Why does Canada have an army and why is is so pathetic?

>Canadian army
>Size: 68,000
>Budget: 14 billion dollars (top kek)
>Infantry: 3 regiments (around 5,000)
>Zero attack helicopters
>40 year old jets falling out of the sky aero-news.net/index.cfm?do=main.textpost&id=93711e9c-d016-48ec-845b-0c5e58effd01
>Navy unable to leave Canadian waters without US logistical support, no working subs, no carriers
>2 working main battle tanks
>Entire LAV fleet grounded due to maintance/ budget issues; turned into light infantry battalion huffingtonpost.ca/bruce-moncur/canadian-forces_b_6407088.html
>Already limited slots being filled with faggots, sjw's, and stronk woyen nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-military-to-review-uniforms-badges-ceremonies-to-ensure-it-is-welcoming-to-women-minorities
>25% of total force to be women by 2025 (toppest of keks) globalnews.ca/news/3923213/canadian-armed-forces-women-military/
>Most disingenuous military history you have ever read (hint: Juno was a sandy hill guarded by starving Soviet POW's and Hitler Youth)

Is there any redeeming qualities to the anomaly that is the "Canadian army"...its kind of like the Belgian army, like you're not even sure that it exists/ why but the more you look into it the funnier it gets. Snow niggers, explain yourselves

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youtube.com/watch?v=oTVVhCBYpx0&t=3s
youtube.com/watch?v=q8MU-WjZ5nE
cbc.ca/news/politics/caf-military-foreign-recruits-1.4675889
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
globalnews.ca/news/4017318/harjit-sajjan-military-feminist/
youtube.com/watch?v=4jf8Bt4gD9Y
thestar.com/news/canada/2018/03/18/canadas-mali-mission-will-emphasize-deployment-of-female-peacekeepers.html
youtube.com/watch?v=funfIwBPCyo
youtube.com/watch?v=2Wjd6-W7Oak
youtube.com/watch?v=z6Ccyy7ntfg
avoiceformen.com/feminism/the-feminist-assault-on-the-australian-army/
frontpagemag.com/fpm/175189/feminist-assault-military-david-horowitz
youtube.com/watch?v=iTtjtGf-8wQ
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40879544
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>Inb4 snipers

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Germans btfo in both world wars, nothing worse than a sore loser nazi.

Yeah no thanks to you snow Mexicans, even Muh Vimmey Ridge you outnumbered them 5-1 and STILL needed the Brits to hold your hand, sad
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vimy_Ridge

1. We have very few enemies because we don't suck kosher cock at every turn.
2. US is our military (thanks burgers, appreciated)

Because our government refuses to adequately fund it. Probably because we spend so much on our socialist healthcare. We also rely on the U.S. for defence. Trump is right about us taking a free ride. Same with most of NATO.

>We don't suck kosher cock at every turn.

This is your brain on blue pills.

>1. We have very few enemies because we don't suck kosher cock at every turn.
You go to every war we do with the exception of countries that have conventional armies (i.e. you why you went into Somalia, Mali, Afghanistan, Yugoslavia but wouldn't go into Syria or Iraq) and then pertend not to go because of some kind of moral compass but irl its because your meme tier troops literally cannot from a logistical stanpoing
>2. US is our military (thanks burgers, appreciated)
So basically you're useless parasites like Israel. Thanks for clearing that up, faggot

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best snipers in the anglosphere you fucking mutt kike. individually, any canadian soldier is absolute top tier and could probably kill all your leaders before you could even organize a response.

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Here's a good one: we spend double our budget every year on IMPORTING foreigners compared to defense. We're fucked.

>individually, any canadian soldier is absolute top tier
Again, like Israel, you claim to have "top tier" soldiers, but the reality is hilarious and predictable: youtube.com/watch?v=oTVVhCBYpx0&t=3s

We're apart of a coalition army, genius. We go in, whenever the Western powers go in. It's really not hard to figure out. I was just busting your balls, now quit embarrassing yourself by being overly sensitive. It's pathetic.

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Now lets compare to a real military
youtube.com/watch?v=q8MU-WjZ5nE

Un ironically whiter than you, Chang
cbc.ca/news/politics/caf-military-foreign-recruits-1.4675889

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But you already lost.

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Funny because literally everybody in Kingston, Ontario knows that the 10th Mountain are infamous for coming over on weekends and fucking their women

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>We're apart of a coalition army, genius.
>coalition army,
>coalition
you mean the united states who does 95% of the fighting while over 30 countries do the other 5%

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>Posts picture demonstrating demographic replacement of European peoples
>Ignores he too, is being replaced (assuming your not a mutt, which given your emotional cries for attention is highly unlikely.)
Feel better about the state of your country now mutt? Will this help you cope?

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Actually, you're wrong faggot.

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Kingston is trash and lost, good job fucking chinks and hookers.

Because your country will do it for us, for free

Yeah thanks for Kandahar, faggot

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>What is Queens University?

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Because we're in the US' sphere of defense and our country is too cucked to do anything but freeride.

Sorry burgers, wish we were a better ally

Canada has an army?! Holy shit that's the news for me.
Why? What for? Entertainment?

You could literally disappear and no one would notice. Not “they wouldn’t care”, they wouldn’t even fucking notice.

>Being this delusional
It's at the point where whites in Canada are observably in the minority, and unlike the US which has 170 million whites and 50 states that all have different laws/ culture 90% of Canadians and their infrastructure are within 90 miles of the US border, sad

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THE ILLUMINATI WILL REVEAL 10.5.18

Jow Forums could probably form a milita and successfully invade Canada with it

Somebody has to pile sandbags when there are floods.

Pot calling the kettle black. Unless you're in Quebec and maritimes.

why do YOU have one ? to fight emus ? i bet its canada leaf tier and full gay

I lived in Kingston for years and did not know that. I do remember being at a bar with an ex and her friend turning down a bunch of marines from the marine drill team. Tbh I was quite surprised because she was single and they were all ultra Chads. Instead she ended up banging some skinny ugly bisexual nerd.

Kys meme flag nigger

>Canada has an army?! Holy shit that's the news for me.
>Why? What for? Entertainment?


Aussie army in action .

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ohai jew , fuck you

>sad

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leafs army is meme tier , New Zealand has better operational capability than the leafs.

Other way around, leaf. I was exposing his hypocrisy. I actually feel a solidarity with all European peoples going through this extensional crisis and desire for all of us to survive this mess. The difference is, I don't feel the need to put other nations down, to feel better about the current state of my country's' affairs. It's childish and does nothing but sow infighting; all so some low IQ fools can ignore their dire predicament. It's pathetic.

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Isn't it time for another mega-quake to finally sink into the sea like Atlantis NZ ?

Yeah Summer of 2013 all of the bars had an un official policy to not serve anybody with US Military ID; apparently we start too many fights lol

>being this deluded

Better than being turned into a Chinese & Muslim vassal state.

Who would win? The entire Canadian army, or an abandoned island?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage

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It's bantz

West coast.

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This tbqh; and leaf Spec Ops are eternally butthurt for being left out of the NZSAS/ AUSAS/ SAS pact. The best they can hope for is to occasionally LARP as Americans as augments to JSOC; hilariously most of their "special forces" are still fat

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lol we are so cool, quirky and spontaneous lol

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kek

globalnews.ca/news/4017318/harjit-sajjan-military-feminist/
>Canada is taking a ‘feminist approach’ to the military, defence minister says
You cannot make this shit up; only in Canada

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Leaflet twink boys deserve BWC.

So that the gun owners can't literally overthrow the government

Literally 10% of the guns in the US could overthrow the Canadian government even if the armed forces didn't join the coup

Why don't we just cause a regime change in Canada?

youtube.com/watch?v=4jf8Bt4gD9Y

Our military is a complete goddamn joke. Before they were pathetic but we had a few things and could act as support. The turning point for me was when our navy completely broke down and we couldn't go anywhere. If a ship sunk in Canadian waters we NEED American support. That is pathetic.

I hope the US or Russia invades us. Our trinket army would be slaughtered to the man in an hour. I hate our military because I love them, and want them to be better.

The trailer made me laugh

Lets go Trump, declare war

thestar.com/news/canada/2018/03/18/canadas-mali-mission-will-emphasize-deployment-of-female-peacekeepers.html
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Fucking
Leaf

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because not everyone fight wars for Israel

>youtube.com/watch?v=funfIwBPCyo

N.Z-SAS battle training facility.

>youtube.com/watch?v=2Wjd6-W7Oak

N.Z-LAV live field Fire.

youtube.com/watch?v=z6Ccyy7ntfg

>A video making the NZDF look decent in size and ability.

That's where you're wrong, skinny Texas

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>TFW the Lord of the Rings Kiwi army is better than the Chink Communist Canadian army

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Gee whiz !!! Will you look at that Aussie and the Yanks have feminists in their military too .

avoiceformen.com/feminism/the-feminist-assault-on-the-australian-army/

frontpagemag.com/fpm/175189/feminist-assault-military-david-horowitz

"With the Pentagon's recent elimination of the ban against women serving in combat..."


You can't make this shit up . Only in the US and Australia .

>>TFW the Lord of the Rings Kiwi army is better than the Chink Communist Canadian army

American education at it's best .

>Avoiceformen
>frontpagemag
KYS, also must be 18 to post faggot. Also:
>Only in the US and Australia
Canada has had women in combat roles since the 80's at least; and incase you're so autistic the metal in your piss can be smelled a block away, the US infantry schools tend to shit out the majority of females

>Chink Communist Canadian Army
...and?

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do you realize that half of Puerto Rico is either Marine or a thug right?

>...and?
That's an aboriginal soldier . You see the chief with the headdress in the back ?

Unlike Canada , New Zealand and Australia have in many ways continued to move away from being over-reliant on the United States. Despite New Zealand being included into the U.S designation of "Major non-NATO ally". New Zealand isn't allied with the United States , they're our partner in joint operations. In short , New Zealand foreign policy independence is independent than that of Canada who being cucked internally and by the United States can't even stand on its own two feet.

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Do you realize that not everybody got to cull the herd with Helicopters?

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>Population of New Zealand: 4.693 million (2016)
>Reliant

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We have a secret deal with Russia. Just wait until that northern ice freezes and the bear skates over to play.

Suck my huge Chad Canuck cock you fairy faggots.

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You're responding to a shill bot lol. Just ignore these threads.

>Chad Canuck cock
>Chinese

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(You)

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>That one weenie in the DND that takes his job seriously

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Nah, we only pretend to go to war so we're not wasting all that money. You're the only ones that take war so seriously, well you, the Africans and Middle Easterners.

Can't believe you actually believe this stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=iTtjtGf-8wQ

>Canadian logic

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The Canadian military exists purely to enforce the growth of the future Islamic State. People who join the military these days are the stupidest pawns in the world.

This bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40879544

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we have decent snipers because redneck hunters join the army
the US also has redneck hunters, and they also have proper training and bleeding-edge equipment

It's because of the Golden Calfs.
They're always flying over my house.

Canada should be nuked. Canadians pay 300-1000% of US food costs.

>pic related

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Is this why you maple mutts flock to upstate New York shopping malls for vital supplies like the eternal snow Mexicans you are? Top kek

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Oh I know you! You're that retarded burger that keeps on making these threads, so tell me how does it feel to be a welfare queen?

>T-Autism flag

What's wrong? Don't you have a tribe of sand niggers to fund for "freedom"or are you to busy eating the fresh shit of Israel?

Old woodland camo is still the best looking camo.

Yes, 1kg of chicken breast is $35 in Canada because of the dairy cucktel

Even more funny when you consider the sheer land mass and water mass they must protect. We should just be done with it and declare them ours.

Hello Poland, why do you still have that meme flag?

>This guy sips

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>T-Too autistic to realize Communism is as Jewish as the Mafia is Italian

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>The Pole

I'm not the "Pole" you schizophrenic 49% shitskin

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But you ARE the Hungarian.

>The Hungarian

What's next, a Belarussian?

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>When you spend so much time on Jow Forums you think you can recognize the writing styles of different anons

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cheers

Shouldn't have started spamming these threads with your real flag months ago, dumb pollock

Aren't you the dog fucking Somalianon who was trying to argue that it wasn't "rape" since it was just peanut butter he was licki?

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Leafs are obsessed with the "Pole". They accuse anyone being anti-Canada using a meme flag or any non-Polish flag as being the Pole using a VPN proxy. He really broke leafs here mentally, his advanced autism has induced schizophrenia in leafs. It's almost as if he has weaponized schizophrenia into a psychological weapon using MKUltra-tier psyops.

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