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Trump boards Air Force Once with toilet paper in tow
IT'S OVER.
who cares. faggot
Can we all agree the air force one is now a sharter?
Trump embarrasses me as an american every single day.
2020 cant come soon enuf.
>trumps baits media yet again
>media takes the bait yet again
this guy is a madman
covfefe
Focus on this while we get another one on the supreme court. Cope however you'd like :)
Have they finally run out of flimsy narratives?
Now it's just open mocking like HS.
That's fine by me. It means civil war is that much closer.
HE *CLAP* NEEDS *CLAP* TO *CLAP* BE *CLAP* IMPEACHED!!!
>Historically, toilet paper and shoes have gone together much like humiliating faux pas and deep, tear-inducing belly laughter.
kek
sage
how many times are you going to post this today?
The spam here is getting beyond a joke.
Start range banning these fools.
>be Donald
>media needs to be fed
>lol ill stick some toilet paper to my foot that'll be funny
>laughing so hard can barely get it to stick on
>god i hope somebody gets a photo of this
>makes way up steps
>almost trips from laughing so much
>sits down in plane and checks phone
>its already world wide news
>trump laughs manically for two hours straight
I think this was done deliberately by him. When would he ever be in a bathroom that had toilet paper strewn on the floor? The question is why.
Remember when he went to PR and threw out paper towels after the hurricane. He’s saying get ready for a shitstorm anons.
>2020 cant come soon enuf
While I agree with you I do not know if his reelection night will be as awesome the second time around. No Hildabeast drunkenly shitting herself while throwing an epic temper tantrum, no universal divine right being bestowed, no lunatic lefty mass crying spree. It was wonderful and his reelection will be wonderful but we can only dream that dream once.
Q predicted this
It is something. The man sleeps about 3 hours a night so he has time to plan all this stuff out. He is smarter and craftier than most everyone else in media manipulation. I just know for a fact that a President and a man that gold plates ever building he owns would not have a dirty bathroom.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
IMPEEEEEEEEEECH NOOWWWWWWW!!!!!
Mossad predicted Q predicting we’d predict him predicting this.
I hate you retards that have to keep posting this. I do not believe the q-shit one tiny bit but you are more annoying than the guys who do believe it.
TWO POOPS! DRUMPGGPGPH
Call me when he sharts like Hillary did while climbing the stairs
This, everyone knows a man of Trumps stature uses a bidet.
rither it was deliberate 6 million d chess or he cant have access to the nuclear codes
checkmate athiests
dump the drumpf now
15D toilet tenga
>Anti-Trump Ukrainian spam
Still no one cares about Ukraine.
somehow made from wherever he was in a bathroom, into the beast, onto the tarmac, onto the plane without him or anyone noticeing?
he probably just stepped on a piece of trash that blew by or something, theres just no way
Stoked for his re-election huh?
that was a bit embarrassing and funny
but is not enough to become a fucking news headline
fucking TDS carrier
Is this the end of Drumpf??
former trump supporter here. Its funny to watch him crash and burn , but in all seriousness we cant have him get the nuclear codes.
>also a fucking hohol
it's a meme you dip
Looks like he stepped on a democrap
Underrated
>no lunatic lefty mass crying spree
Of course there will be
Desperation of left
Feces in airspace
2 scoops
2 terms
dont you have a war to fight.
>war to lose*
FTFY
Kill your German monarch, peasant bitch.
UNEMPLOYMENT LOWEST SINCE 1969
Hispanic Unemployment Record Low...
Manufacturing confidence all-time high...
16,000 Govt Jobs Cut Since Trump...
POLL: PRESIDENT APPROVAL 51%...
While ukraine laughs about toilet paper, russian continues fucking it in the ass literally. Bunch of donbasses
How do they know it was specifically toilet paper and not just a piece of paper on the ground he stepped on?
BLUMPFFFFFFFF
This.
>Melania, honey, how should we distract the NPC's while Kavanaugh gets confirmed?
>Dont tuck in your shirt?
>Too obvious, gotta be more subtle
My money is on this is a 4d chess move. To shoe people "Hey I am a normal guy too, shit happens to me as well"
>If it aint shit stains on pants, its poo on the sho.
Lol. Ameriburp's and their Comic con country and meme presidents.
Top kek.
!!!!!!!!TWOOOOOOOOOO FLUSHES!!!!!!!!!!!
This is no different from the "two scoops of ice cream" and the salt shaker shit that was being peddled.
Wouldnt surprise me desu
Just another desperate story by the left, since they have nothing relevant to report on.
IMBPLEAAXHHCH!!!!!
>Trump boards Air Force Once with toilet paper in tow
At least this time he remembered to actually wipe.
Oh noez, this koala cuntfucker's fee fees have been HURT
Airforce once? Really nigga?
>POLL: PRESIDENT APPROVAL 51%...
Oh, so Jow Forums is trusting polls again? I see.
Trumpcucks truly are the niggers of Jow Forums.
As a former Trump supporter, I can no longer support him following this. I will vote democrat in December.
>mr president what are you doing?
>what does it look like, I'm gluing toilet paper to my shoe because these idiots will put it on international news
I wrote that routine and I must say they pulled it off flawlessly
oh look geez don't fear the old guy he can't even keep the TP off his shoe,
he in Sun Tzuing the fuck out of all of you
dayammm Trump needs to stay away from the GMO foods to keep that mart shart business off his pants bigly
Trump had a good run, but this time he’s done. There no way he could ever recover.
sure you were, sure...go be a jew somewhere else.
maybe
seems unlikely that the fabric of the floor of the car wouldn't rub on his feet creating little ripples in the napkin
is it a napkin? not a piece of toilet paper?
You're supposed to clap every syllable, not every word. Such a failure.
FPBP
>muh 4D toilet paper media play
Talk about mental gumnastics
Gotcha Grumpf!
Thus wasnt a typo, it was bait, HURRRRRR
You can always count on Jeff "known cia asset" Bezos' WaPo for the hard-hitting stories. I hope i live to see the day reporters start getting lynched en masse.
that's not toilet paper, that's Dr. Ford's testimony
>No Hildabeast drunkenly shitting herself while throwing an epic temper tantrum,
You know she will
but shit falling out of hilldawg`s mouth is okay..lol
I... is that pepe?
2 genders
2 doors
Two womps
2 scoops
2 terms
2 genders
2 supreme court nominees
2 many liberals
2 few conservatives
IMPEACH!!!
Just from kickin ass.
That's all it is, expect lots of lefty temper tantrums for a while after today
He's just reminding everyone what a great shit poster he is!