Alright we need answers

I guess he was really booty blasted that night

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fell onto a short pole? With his ass hole?

I will pray for this man. Horrible.

Hold me, Jow Forums

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did he die?

Imagine being that guy walking there

liveleak.com/view?t=s07G8_1538483948

He lived for 6 hours but died at the hospital when pole was removed

Well he couldn’t just leave the asshole behind, could he?

he seems to start at the bottom centre

He jumped or fell out of a building and landed ass first into a pole.

So did he died?

no he just slept it off

Daaaaaaamn. How is he alive enough after that for medical attention?

Did he at least do some stretching first?

He was impaled on a fucking bollard. What do you think?

Hhhhh. Fuck. I've seen some horrendous shit but this specific one made my stomach drop.

based

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Honestly the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Because he ran up and inserted it into himself, the leftist media is covering up his degeneracy by saying "oh he just happened to fall on his anus by accident"

They altered the footage

BRUH

Fucking lol

My fucking sides! Didn't laugh like that in months!!
>Anal virginity: Annihilated

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This happened to a famous footballer in the 80s when he was young, at least his accident was a building mishap, he survived and played again.

Damnit Carlos

Holy shit, what a horrible way to go

Was this intentional? I dont mean the landing on the pole thing but was it a suicide that didnt go as planned? (I mean I suppose he died eventually but you get the point...)

NO one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

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“In” meme?

It almost looks like some bad CGI lel.

Brings new meaning to the phrase "holy shit"

definitely something fishy about that footage

we need moar heroes like this

Holyshit.

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They should have left it in I guess

*till he shoved a spedestrian post up his ass

Anal fetishism

the way he took that post up his rectum makes me suspect he might have been Swedish

He walked it off

He actually doesn't have rectum problems any more. I guess he doesn't have any problems at all.

so why did this scrubs remove the only thing that kept him alive?

>when Bad Dragon isnt enough

>be drunk
>see some faggot squating for some reason
>piggyback!!!
>oh shit...

dude. stop it.

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Or an Afghan boy!

>"Believe me doc, I just slipped and fell on it!"

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>Hold on my beer, honey!

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My favorite part of the video on liveleak was the tag "very large anus death."

Allah shall smite the infidels

If I took that pole out would you die?

God I wish that was me

The street needed that pole back

Tim Pool? NO.

That NPC is glitchy as fuck, needs patch asap.

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rectum damn near killed him kkkkkkkkk

Imagine finally ending your life and this shit happens

Remember Kids, Always jump from a Bridge not from a building

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What do you guys think the pole was thinking at that moment?

No. Vlad the Impaled.

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It would be extremely painful....

>how to make a French flagpole

Praise kek what a sacrifice for our god. May he be blessed with a thousand sexbots
The chaos god demands more poopoo savaging

You can't do that. You can't just use self-deprecating banter. That's our thing.

>Im next to 10 poles left and right. How big is the chance a terrorasst attack will hit me?

HAHAHAHAHA

It satisfies me when people try to kill themselves but only end up writhing in pain for hours, even days, before dying. This loser was probably like "finally I'm going to end the pain!" then ended up in the most unimaginable pain for several hours, AND he's going to be remembered forever as the faggot who died shoving a pole up is ass at 120mph.

>#Resist
>#ImpaleAgainstDrumpf

NO WAY?!

No!! This did not happen!!! No, no, no.

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> Million to one shot doc. Million to one

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ouch

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> "Lot of stars out tonight"
> after guy jumps
> "Where did they go?"

Imagine your life suck so much you want to kill yourself and you want to end it and all you get is getting anally penetrated by a bollard up to your neck

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Bad Dragon is going all out I see.

So he lived for six hours...was he... like...awake? Or did his brain just release every drug so he was unconscious the whole time.

> >when Bad Dragon isnt enough
Bad Bollard

He didn't identify as a bollard so they removed it.

>be me
>straight adult male
>hanging with bros
>bro touches my dick
>wtf not gay
>bros gang rape me
>depressed after experience
>decide to kill myself
>jump off roof
>land with pole up ass
>mfw

The pole should've known, terrorasst attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city.

I shouldn't be laughing at this. It's like something out of a fucking cartoon. At least the guy wasn't white.

So the cops then mercy killed him, right? RIGHT?

I bet it felt like really good. Not even gay just those nerve endings getting shoved to his brain. He must've came instantly. Now that's a dragon dildo

In that moment, there was nothing you could say or do to prove to that man that the universe didn't personally despise him.

h-he's fast!

Gamers rise up!

“Not this again”

Are you aware that you're probably a sociopath?

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Kek