Tucker Carlson is so perfect and good. Let's write him a letter and pass it to him through Gavin McInnes

The letter has been infiltrated by glow in the darks, watch out

fpbp /thread

Tucker, thank you.

Tucker please /tuck/ me in and tell bedtime stories about crazed leftists getting obliterated

Hang on wait a minute

This isn't my penis

>Dear Tucker,
>Your are based, please don't stop. Bump. And you are our guy. I wrote you but you still aint callin, WOMP WOMP. Every night with your son, you have proved to be... a real human bean. N-word. The letter has been infiltrated by glow in the darks, watch out. A frenchman said, "first post best post end of thread."
>Tucker, thank you. Please /tuck/ me in and tell bedtime stories about crazed lefties getting obliterated.
>Hang on, wait a minute? That isn't my penis.

With love and admiration , Jow Forums

The long lost letter continues:

Also I'm gay

Looks like our letter is finished

nice trips

P.S. tucker 2024

Fucking kikes

NIGGER DICKS

n sheit

get confirms end of letter

3rips confirm the letter is done.

Ignore CIA orders

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>"So, you're saying...you're a big guy?"

How much Israeli cum have you gargled in the past 48 hours?

Young man in wet speedos with a visible helmet bulge

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n-word?????? are you 3 faggot?

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FUCKING BASED FOR ONCE SOMEONE ACTUALLY SENT IT

TOP FUCKING KEK

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> Being this dumb
> Thinking he controls his show.
> Thinking there isn't a reason he believes what he believes.

salute o7

Change the introduction to
>Dear Tucker "Uncuckable" Carlson,

Nice

ass tucker