Amy Schumer ARRESTED. Get the fuck in here
Oh, was she at that gay ass anti Kavanaugh thing?
Checked! And first time this fat bitch made me laugh.
DR. FORD JUST GOT ARRESTED.
Maybe she really was dr ford!
he will be glad he is wearing gloves
for the love of god, get the fuck off of Jow Forums and stop giving these pigs attention
stay mad kike
check'd
>dr fraud mysteriously missing
What did he apparently lie under oath about?
I hope she gets her ass kicked in jail
She'll be out in less than 6 hours.
Who even cares. You guys don't remember Shia Lebouf's dad? He raped several kids and he got out of prison in less than 4 months. If you're rich or famous you spend significantly less time in jail/prison than civilians.
requires XXXL handcuffs
confirmed for ford
Did they daisy chain the handcuffs because she's a fat slob
Search her for the disguise! Are you kidding me right now?
she's neither
She asked to be arrested, this was a publicity stunt. Fuck you Schumer.
> Amy Schumer ARRESTED
For crimes against humor, I guess.
Did I just get trolled? Or did this happen?
Uh. I don't think she was even seriously arrested was she? Didn't see it happen in the video. My phone is also loading tiwtter vids like shit
plus she's ((connected))
be sure to look at the camera for your time magazine cover, cunt.
Could have used more head busting imo.
Checked. Hope Ford goes next
How are they going to get a livestock trailer downtown at rush hour?
head like a fucking orange!!!
She's being raped all over again.
Many such cases
Sad
Bitch wanted to be questioned further. Got her wish
Wtfwtfwtfwtf how will they get Dr. Ford to lie on camera now?
Where is Dr. Ford?
dumb cunt they asked if she wanted to be arrested and said yes
Holy shit they just brought out the flame throwers they burning people. Trumps America....
>Amy Schumer
Checked. Schumer if true.
Why do these people think standing around yelling matters to anyone?
>Rich people aren't civilians
Cops only use the wooden shampoo on right wingers.
A heli rig from SeaWorld is on standby
t. Insider
I hope Kavanaugh has a 1on1 with her in jail if you know what I mean
so what happens to these morons once they're arrested? Spend any time in a drunk tank? Given a ticket and told to fuck off?
oh no, fat jew in IDF costume arrested by large nigger!!
call the jew media!!! for great justice!!
Who called animal control?
Checked and Keked.
kek
>do u know who my uncle is
You gonna get culturally enriched.
MUH VAGINA
ANOTHER CLOUT CHASING FEMALE CELEB WANNABE, IMAGINE MY SHOCK
kek
Hopefully for her arbitrary comedy ethics rules
>I can joke about vaginas 24/7 but if you're not a licensed comedian, then it's sexist to joke about vaginas
...
Her first time getting touched by a man.
I bet she goes home and schlicks her rotting, unwashed, free-bled clit over it for days.
It's extremely entertaining for me as the exact same shit's been going in Poland couple of months ago.
It's just amazing how in two completely different countries it goes down the same exact way.
Returning to the scene of the crime
Ok Anons, time to harness your Autism.
Find out the number these paid protestors are calling for legal help and bail money
JAM IT! Make a fuck ton of fake calls.
it's almost as if (((someone))) coordinates these attacks on white countries
Isn't she on a green card? Can't she get deported now?
That kike is fucking hideous.
based, this makes me jizz
i want to see more of this but with right wing death squads
>Many cases
>Sad
Never gets old
By the FBI for impersonation hopefully
>black cop
That reminds me, how do BLM leftists who push the "police are racists and target black man" thing constantly reconcile with black cops?
It’s time.
checked and keked
>f you're rich or famous
You mean Jewish.
She gon get enhanced interrogated.
yeah but her makeup artist wasn't so she couldn't go in character
kek
AMY SCHUMER AND DR FORD HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN TOGETHER IN THE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME
That whale will feed us for the entire winter
>Implying all niggers don't have AIDS.
getting caught was part of the plan
>"arrest amy schumer"
>let her out of prison in secret and dress her up as ford while pretending she's still in prison
>after ford appears on camera sneak her back into prison
>"how can Ford be Schumer if Schumer is in jail Goyim?!"
It's an old magician's trick
I would fuck Ford a million times over if I had to choose between her and Schumer.
What would be your genuine reaction if by some miracle it turns out she was actually Dr Ford the whole time and this is why she was just arrested?
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL
Ok Anons, time to harness your Autism.
Find out the number these paid protestors are calling for legal help and bail money
JAM IT! Make a fuck ton of fake calls.....
checkin those trips
Checkkked
>tfw Ford makes a (((live))) (((press))) statement during the 3 hours Schumer is in custody
>tfw no real people actually believed that Ford = Schumer
>tfw they hang themselves with this lie that was intended to counter their own shills
She really does look like she's wearing a silicon mask.
But if ((they)) coordinate it,they should already know how badly they failed in Poland. Those protests qucikly turned into comedy and anybody supporting them was laughed at.
Did she get the whole paddy wagon to herself?
please kek make it so
Look at that hideous misshapen frog-faced Kike bitch.
No doubt
isn't her piece of shit dad literally chuck schumer
Schizophrenic
uncle her uncle
>He raped several kids
Is he /ourguy/?
Shes a multi-millionaire, I doubt she cares its just an attention grab for her t.bh
Piece of shit uncle, close enough
Because they think it worked 60 years ago, and its pretty much all they can do now.
lol, she even looks like Ms. Piggy when mad.
>by the way
Haha kek