/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STEPHEN "LITERALLY GOEBBELS" MILLER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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ARCHIVE LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
youtu.be/TODyyR5GRqw

NEW APPEARANCES
>FLotUS Melania in Ghana 10/3/18
youtu.be/wqJBoZDd9yg
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @NATO Meetings of DMs 10/3/18
dvidshub.net/video/630604/
>Putin dindu nuffin 10/3/18
youtu.be/ELReKayTsQU
>StateDep Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 10/3/18
youtu.be/Fw-3rTtMK7U
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Germanistan FM Maas 10/3/18
youtu.be/E-VGZ28ZzcA
>DHSSec Nielsen @Atlantic Council 10/3/18
c-span.org/video/?452430-1/
>EdSec DeVos @NASA Marshall Space Center 10/3/18
youtu.be/mak2fLYyjgk
>AgrSec Perdue on FBN 10/3/18
youtu.be/fNFPXCbmBsc
>FedChair Powell @Atlantic Festival 10/3/18
youtu.be/-CqaBSSl6ok
>Confirmation Hearings on Census and Postal Regulatory Commission 10/3/18
c-span.org/video/?452363-1/
>SpiceDaddy on F&F 10/3/18
youtu.be/4QcCryB-5Yc
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 10/3/18
youtu.be/yqKSeqyeivs
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 10/3/18
youtu.be/iugNxSHWAhQ
>RNCChair McDaniel on FoxNews 10/3/18
youtu.be/O8FtlpejXL4
>KAC on FoxNews 10/3/18
youtu.be/1A5IoSMuE-U
>KAC outside WH 10/3/18
youtu.be/MjM3FVnw6pA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, SBAAdm McMahon, NSA Bolton) 10/3/18
youtu.be/PCL1ZG53tEU
>KAC @Atlantic Council 10/2/18
c-span.org/video/?452359-4/
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Southaven MS 10/2/18
youtu.be/EGCoUHv2bZI
>Pres Trump @NECA Convention 10/2/18
youtu.be/WKkGRthk5T0

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MAGA

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Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Press "V" for Victory

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I like beer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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WHEN DO THE 80'S COME BACK?!

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FIRST TO AWOO!

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Say it with me!

K avanaugh

K onformation

K egs

Salt: I NEED IT

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redditors duped again
(oh noes)

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HAPPENING: Kavanaugh protesters clash with some Trump supporters.

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Backpack of Peace when?!?!

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It's like Democrats huddled together to form a strategy to help Republicans keep the House and the Senate and then executed it perfectly. Amazing.

This one seems to really piss them off

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How will the mid-terms go?

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MY SISTERS SCHOOL IS ON LOCKDOWN
ENTIRE DISTRICT TOO

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Stay safe out there lads, Leftists are going to get even more violent now

why do the baker announce in slant letters

Any of my MN bros gonna be in Rochester for the rally? I'm going alone, but will try and take pictures if anyone cares

Salt incoming

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NEVERTHELESS, HE PERSISTED

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Look to the east

The virgin roastie vs the Chad Trump supporter.

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I love how they are calling this Suge Knight thing a "hit & run". He intentionally ran a giu over, backed his vehicle up over the guy before speeding a way, killing another guy.

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no I will drink EGGS at 9PM for the night.

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It already did

>Kavanaugh and friends literally invented the FFFFFFFUUUU meme

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RAYCISSSSSSS

THANK YOU

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VVVVVVV

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I'm glad he didn't fold, showed a lot of strength of character enduring the cat lady onslaught.

>thousands of people claimed by the ACLU

Someone count the people like last time

>id: MaD
but i know u trollan. have a (You), nigga.

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DESPERATELY
CLINGING
TO
FAINT
DESPERATE
HOPE

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REEEEEEEEEEEE HIS NAME WAS MINCED GARLIC

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NEW TWEET
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1047903710389534720
NEW TWEET

Hey illiterate monkeys, /lit/ here;
don't mind me, I'm here to cure my constipation problem.

aaaahhhhhhhhh, aaaaahhhhh.. ooohh....


Thank you very much

BASED!

Can someone pls explain pic related to a rural retard pls

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To be fair, that was all 'in the game' as they say. There were no innocents.

> Senate Republicans to hold news conference on Kavanaugh Supreme Court nomination at 2:15 pm

> Senate Republicans to hold news conference on Kavanaugh Supreme Court nomination at 2:15 pm

> Senate Republicans to hold news conference on Kavanaugh Supreme Court nomination at 2:15 pm

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Tupac is smiling up in thugz mansion

nice try FBI

Delusional

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I promise you someone will attack Flake, Collins, or Murkowski within the next two days.
Trump should sign an executive order granting Secret Service protection for a few days.

during the actual witch hunts of centuries past, if a woman floated she was a witch. if she didn't float well, she was dead either way. that was the idea

FUCKING BASED LINDSEY GRAHAM

Oh god yes today is the day of mass leftist sudoku

They can’t take much more

>flake is a fucking coward always has been always will be
wtf i argee with some Jow Forums retard?

Witch hunt.

>liberals will riot on Saturday
>Republicans gain even more in the polls
Best timeline

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>The virgin roastie

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throw a witch into the river, if she sinks, she's a witch, if she float's she's a practicing witch

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Here's some excellent prose for you /lit/

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It's a Monty Python reference

we /bestdecade/ now, son!

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This will make good salt

I know, user. I know.

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=tSK3uXZid78&ab_channel=JackSlack

MISSOURI POLL
51% Josh Hawley (R)
49% Claire McCaskill (D, inc.)

Trump approval: 53/44 (+9)
Trump impeachment: 38% for, 62% against
Kavanaugh support: 49% for, 39% against confirmation
Kavanaugh allegations: 47% credible, 53% smear campaign

poppolling.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/MO-Statewide-Survey-Topline-Oct-2018.pdf

Salem witch trials

Like how during the Salem witch trials they tossed bitches into water to see if they float or sink

Original cure for troublesome roasties

You know what really triggers leftist protestors for some reason?

Pretend to shoot them with finger-gun hand gestures

I don't know why it works, but boy do they get mad.

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What did the FBI report say?

Damn, give whoever runs that account a raise

Basically the Democrats took a mild mannered Bushite and turned him into the next Clarence Thomas while simultaneously pushing away independent voters and reenergizing Republicans with the midterm election just a month away.

t-thanks?

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>Donald J. Trump has been President for 1 year, 257 days, 0 hours, 52 minutes and 39 seconds
>Number of UFO Files released: 0

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Right after Kav is sworn in.

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Lol pretty fucking based from a homo desu

Isn't that a Bernie quote though?

>Salt: I NEED IT
user, you shouldn't laugh at the dems deep dark despair...not when they lost all hope and realized their party sucks
And democrats never rock the boat

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>low energy bread
prove me wrong

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>due process
WTF this sounds like parody.

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I actually think Flake made a good call with the one week delay.
Two of the accusations collapsed. And the third one is going down as we speak

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I like this redemption arc

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youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

They're not worthy as my opponent.

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It's how they used to check 'witches'. Its pretty clever. If you drowned you weren't a witch, if you floated you were and they killed you anyway

There's no there there

*100% among Americans.

We all know he’ll just suck more cocks and conveniently forget about politics once his guys are in

This is what happens when you ingest decades’ worth of semen

72 years

Was getting caught a part of their plan?

>lacking self awareness this much
Reality is a meme

>Restore the rule of law, due process and fair play in all circumstances without regard to party

I guess he missed out on this whole Kavanaugh thing

EST?

too much self love?

>tumbling down
>tumbling down
>tumbling down

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>anime still hasn't been made real

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You know, for a fag, he's alright. Ever since his boyfriend died he's been spot on with the bantz.

That guy's face
>You seeing this shit bro?

>bug chaser

Libs think due process is going to the DMV

People during the "witch trials" craze in the USA used to fill someone's pockets with rocks and throw them into a lake. If they drowned they were normal, but if they "floated" they must be a witch, and they get hung out burned at the stake.

It's an idiom about investigations or tests with only one outcome.

Thank you so much for baking friend, cant wait to be back around 4pm to watch. Sorry he went to the wrong town.

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