Brit/pol/ Late Night Soph Edition

its solid lad welcome to the north

Ooof, dubble-dubbles and quads

>Sending for a girl called Sophie Aspin
>And with her bars she got you gasping

love the new sticky format guys. just news was a bit shit. we need alt news and lamestream news sections.
>no breitbart
>no conspiracy blogs
>no alt news at all

we can do better.

My dad was from Liverpool and he looked like that in the 80s. Same hair and moustache.

she makes me laugh errytime. i hope she finds a nice husband one day and not some grime twat.

warm it up with a lighter and crumble it into a tobacco joint

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fucking hell lads, im actually trying to get some debt for the first time ever here, i thought they wanted all of us on the hook?

Shove it up your arse and smuggle it into prison

no tobacco
no papers
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Say what you like about r Tommeh but he can scrap for a 5'6'' manlet.

Should link to Morgoth's Review too.
nwioqeqkdf.blogspot.com/

Also looking for Tick Tock.

I have: The British Lion Repupload from Master Brew.mp4 and The _Movement_ (Master Brew Mirror).mp4 if anyone wants. Uploading now...

What do you need the card for?

whats britpols opinion on the novichock gas situation and the acusation of hacking.

desu i cant say i believe anything that comes out of either of their mouths. the west could literally just be lying for some reason, likely just to stop russian style nationalism from rubbing off on the natives of europe. seems like it might actually be true that russians dominate in the internet message boards (because they arent constrained by post modern arguments)

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hot-knive or make a bucket/bottle/bong/pipe with a bit of tinfoil

who builds the rss feeds? i would but i never really start threads desu.

whatever you do, amke sure you do pics like its a dinotendies thread. surprise us.

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not a bad ida

ahhhh left my organising in background ignore that dudes

been offered a job in somerset, havent got a fucking bean to my name for the move though, ive gone though 2 redundancies this past couple of years and have been unemployed for a few months now obliterating savings.
was only looking to borrow 2,200 ffs.
ive no idea how the process of borrowing even works, my own banks website said i was pre approved for an overdraft of £100 only and nothing else.

currently looking through sites designed for homeless junkies, times are hard

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why do normie politicians use totally random songs at conference? can't they at least use something you could interpret as relevant?

take this song a good song promoting capitalism, we're da party of business, buy some stuff for the economy

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It looks like the Russians did do it. I called bullshit on the UK gov initially but think they were telling the truth for once. The timing seemed off to me though, the fact that the Tories are dying on their feet, Assad and Russia are BTFOing rebel scum, everybody is looking for a Russian boogieman, etc. Plus there's the fact that the hit was a complete failure despite Novichok supposedly being 10x deadlier than VX which requires fractions of a microgramme to kill a person.

Lancashires finest lass. I want to go to Blackpool and make an honest woman of her.

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britain rules

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no one outside of MI5 and MOD gives a shit

It was a popular look. Kevin Keegan hair and an Ian Rush moustache

Gateacre village is near Eleanor Rigby's grave

So

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Why can't we get a far-right party to go ultra-LARP and play Triarii? I would vote for that level of edginess.

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hurr, loicence?

Don't smoke through tinfoil, that shit reduces testosterone and will give you early onset alzheimers and lung cancer.

the way politicians say "malware" makes me cringe
and then they logic-leap to say that Russia is a "malevolent influence". ah it all makes sense you dumbfucks.

anyway, look at wikileaks on Marble (CIA)
wikileaks.org/vault7/

>The source code shows that Marble has test examples not just in English but also in Chinese, Russian, Korean, Arabic and Farsi. This would permit a forensic attribution double game, for example by pretending that the spoken language of the malware creator was not American English, but Chinese, but then showing attempts to conceal the use of Chinese, drawing forensic investigators even more strongly to the wrong conclusion, --- but there are other possibilities, such as hiding fake error messages.
Insert [Russia] where they say China and you'll see what happened with these "attacks"

also I didn't hold much stock for the independence of the OPCW since they became the lynchpin of the humanitarian imperialist cause. they need someone to verify their false flags. OPCW is now corrupted anyway, but the "hack attack" was blatently CIA.

now they've compiled another dodgy dossier to try and ramp up the cause against Russia. when the people, even if they drink the kool aid, don't actually want war with anyone.
they're also running anti-Putin character assasination, shit's getting real.

whilst we're dropping redpills
look up

>UK-EU military unification

and realise that brexit is a red herring

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>tfw no nazicon to blow all the others out of the water

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>Pull my money out of the UK last week amid fear of brexit negotiations breaking down
>Theresa May then gives a nice speech and the Pound shoots back up
JUST

genuinley dont know what to do help me get high lads
never smoked weed before

Don't forget Souness, and Magnum

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can i just heat it up on the knife and inhale it

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Lol just warm the knife up on your stove, wait till it gets hot and put like 1/4 of that lump on it and breathe the smoke in with a rolled up bit of paper, you'll ruin your knfe btw

Yes but you'll be there all day with a lighter

Dog Food 5

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wew wife just came in and i had to pretend to be normal

i cant heat up the weed? how should i do it?

is that your shill shift pattern? youve been rumbled

snort it

dont waste your time. youre not going to get high smoking some grim months old hash by heating it up on a fucking knife lol. just wait till you can get some rizla and tobacco or better yet get some better looking hash or weed

Check out my cat lads lmao

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If you can't heat it up, then you'll just have to eat it but bu the time it kicks in it'll be like 3am, just wait till you can smoke it, just make a pipe out of an apple and a bit of tinfoil

Dont heat up the weed you sperg. Why did you buy weed if you dont know how to smoke it? Get two knives and put them on the stove until they are red hot. You will need to burn off the knives before using them or else you will be inhaling nasty shit. Once burned off and redhot then take a small piece of weed and crush it between the hot knives. Inhale the smoke through a rolled up bit of paper or break the bottom off a glass bottle using the boiling water technique and use that. The bottle is good because you can put it in the freezer first which will allow you to inhale more but its time consuming so for a small amount of weed I wouldnt bother.

so much conflicting advice

Wait Nadiya has been drinking and has never smoked weed before, you're gong to get the spinnies and throw up lad lol

Mosley looked like Assad.

he cant use the stove.
you have to crumble it and mix it with pubes. pubes are natures kindle.
or a supposotory as i previously reccomended
>the anus is the thinnest skin layer through which chemical absorbtion can take place, thus gives the most potent ingestion effects

tried lighting it on a knife but no effect

lol i want to see him green out now.
i am so superior to this joker somker right now.

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Would someone upload Tick Tock, I know one of you fuckers have it saved somewhere.

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Dog Food 5

have you started your local white fertility cult yet?

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but at least we blew up a dam am i right ?

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got that weird burning smell of solid you know

Fucking hell lad just roll a spliff

Unless you cook it in fat then you have to combust weed to activate the THC. Its not an eccy you can push up your pooper

Are you 12 years old. How the fuck can you not know how to smoke weed? If you have a can around just smoke a can cone

>when you smash communism

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I’m a fucking genius man

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This is some boomer-tier shit, but even boomers know how to smoke weed since they grew up in the 60's and 70's

then he should melt it in with butter on the frying pan and then anally insert

#nohomo

kind of feel like people aren't suppotring me and my emotions yknow

smoking crack?

Dog
Food
5ive

>middle aged paki invents the crac pipe
we wuz golden age n sheit we knew greek n sheit

I want Oswald Presley. i'll keep asking in brit/pol/ every now and then, maybe someone will reupload it to youtube if they have it

CHEKEM

Go to bed. Buy some rizlas tomorrow

tryna smoke weed for the first time mate

no its happening now dude

it wont be weed you'll be buzzing off it'll be fuckin paint fumes

i gave you the only acceptable answer. buttery hash bumfun

You dont want to do that, it will burn the butter. Boil some water in your biggest pan, then place a medium sized pan within it so that the bottom is resting in the boiling water inside the bigger pan. Place the butter and weed into the medium sized pan and leave it, stirring occasionally. How much butter and how long to cook it for depends on the amount of weed being prepared.

Let’s go

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You dont smoke crack through a can, smoke it through a glass pipe.

lad it's too big break it into smaller pieces you slag

drive-by shitpost. mentalists

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honk :3

Already — socially speaking — we have slipped down the fatal slope, and there is no more possibility of turning back. To attempt it alone would be a crime. Not a great and noble crime however. But a vulgar crime. A crime more than useless and vain. A crime against the flesh of our ideas. Because we are not the enemies of blood... We are the enemies of vulgarity!

Now that the age of obligation and slavery is agonising, we want to close the cycle of theoretical and contemplative thought in order to open the breach to violent action, which is still the will of life and the exultation of expansion.

On the ruins of piety and religion we want to erect the creative hardness of our proud hearts.

We are not the admirers of the “ideal man” of “social rights, but the pro-claimers of the “actual individual”, enemy of social abstractions. We fight for the liberation of the individual.

For the conquest of life.
For the triumph of our idea.
For the realisation of our dreams.

And if our ideas are dangerous, it is because we are those who love to live dangerously.

And if our dreams are mad, it is because we are mad. But our madness is supreme wisdom.
But our ideas are the heart of life; but our thoughts are the beacons of humanity. And what the war has not done, revolution must do.

To create new ethical values.
To create new aesthetic values.
To individualise spiritual wealth.

Because we — violent cerebralists and passional sentimentalists at the same time — understand and know that revolution is a necessity of the silent sorrow that suffers at the bottom and a need of the free spirits who suffer in the heights. Because if the sorrow that suffers at the bottom wants rise with the happy smile of the sun, the free spirits who suffer in the heights no longer want to feel the petty offenses of the shame of vulgar slavery that surrounds them.

The human spirit is divided into three streams: The stream of slavery, the stream of tyranny, the stream of freedom!

With revolution, the last of these streams needs to burst upon the other two and overwhelm them.
It needs to create spiritual beauty, teach the poor the shame of their poverty, and the rich the shame of their wealth. All that is called “material property”, “private property”, “exterior property” needs to become what the sun, the light, the sky, the sea, the stars are for individuals. And this will happen!

It will happen because we — the iconoclasts — will violate it! Only ethical and spiritual wealth is invulnerable. This is the true property of individuals. The rest no!

The rest is vulnerable! And all that is vulnerable will be violated! It will be done by the unbiased might of the “I”. By the heroic strength of the freed man.

And beyond every law, every tyrannical morality, every society, every conception of false humanity... We must set our endeavour to transform the revolution that advances into “anarchist crime”, in order to push humanity beyond the state, beyond socialism.

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what kind of effect should i look for

>The Iconoclast: Super Mosque Opens In Cologne | Erdogan's Subversive Tactics | Turkey & Germany
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Shh, Nadiyas smoking wee out of a beer can