We're in the money for Question Time tonight as Dimblebot presents debate from London's financial capital of Canary Wharf. Rubber-faced berk David Gauke is on for the Conservatives, while hypocritical Lady Nugee (sorry, Emily Thornberry) represents Labour on the panel. Alan Sugar's new right man Claude Littner and the delectable Isabel Oakeshott also feature.
#comfytime welcomes back BRITISH OBAMA to join THE NEIL and Choo Choo on those Westminster sofas. 1996's Gabrielle accompanies the trio on the sofas.
On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm): >David Dimbleby chairs debate from Canary Wharf. On the panel are justice secretary David Gauke MP, shadow foreign secretary Emily Thornberry MP, The Apprentice's Claude Littner, hip-hop artist George the Poet and former political editor of the Sunday Times Isabel Oakeshott.
On TW (11:45pm - 12:30am): >Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo and Chuka Umunna, with a film rounding up the headlines from Kate McCann who joins the panel. Joining them are Mathew Goodwin, who discusses the realignment of British politics and his belief that the centre ground is dead, and singer Gabrielle, who puts overreaching in the spotlight section.
Turns out an ex-Labour Party member work colleague had applied for the show but rushed the form to the point he entered his questions in the last box where you're supposed to put contact details of any of your friends / family, so he got rejected to attend. Which was hilarious.
Also, the local paper has put this appeal out for the "I said I voted Leave but I clearly voted Remain" fat munter who went on about cake and muh fishermen sob story.
Did anyone find out about that blond bitch last week who claimed she was a leave voter but not voted remain?
100% chance she is a labour plant who voted remain.
Daniel Hill
>George the poet >Dropped
Jack Sullivan
see People's Vote are trying to contact her. She was a definite Labour plant considering her friend was the ugly gap toothed conference attending cunt who spoke just before I did.
Justin Flores
Todays line up is atrocious. Ill watch out of habit but im not going to enjoy tonights episode.
Joshua Harris
I come here for the comments and the occasional cutie/neckbeard screenshot postings.
William Gray
Any wind on Dimbleby's replacement? It's October now
Isn't it funny how this second referendum has changed, and it's now clearly a remain plot to keep us in.
Originally it was "Oh don't worry, we know you voted for departure, this vote is just a vote for the destination, for the type of Brexit, we're not trying to keep you in."
Now it's all "You voted wrong, Brexit is a mess (despite the remoaner PM, Parliament and civil servants messing it up being responsible for that.) so let's have a "People's" vote to keep you back in."
Owen Reed
Awoo
Hunter Young
>muh Indonesia
Mason Wood
Where can burgers watch it?
Evan Bennett
Hey OP, is QT streamed on any radio stations at the same time as the broadcast TV version?
The only people who give a fuck about this are teenagers and losers who aren't out on a Saturday night.
It's the same gimps who whinge about women in their beloved computer games; are they going to NOT watch it or NOT play these games on account of some bird being in it? Are they fuck. So they should STFU about it.
>individualism >pro enterprise >free markets What an inspiring platform the Tories have. I'm sure that will attract people to go out and join their party.
Noah Ward
tory plant in the audience
Owen Hall
>ordinary man explains taxes to the british pubic how did we end up in this position
Jeremiah Perry
The nigger doesnt understand.
Jason Sanchez
The Tory Party exists to give it's members jobs and a wage. I can't believe that anyone thinks it's a serious party or that anything they do is "political" or ideological.