed and entered all by Saturday.

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No, its fried pork.

>cheese inside the meat
the fuck are you doing

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You've got me so stiff for Hardee's right now mmmmmmm baby post more

>"Boo hoo hoo".
This fucking hurts to read. Jesus Christ.

My nigger!

>not having chopped lettuce on your burger
you all fucking suck

I believe the more people we share our resources with the better things will be.

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I still don't know why I made those.

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drink chocolate milk, super full don't have to eat for hours. maga.

Is this a reddit post or a professional article?

>not mixing mayo and heinz tomato sauce

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>cheese inside the meat
No, fuck you.
That fucks with everything
Fucking meme burger bullshit

>some shitty bread instead of proper burger bun
>diced tomato

that's a yikes from me dawg

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I'd like to confirm and enter her, if you discern the subtext of my declarative statement there.

>21

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I prefer cheese (goat or regular) top because it drips down to the sides

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Why does this read like a Facebook post?

>come in for maga
>leave with extensive information about every user's burger choices

burgerAWOO

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I do that. Come at me, bruh. It's delicious.

Also good. Mixing ranch dressing and BBQ sauce is tops, too.

Maga. no hippo camping

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I'm stealing all your anime images and you can't stop me ptg

*OFFICIAL* /ptg/ burger chart.
Any other topping signals something wrong with you.

Plain white bun,
the bun should *not* be a "piece" of the burger.
toasting is ok if you're feeling frisky

The meat should be well done, burgers are NOT steaks.

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I AM STILL CORRECT
NOTHING HAS BEEN DECIDED

Thanks, I guess, though now I'm just filled with endless bloodlust
>they came up with another faggy new phrase, btw

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Abandoned churches in a land of debauchery. Like pottery.

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africa should be a wakondan utopia then

>h*lding h*nds before midnight

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The bread in this shop is pretty good fren.

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>Two envelopes sent to the Pentagon, one addressed to Defense Secretary James Mattis and the other to Chief of Naval Operations Adm. John Richardson, contained a return address that linked them to the former sailor, officials told Fox News.
Holy fuck what a dummy.

>diced tomatoes
lmao kys

hear hear.

There really is not one good reason why Finland even exists.

And what about riding my hippocampus?

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You must be happy that you'll soon be able to buy Heinz's Mayochup, which I swear sounds like a Pokemon. Why didn't they call it Ketyo?

...

this is it
however, the patrician's dip is 3 parts Duke's mayo, 2 parts ketchup, 1 part mustard. pinch of paprika

kvlt as fuck

Saturday is going to be a hell of a day

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I think that the mods should ban all off topic burger/water/coffee posts.

On topic, I think that pic related is not a game the Chinese want to play.

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That's burger talk

I am able to parse the intended action from your statement wherein copulation is implicated and implied.

Pineapple and brie on a wild goose meat patty is the best. Don't change my mind.

THE TEARS OF REPUBLICANS WILL BE LEGENDARY

Was getting caught a part of his plan?

Reminder that tomatoes are disgusting and should be left in the trash where they belong

>”Swiss” cheese
>not emmantaler

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>structure fire
stay safe bros

I am totally serious here:

Would it be the GREATEST chess move in political history if Justice Thomas would resign immediately after the confirmation of Kav on Saturday? Imagine how fired up Republicans were!!! Justice Thomas would not even have to worry about Republicans keeping the Senate. Under this condition there would be a zero chance of Dems winning it.
What do you think, should Thomas resign on Sunday?

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That retard might think that the presidential security services have not evolved since the 70s. Sending a ricin letter to the president of the United States? Seiously?

Risky AF desu.

he's having too much fun

Checked and stacked

I need a God Emperor bust like this for my office.

Awoopie pies!

Please tell me that's not 2 layers of tomatoes...perhaps a red pepper maybe?

>wild goose
Most of us just call our booty call a cab, Christ, you're sick.

>Thomas resign
>Hardiman chosen next
No

They've been playing chicken with US naval vessels for years. It's a stupid dick-swinging game, but from their point of view it "emasculates" the US because they won't take them head-on.

someone watch this and summarize so i don't have to inject myself with cancer
youtube.com/watch?v=7GOR9_xiGu8

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It's not, it is red pepper.

>Thomas would resign immediately

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ITS TIME

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It's always a manlet

>he’s never had a juicy lucy
ask me how I know you’re not free

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Hoo boy this article just gets me madder and madder.

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nandos mayo

He's 70. that's still young for a SC justice, he has another 5 years easily and Trump will still be here then.

Why does it look like that photo was taken with a Polaroid camera? Good lord.

>implying this sham didn't swing him further right than anyone else trump could nominate