Things you'll never hear a jew say

It's okay to be white

"Keep the change"

Let the quarterback go!

"open borders for Israel"

10000 points to the based poster.

"I love children" (They have to say it in a nonsexual way)

Excuse me I think you dropped your wallet.

All we want is peace in the middle east

Best answer. Good job cobber.

"I am working hard to achieve the American dream"

Truth

>Talmud

"You're right, we are trying to subvert you"

"maybe we exaggerated about the whole holocaust thing"

Sorry, it was my mistake.

“I’m a poor piece of white trash who blames Jews for my failures.”

/thread

We have a winner.

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(((porn))) is free. I wonder why that is?

>I love America
>It's expensive but worth it
>Refugees are bad

It's okay to be white.

"I'll take the bacon cheeseburger "

I apologize

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>someone kicks you
>you yell at them
>you're the problem
>???
Nice try kike

Protip: It will cost your soul.

you know, i'm second guessing this whole holocaust thing with the you know lack of any physical evidence

"Madagascar sounds good!"

We’ll all leave now. Sorry.

White people, like Jews, should be able to have a country or countries of their own.

Found the Jew

Welcome to Jow Forums. You will never leave.

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here's your change

Jesus is the messiah

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"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

That is morally repugnant and i wont do it.

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Here's your 20 back, ya I know I only borrowed 15, but when you gave it to me you really needed that 5.

World needs more people like you.

We must check our Jewish privilege.

Sorry

> be half-Persian
> unironically agree with these words
> get called race-traitor/hypocrites by leftists and non-huwites
> huwhite nationalists don't want me either
Feels bad man. Oh well, I have one life and it's better to stand for something greater than myself I suppose.

this ones on me

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. "

>huwhite nationalists don't want me either

You know Jow Forums is a board of peace right? In the event of whites unfucking themselves then non white allies become frens. We literally just want to secure an existence for our people, as every person should.

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keep the change.

I want to believe this but plenty of white nationalists here and elsewhere claim to a) want me to never have children or b) want me dead. I just want a small family in a prosperous country that isn't riddled with crime and low IQ people.

>(((porn))) is free. I wonder why that is?

because porn websites are actually fronts for mossad cyberwarfare operations.

Jow Forums is safer, ironically enough.

'i'm not white'

not entirely true user
lappinfoundation.org/mission/

specifically from the lappin foundation
>imbue our children with the desire to stay Jewish, marry Jewish, and raise their own children Jewish

"Not even I believe that 6 gorrillion number. Who's tookis was that pulled out of?!?!"

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I love blacks

whatever, girlfriend.

This is the real one.

Keep the change

I would hope that the spergs don't represent the majority. Major white nationalists like Enoch, Weev and Striker wouldn't say something like that, nor do I think they'd think it. Although Striker has talked mad smack about diaspora Iranians in particular, but seems pro-Iran generally. Spencer has joked that Iranians are more white than him.

Lets kill Jews!
I love holocaust
Israel begone!

Knock off early today lads

This deal wasn't structured fairly, I cannot proceed.

>never hear
Merry Christmas

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here's that five bucks I owed you from lunch today, plus interest!

open borders for Israel

not funny, goy

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Here's your change.

Jews love black cock.

"Keep the change."

>Protip: It will cost your soul.

This man speaks the Truth.

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Keep the penny in case someone else needs one.

"Penny for your thoughts"

Hitler did nothing wrong

>Leave that coin on the ground

"What the hell, I'll foot the bill. It's christmas after all, my good friend!"

i dont smell anything

>Board of peace
Don’t lie. You want me to hange on the day of the rope for liking dudes. Reason I never fully took the red pill.

Is a 15% tip enough?

Keep the change

"White Christian males built the western world."

here's your (you) little lonely kike boy. don't worry your time is coming

They'll never stand at a bar and yell "Drinks on me!"

Why would we hang you for liking dudes? Tits or gtfo though. Unless.....no...it couldnt be.....

Let's learn about something other than the Holocaust in school. There has been lots you know

No, they would say that if they were LARPing as whites again

Twitter, Jan 1st: "Fellow white people, we need to stop blaming Jews™ for our failures."
Twitter, Jan 2nd: ".@SomeGuy I'm not white, I'm Jewish™."

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"I'm not your fellow white I'm a kike"

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More like
Twitter, Jan 1st: "Fellow white people, we need accept the evil of our race. We should be wiped out.
Twitter, Jan 2nd: ".@SomeGuy I'm not white, I'm Jewish™."

I am a dude.

Thank you, Jesus

"You can keep the change."

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