The Democrats went down to DC, they were looking for a seat to steal. They were in a bind because their polls were behind and they were willing to make a deal. Then the democrats came across a young judge based as fuck Then they hopped up on the stand and said "Judge let me tell you what I bet you didnt know but we are lawmakers too And if you care to take a dare, we'll make a bet with you. Now you make pretty good decisions boy but give the dems your due, I bet the seat of SCOTUS against the POTUS cause we think we're better than you"
The judge said "My names Kavanaugh and though it might be a sin, I'll take your bet you're gonna regret cause I'm the most based that's ever been"
Kavanaugh rise up those statements and play your credentials hard Cause hells broke loose in DC and the Dems deal in lies And if you win you get this SCOTUS seat for life But if you lose the Dems will ruin your life.
>credible witness testimony
The Dems opened up their folder and said "Lets start this show" And fire flew from their mouths as they assembled their row. And the Dems slid the papers across their desk and Ford made hiss Then a band of accusers joined in and it sounded something like this
>Lie lie lie lie lie
When the Dems finished, Kavanaugh said "You pretty fake news. Now sit back in that chair cause you're about to lose"
Fire on the Dems, run Ford run The Dems are gonna hurt this won't be fun. Stories dont match no good news. The Dems are gonna definitely lose.
>calendar >integrity >Trump >meme magic
The Dems lowered their heads, they knew they had been beat And they layed that SCOTUS seat right beneath his feet. Kavanaugh said "Come on back if you wanna try again, I done told you once you aon of a bitch, I'm the most based thats ever been"
Dems with egg on their face we won this case Come by later, kick some brewskis at my place Time to party cause we can't lose Drinks all around I'll bring the booze
Jack Lopez
Are these 'lyrics' supposed to fit with the music from 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia'? Because they don't.
You didn't even match the number of syllables.
Xavier Wright
>Autists polish up your dicks and smash your keyboards hard >Cuz shills are loose in Jow Forums and the semites deal the cards. >And if you win you get this robot waifu and her hole >But if you lose, the jews will delete Jow Forums!
There once was a judge called kav, who loved a beer and a laugh, the libs tried to stop him, with accusations so sloppy, they completely fabricated his past.
