You thought it was over? It's only begun

How could a penguin successfully maintain control of his midget slaves?

I'm sorry your parents named you Aisha. That's not a real word, it's just a made up nigger noise.

Was she ever?

Yet approximately three seconds after gay marriage was normalized, the NCAA was boycotting North Carolina for not letting trannies into women's bathrooms. Every one of these articles is a malignant pseudopod that, unresisted, will drag the center in its wake.

He was a real person you fuckwits, and he was greek. Then he got combined with other traditions (and coke) which are all european to become Santa Claus.

>Or, you could just stop lying to children.
>Even as a kid, I tough I was too old for this sort of shit.
Holy shit you're fun! When you go to parties, do you piss in the house plants before even drinking anything and then just leave?

>when fucking penguins rate higher in society than your African pygmy asses

the niggers can never win and it's because they only ever play losing games

Literally no on thought it was over.

>t. retard that doesnt know that case was thrown out

>Santa claus should not be a white man anymore
But santa claus is based on Saint Nicholas...

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(((Aisha Harris))) get your own holiday you nasty bitch.

never liked the idea of santa. provides the framework for atheism in children

He was Greek, you could argue that he should be a bitter darker but he was still white

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*bit

YEAR OF THE GNU+LINUX SANTA

I don’t know any Greeks that identify as coons.

But I thought they wanted the white man to give them shit for free?

>"Gibs me dat millenia old european pagan character

>be my dad
>family is traveling for Christmas
>in Atlanta airport
>employees dressed for the season to cheer up travelers
>black employee dressed up as Santa Claus
>see son staring up at black Santa
>”your face was all scrunched up, like something was wrong, user”

Is this another swedish article?

When will the killing end?

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HOHOHO

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>black santa
Steals all your shit instead.

Wow, they skipped the annual white guilt Thanksgiving and went straight for the last bastion of whiteness and civility.

Good luck. The only reason santa is believable is because he's white. Once you turn him black or brown or yellow, the kids will know you're full of shit because those other races are only out for themselves and will only give you toys if they are laced with poison or AIDS. That's how I was brought up and I'm fine. Turning 32 next year, a phonebook full of readily available snatch, and just two days ago I finished restoring a 69 Pontiac GTO Judge. Flat black with gloss black detailing and chrome everything. Your own mother would toss my salad after seeing this ride, I don't blame you for being jealous.

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>doesn’t take the milk and cookies
>breaks into the liquor cabinet and rapes your sister

Who said I go to partys?

the majority doesn't control the media
The media will begin pushing images of Black Santa

>I finished restoring a 69 Pontiac GTO Judge.
Post pics please

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Good idea. We should get rid of Santa Claus™ brought to you by Coca-Cola™ and instead tell the story of St. Nicholas, with which you can tell much better (and more useful) stories of morality. Plus you don't have to lie to your children.

It's restored mechanically and the exterior, the interior I still have work to do because I decided on leather with silver trim literally a day after I already sent in my order for a velour/microfibre interior, and that pushed it back by about a week or so.

Aisha was the 6 year old that Mohammed raped, you fucking dingus.

>Even as a kid, I tough I was too old for this sort of shit.
As a kid I always allied with adults against Santa Claus realism, even though I knew the other kids were technically right. What's the point in trying to destroy an institution that's 100% upside and 0% downside to you?

Just so you can feel smart? Like any other retarded kid who draws a stick figure cat and thinks it's creative art?

Santa Claus was a muslim transgender midget.
Everyone knows that and that's a good thing.

did no one else lol @ the dodge ram ad right next to the article?
>selling dodge rams to slate readers
>especially those who are reading an article about changing santa claus' race

The War On Christmas will never end until all non Christians are dead. You don't just turn it off.

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I'd expect an article like this from a nigger.

These things aren't even a surprise anymore, which is kind of sad.

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Can we just revise the whole fucking thing and give santa some badass tattoos and instead of a gay sleigh with retarded ponies with glowing noses he actually has a sort of a motorcycle type of vehicle and the ponies are actually skeletons that breathe fire? It's time to scare the shit out of kids, they're getting too ballsy.

Have fun with your can, man.

put your teeth on the curb, freak

What exactly is the 100% upside here?

>White people have no culture.
>Destroy white culture wherever you can.
durrrrr

>capitalist icon shouldn't be white
k

On the plus side Corporate makes too much money off him to bother changing it

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Shut the fuck up chink.

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Eat my dick and balls with a bowl of honey and bust a nut cheerios, fruitcake.

Agreed. He should be a green frog.

Free shit from your parents. Did you not grow up in a Santa Claus family?

GNU+SJW

Never stopped them before

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I did.
The whole time I knew it was them.
The part I have a problem with is the sitting on a strangers lap at the mall for sheckels.
Too far.

So santa is a furry now?

Santa nigga, he robs gifts from you.

You can’t imagine anyone taking this seriously?
“What about the guys who dress up as Santa to promote charity around Christmas? Plenty of them are black. Surely they deserve to be represented.”

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Don't deprive black kids of the one time a year they get to see their father.

It’s so weird to me how many people don’t realize this

Well, to be fair Santa Claus is a fat lazy fuck who sneaks into people's houses in the middle of the night and expects to be given free food for his trouble. Making him black really would make more sense.

>gives presents to over a billion kids every year
>lazy

fuck off wanker. Santa does more work in those other 364 days a year than you do in your lifetime.

I thought he was a fucking polar bear.

*blocks your path*

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Okay I get what you're saying. I agree that Mall Santa is degenerate.
>It trains you to accept corporate as a substitute for family.
>It trains you to accept Monsanto as a substitute for food.
>It trains you to accept welfare as a substitute for charity.
>Et cetera.
That's not the Santa institution I'm talking about, though. That's a perversion.

santa clause is pagan shit dressed up jewish materialism. let it all burn down

Actually true.
Yule was supposed to be a celebration of holding on to dear life in the middle of austere winters.

The last black thing that came down my chimney at Christmas raped my wife and stole me t.v.

Kek.

Aisha (((Harris)))

WHEN DOES IT END??????

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OP is a faggot article is dated 2013
slate.com/articles/life/holidays/2013/12/santa_claus_an_old_white_man_not_anymore_meet_santa_the_penguin_a_new_christmas.html

>penguins
>in the north pole

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>Jews just hate Christianity, they only attack white Europeans because we accepted Rabbi Yeshua as the Messiach

Piss off back unto reddit

Joke's on you. St. Nicholas was born in Greece during the Roman Empire, which as we know from video games means there's a 95% chance he's black.

Saint Nick was real and he's white.

Why do white Americans cheer the death and deconstruction of their ethnicity? Why are white Americans so eager to be the minority in their own country? Why are white Americans so ashamed of themselves? Why do white Americans hate their own culture so much?

Isn't he a jew? With his curly hair and whatnot

>greeks are white!!!

Not everyone likes Linux

I'm sorry you had such a shitty childhood user.

Does Emu taste better than ostrich?
desu I'd eat them both, but they don't sell it here.

Do you want to hold hands now?

santa claus shouldn't be a penguin either

Non-Christians should not be celebrating Christmas. Period.

Purple republic will rise again!!!

desu this is way more authentic than a shit coca cola mascot

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I am designating the word 'makeover' as a shitword. Anyone who uses this word is now officially full of shit.

Whatever. Santa Claus is literally just a marketing symbol. Blacks can have their glorified commercial.

Is that a nigger penguin?

What's that a niguin?

I don't think it would be a good idea for a non-white to be Santa anyway. If he's a nigger he's gonna slide down the chimney with an empty sack and climb back up with a full one.

Fuck if I know.

The trouble with a black Santa is that Ol' St. Nick gives presents. He doesnt steal them...